LifeFuel accepting applications on inceltears

[jerrycan dan]

was touching my dick and noticed it's bent up, seems like a pretty high IQ design feature if I'm supposed to reach places with it standing up, also 16 cm so average sized with decent girth so it can go in and not be a micropenis

lovely ladies of inceltears reading this, I am accepting sex applications, please sent them my way and I will get around to reviewing them. have xx chromosomes no other requirements

 

[Deleted member 14866]

>implying they're actually ladies
oh no no no no no

 

[Lubricure]

Jfl what at I'm reading. While I somehow like your idea, I wouldn't do the same. You're risking to review hundreds of applications from oestrogenized soycucks/trannies/low end ovarybots (equipping a manjaw and full hirsutism).

 

[jerrycan dan]

>implying they're actually ladies
oh no no no no no

bro delete ur sig im tryna focus on 3d women here

 

[Deleted member 14866]

bro delete ur sig im tryna focus on 3d women here

cope

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

implying they're actually ladies

most of them are incels in denial and trannies jfl
Theyre even more pathetic than us

 

[KingOfRome]

most of them are incels in denial and trannies jfl
Theyre even more pathetic than us

Yeah they're trannies. They don't have g-spots like real females do. Their fuckholes are just dicks turned outside-in.

 

[jerrycan dan]

They don't have g-spots like real females do.

in their defence, they do have prostates, but the prostate isn't supposed to be used for that

 

[TheSecondComing]

cope

 

[jerrycan dan]

cope

something primal is going on here bruh I want to fuck her ass and thighs while being fully aware of that fact, not just being aware of it but understanding it on a very deep level compared to what I usually do. I think it's because she has a see-through skirt in front of her upper thigh and bottom asscheek that makes it look like she's being somewhat modest when in actual fact you can see what's up. Very enticing. It's just so out in the open your brain can't break it down into anything other than what it is, there is no sexual experience or 2d waifu shit just her thighs and ass. I feel like some national geographic soyboy could film me beating my meat to this and describe it while only using zoological terminology.

ded srs we are just more advanced versions of this. how the fuck are we using computers?

 

[seija]

>implying they're actually ladies
oh no no no no no

 

[ihaveno1]

Guests: 15

seems like your inbox is going to be filled with a lot of them soon bro

 

[Deleted member 17180]

Loophole bragging, ban yourself

 

[NEETAndTidy]

High tier post. I can feel your autism from here

 

[nekomimimodo]

cope

wish I could fuck that retarded goddess ass

 

[Deleted member 16455]

only like 20% of IT users qualify for that one requirement

 

[Vermilioncore]

I wish my dick was like that

 

[HighTGymcel]

they are tranniecucks

 

[Blacktarpill]

Only xx??
Landwhales are not foids.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

You tryna get featured on cucktears or something?

 

[gigacel123]

was touching my dick and noticed it's bent up, seems like a pretty high IQ design feature if I'm supposed to reach places with it standing up, also 16 cm so average sized with decent girth so it can go in and not be a micropenis

lovely ladies of inceltears reading this, I am accepting sex applications, please sent them my way and I will get around to reviewing them. have xx chromosomes no other requirements

Lucky.

 

[quinn24]

something primal is going on here bruh I want to fuck her ass and thighs while being fully aware of that fact, not just being aware of it but understanding it on a very deep level compared to what I usually do. I think it's because she has a see-through skirt in front of her upper thigh and bottom asscheek that makes it look like she's being somewhat modest when in actual fact you can see what's up. Very enticing. It's just so out in the open your brain can't break it down into anything other than what it is, there is no sexual experience or 2d waifu shit just her thighs and ass. I feel like some national geographic soyboy could film me beating my meat to this and describe it while only using zoological terminology.

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ded srs we are just more advanced versions of this. how the fuck are we using computers?

im too low iq to write like this

 

[2340922]

lovely ladies of inceltears reading this, I am accepting sex applications, please sent them my way and I will get around to reviewing them. have xx chromosomes no other requirements

only mods can get away with this

 

[StoicNihilist]

Trying to get featured?