[It's Over] A subhuman looking for a date

gymletethnicel

gymletethnicel

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Hello girls my name is Osama. I am 19 years old and looking for a cute girl to hang out with. I am a Moroccan and about 5'7", currently I am not working and rot in bed playing Xbox all-day long. :p I also suffer from juvenile idiopathic arthritis and Crohn's disease and might have cancer, this is why I dropped out of college. My left eyebrow is also missing despite me having an elegant monobrow :( and my beard is completely misaligned, but that makes me a SPECIAL MAN. I have trouble walking and suffer from lots of pain so you have to be gentle in bed ;). Also if we start dating we'll have to go to the hospital once in a while.

My favourite game is LittleBigPlanet 2 and my favourite food is fesikh. :D
 
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xMadcelx

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where is this from
 
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Reverse genders and guys would be lining up for this.
 
Diocel

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it's over, nothing to add
 
RREEEEEEEEE

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GeneticJoke

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36 yo subhuman oldcel coping as too pussy to rope
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Lose weight, grow a full beard, don't wear the glasses and hope for the best.
 
nihility

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Atomic slayer
 
gymletethnicel

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Lose weight, grow a full beard, don't wear the glasses and hope for the best.
Not everyone can grow a full beard and just removing your glasses isn't always an option. Losing weight is cope anyway for me, I only became fat after taking the blackpill because when it never began I must keep myself sane so I don't want to gymcel 24/7 thinking about useless muscles. If I kept going I might have reached a 250kg deadlift, but I didn't care anymore.

Btw this isn't me lol
 
CopingJim

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mogs me tbh ngl ded srs
 
GeneticJoke

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Not everyone can grow a full beard and just removing your glasses isn't always an option. Losing weight is cope anyway for me, I only became fat after taking the blackpill because when it never began I must keep myself sane so I don't want to gymcel 24/7 thinking about useless muscles. If I kept going I might have reached a 250kg deadlift, but I didn't care anymore.

Btw this isn't me lol
I didn't think it was you, I meant the advice for him.

I can't grow a full beard personally, I meant grow a full beard as much as he can. I used to have a goatee but now it's a "full" beard and I think/hope this looks better. Also if you are ugly glasses tend to make you look even worse.

He is quite fat tbh so maybe losing weight would help him a little bit.
 
bait____

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AlexanderTheGreat11

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Shower should do it
 
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I rly hate making fun of people for their looks
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS

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here to save m'lady from da niceguys!!!! xDDDDDD
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UM SWEATY PERSONALITY... SAY IT WITH ME AGAIN PERSONALITY
 
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Not everyone can grow a full beard and just removing your glasses isn't always an option. Losing weight is cope anyway for me, I only became fat after taking the blackpill because when it never began I must keep myself sane so I don't want to gymcel 24/7 thinking about useless muscles. If I kept going I might have reached a 250kg deadlift, but I didn't care anymore.

Btw this isn't me lol
Training for strength and general fitness will do wonders for your weight and daily energy levels. None of it will be "useless muscles." You must be able to sprint, climb, and lift yourself up, regardless of your training goals.

A big deadlift is useless outside of powerlifting, I'll give you that. You can still use the lift to train your legs and lower back, but there are safer alternatives. I see far too many bros fuck up the conventional deadlift.
 
ShySaxon

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Giga chad tbh
 
zangano1

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:heart::heart::heart:I would date him but Im already dating chad teehee
 
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