[NSFW] A cucumber can make women cum better than 99% of men

Cuyen

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The bigger dick is,better it is. and also don't forget water is wet.
 
Eskimocel

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Of coure, when chad aint around its improvisation time.
 
NoMoreSlaving

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Just noticed there is a dog video in the recommended as well :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:


Just your daily reminder that cucumbers and dogs get more sex than average men
 
Insomniac

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Chadcumber
 
Michael15651

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Never began if a cucumber mogs your sex life
 
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ChronicPaincel

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Take the cucumberpill
 
Cuyen

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Foids literally fuck anything except us. brutal
 
outherebrothers

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Just be a cucumber theory.
 
lifeisbullshit95

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Cucumbers me
 
Life Wasted

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They don't call them cuCUMbers for nothing.

LifeFuel for ethnics who own cucumbers.
 
Cuyen

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SelfCrucified

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To Ernesto's credit, he put his taco whore in bondage and supplied the elbow grease to penetrate the roastie with the greased cucumber. Viva la raza
 
MarriedAndLookin4Fun

MarriedAndLookin4Fun

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Brutal cucumberpill
Just noticed there is a dog video in the recommended as well :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:


Just your daily reminder that cucumbers and dogs get more sex than average men
Brutal dogpill
 
YoungCurryCell

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That seems very unhygienic.
 
TheNEET

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cucumbers have higher SMV than sub-10 men :lul:
 
Michael15651

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The cucumberpill strikes again.
 
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Haywire

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just have a very hard 6 inch plus girth dick!
 
Ritalincel

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Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.

Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber, he knows she isn't on a diet!
 
Cuyen

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Tfw we will never be a cucumber its over
 
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Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.

Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber, he knows she isn't on a diet!
 
Lux

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Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.

Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber, he knows she isn't on a diet!
 
wizardcel

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The majority of men who do amateur porn are ugly. Just look at that guy JFL. I wonder how they convince the foid to let him fuck her.
 
VirtueSignaller

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cucumbers me
 
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Women would rather fuck themselves with thick prickly vegetables than let some sub 7 Paki fuck them with a black dildo.
 
TheSecondComing

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loserkarthusplayer

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CUCUMBER PILL DESTROYED ME WTF IS THIS CLOWN WORLD

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Yungguy

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Foids don't deserve orgasms
 
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