TeeHee Anyone here wish they were born as a dog?

[Deleted member 19079]

id love to run around all day not giving a shit about a thing. all Id have to do is behave well and my owner (hopefully a 2d cutie) will give me treats and headpats. I may even get to stick my pp in her if I get reincarnated into a chad golden retriever

 

[TheSecondComing]

not really but doesn't change the fact that dogs, like foids, live life on just exist mode so they mog me

 

[Deleted member 9229]

Everyone knows the chad dog is the German Shepard

 

[Deleted member 18912]

No.
I prefer my current position.
Cats have a very hard upbringing, those that are left on the streets...
Poor bastards... man.
I hate nature.

 

[Insomniac]

I want to be reincarnated as this dog

 

[quinn24]

longer lifespan as human is worthless if it's all shit

(hopefully a 2d cutie)

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Everyone knows the chad dog is the German Shepard View attachment 124793

Husky mogs it tbh.

 

[HighTGymcel]

I want to be reincarnated as this dog
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tbh

Husky mogs it tbh.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

longer lifespan as human is worthless if it's all shit

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hmmmmmmmmmmmm i wish i was that dog

 

[Deleted member 14866]

knots>face

 

[ihaveno1]

ofc, pretty much anything but a human, humanity is a disgusting, wretched, depraved species tbh

 

[seija]

Yeah, at least I can be ignorant to the world's degeneracy.

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Yes so JB’s would be all over me

 

[Alveus]

even a dog is fucking mogging me

 

[FinnCel]

Yes, because of dogpill

 

[Words2_live_bye]

What's sad is that unironically you'd had more chances of having sex with a woman if you were a dog. Not only that but normies also care more about dogs in fucking movies than people they know IRL. Plus no waging away or getting treated like shit. Women will always say you are cute and love you, you get to sit next to them and not be called a creep. Plus some girls would suck your dog cock, let you eat them out, and let you fuck them.
It's sad to know that a dog has a better life (and access to sex) more than an ugly male in 2019

 

[Deleted member 17599]

I wish I was born as a German Shepherd so I would drown in pussy.