[Serious] At what point would money make up for you being incel? (money to cope with, NOT to get pussy)

Money in exchange for being incel instead of being a typical normie with a fat girlfriend

  • $500,000

    Votes: 24 30.4%
  • $1 million

    Votes: 7 8.9%
  • $5 million

    Votes: 5 6.3%
  • $10 million

    Votes: 19 24.1%
  • No amount of money makes up for having a typical normie / beta bucks relationship

    Votes: 24 30.4%

  • Total voters
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mylifeistrash

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What sort of price would you put on being incel in exchange for getting paid?

Example: You'll have a salary of $500,000 a year and be incel instead of $40,000 a year and having an average chubby 25 year old GF. The money CANNOT be used for getting pussy, i.e. surgeries, escorts, etc. But can only be used for copes (cars, houses, etc.)

It's hard to phrase this question. Take the poll if you feel like it.
 
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$500,000 a year would be lifefuel tbh. You would never have to work and you could easily pay for many copes. Of course you couldn't go too overboard but as long as you were reasonable it would be fine.
 
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I'm assuming we can't pay hookers?

$500,000 a year would still be good enough.
 
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Over several thousands $/month money is pretty much useless unless buying prime hookers.
 
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$500k a year really isn't a lot.

$1M seems fair.
 
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For me personally, 500k is more than enough
 
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If I could get the average foid my age around here I would be really happy. But if it had to be a fat foid that I have to betabuxx I suppose I'd be more happy with any of that money instead, even though I don't have any copes and can't imagine being happy for a longer time with anything money can buy.
 
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50 million a year. I wanna make more than nba players and actors do.

I'll buy myself a nice house somewhere rural. Hire a few people who take care of my estates and house and do the cooking and cleaning while I play video games and work out all day. Sleep 14 hours a night. Get myself a shotgun so I can end it whenever I want to. You wouldn't hear me complaining with that money.
 
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10 mil because I’m greedy.
 
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My family is already rich and I’m still miserable, money doesnt help that much for me. I dont really own that much stuff or care to own stuff
 
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$500k a year really isn't a lot.

$1M seems fair.
I hate to speak for everyone here but I think most of us grew up middle class or poor and would be happy with free rent and a fast computer.

I couldn't even find anything to spend $500k unless it was traveling international via business class.
 
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$500k a year really isn't a lot.

$1M seems fair.
Are you serious? For me in Euro that would be:
38.295,58 € or in a year 459.547,00 €

38.000 Euro every month is a lot of money. Even after taxes, you almost have 20000 Euro left, which is almost more than 20 times more of what I have earned at warehouse logistics. I almost have to work 2 years at warehouse logistics in order to make that money I would get within only 1 month.
 
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half a million is enough tbh
 
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I hate to speak for everyone here but I think most of us grew up middle class or poor and would be happy with free rent and a fast computer.

I couldn't even find anything to spend $500k unless it was traveling international via business class.
What about travelling first class? Or chartering a jet?

Big cities can whittle down your money pretty quickly, especially if you live somewhere upscale. The average property value is probably around $3.5M USD in Knightsbridge, London. It's probably more in Atherton, California. And much higher on The Pearl in Doha, or in the Mid-Levels in Hong Kong, or Monte-Carlo in Monaco. I've lived in or near a couple of these areas and believe me when I say that $500k a year is roughly average.

Obviously I know $500k a year is a life-changing sum for a lot of people, but I'm only saying this because I know plenty of people who do make $500k a year, and many of them live unremarkable lives, are miserable, and rely on antidepressants to not rope.

And it's way easier to spend $500k a year than you think. Why do you think so many rappers and athletes go bankrupt? They grew up poor, or middle-class, and when they get a taste of what they think is "the good life", they can't stop themselves.
 
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Are you serious? For me in Euro that would be:
38.295,58 € or in a year 459.547,00 €

38.000 Euro every month is a lot of money. Even after taxes, you almost have 20000 Euro left, which is almost more than 20 times more of what I have earned at warehouse logistics. I almost have to work 2 years at warehouse logistics in order to make that money I would get within only 1 month.
I suppose for a driverlicensecel it would be incredible.

If you start earning $500k a year, which three cars would you buy first?
 
