- May 30, 2018
I have a fellow aspie friend IRL who is obsessed with height and physical appearance. The sad part is that he's very bluepilled about it, I just told him I'm 5'8"/1,74m and he said "Just that?" implying that he thought I was taller. He described me as "medium" height once (for reference, average in Spain is 1,78m / 5'10 so I'm short). But the cherry in the pie of shit was today when he told me his late dad had "medium auburn" hair. After telling me his father's hair used to be blond in his childhood, I interrupted him to say that he didn't have medium auburn hair but just plain black hair. He was surprised and insisted he had the same hair color as me, to which I replied "so... black hair?". He went full cope and told me that I have medium auburn hair and pointed at the woman in the seat in front of us and said "This chick has black hair, you don't". Nevermind the fact that our hair color was exactly the same. He then pointed out "dark auburn hair is commonly mistaken for black hair" and ended the convo there. I swear he's out of a comedy sketch sometimes.