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Cope A whole new level of cope

Hail The Bloatlord

Hail The Bloatlord

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I just bought it and started chewing. It does make the masseters sore, it even includes a small jaw-workout plan.
Feel free to say "cope".
 
Cope indeed. Maybe you will be a chad in 20 years.
 
I mean... it works in the sense that you'll expand your masseters. It won't exactly lengthen your jaw bone, lower you gonial angle or anything like that, though.
 
If the cope works and gives you a nice jaw you win
If the cope does not work but gives you confidence to get rejected at least you tried
 
what is this shit
 
Why not just chew gum?
 
Mastic Mastiha Masticha Gum

hard to chew gum, that chisels your jaw/face. The reason why a lot of people have faces that look like they are melting away is that we don't CHEW HARD FOOD. The chewing of hard foods, like working out, is what shapes, and chisels your face.
 
I bought that trash and it was completely destroyed in one fucking month, both pairs.
 
I bought that trash and it was completely destroyed in one fucking month, both pairs.
I've just used It a couple of times. If that happens to me too I'll update the post.
 
Lmk if it actually works how much did it cost tho?
 
You should get yourself some rare rump steak and chew on that one.
 
You should get yourself some rare rump steak and chew on that one.
I even eat older animals whose meat is way harder than regular beef, but still I am not paleo enough, apparently.
 
whats that? drugs? :feelstrash:
 
1 month update: the first pair fell apart, didn't use it even everyday
 
Too late already buddy boyo
 
Large massateers help as long as your jaw is already decent
 
Jfl at copers who believe in that crap
 

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