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What about travelling first class? Or chartering a jet?

Big cities can whittle down your money pretty quickly, especially if you live somewhere upscale. The average property value is probably around $3.5M USD in Knightsbridge, London. It's probably more in Atherton, California. And much higher on The Pearl in Doha, or in the Mid-Levels in Hong Kong, or Monte-Carlo in Monaco. I've lived in or near a couple of these areas and believe me when I say that $500k a year is roughly average.

Obviously I know $500k a year is a life-changing sum for a lot of people, but I'm only saying this because I know plenty of people who do make $500k a year, and many of them live unremarkable lives, are miserable, and rely on antidepressants to not rope.

And it's way easier to spend $500k a year than you think. Why do you think so many rappers and athletes go bankrupt? They grew up poor, or middle-class, and when they get a taste of what they think is "the good life", they can't stop themselves.
Why live in / near a urban area if you're incel and don't need to work?
 
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Why live in / near a urban area if you're incel and don't need to work?
Huh, good point.

But urban areas still offer good copes -- better options for dining, shopping, and escorts. Coping is the only thing keeping me from roping.

If I did get some ridiculous amount of money a year for free, I'd probably buy a main residence in the exurbs, and keep a small pied-à-terre in the city.
 
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Huh, good point.

But urban areas still offer good copes -- better options for dining, shopping, and escorts. Coping is the only thing keeping me from roping.

If I did get some ridiculous amount of money a year for free, I'd probably buy a main residence in the exurbs, and keep a small pied-à-terre in the city.
You work in finance?

Thoughts on the market and when we'll reach bottom?
 
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Maybe not a beta-bux, but to be a higher-tier normie and have a mediocre relationship I would refuse the money. I can live on 40k a year, it meets my needs for having shelter, food etc. Having a genuine relationship would increase my mental health tenfold which I can not put a price on.
 
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I voted for $10m, but should be $100t.
 
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Do i have to work?
 
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You work in finance?

Thoughts on the market and when we'll reach bottom?
I'm still a studentcel.

IMO 2020 is just going to be a long period of volatility. If the situation does get better by mid-April as the Trump administration hopes, the markets will somewhat recover, but that is probably wishful thinking unless there's an immediate breakthrough as far as vaccine development goes. In the U.S. and U.K. my prediction is the virus won't really hit its stride until May and June, and that's when normies will really start panicking.

What kinda sucks is that interest rates were already low and deficit spending already sky-high before the pandemic started, that really limits the toolkit that central banks and governments have in dealing with the upcoming recession.
 
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I suppose for a driverlicensecel it would be incredible.

If you start earning $500k a year, which three cars would you buy first?
It is indeed incredible. I could go for any car at this point. Just owning them and looking at them would be nice. i would go for a BMW 320 or a Mercedes CLA.
 
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I'm still a studentcel.

IMO 2020 is just going to be a long period of volatility. If the situation does get better by mid-April as the Trump administration hopes, the markets will somewhat recover, but that is probably wishful thinking unless there's an immediate breakthrough as far as vaccine development goes. In the U.S. and U.K. my prediction is the virus won't really hit its stride until May and June, and that's when normies will really start panicking.

What kinda sucks is that interest rates were already low and deficit spending already sky-high before the pandemic started, that really limits the toolkit that central banks and governments have in dealing with the upcoming recession.
The market seems so detached from reality right now. Many companies stocks rallied the past two days while having almost no revenue. Probably a spike before drops further, as it should. I wonder what they'll do next to try and pump the market up.
 
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The market seems so detached from reality right now. Many companies stocks rallied the past two days while having almost no revenue. Probably a spike before drops further, as it should. I wonder what they'll do next to try and pump the market up.
The market's been detached from reality for the last couple years now. JFL at Trump's tax cuts, boosting an economy that already had low unemployment and moderate inflation. This is what happens when you get an idiot who uses the DJIA as a day-to-day gauge of his presidency.

Oh, and don't forget the oil price war between Russia and Saudi Arabia. $24 a barrel JFL.

Don't get investment advice on an incel forum, just saying.
 
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The market's been detached from reality for the last couple years now. JFL at Trump's tax cuts, boosting an economy that already had low unemployment and moderate inflation. This is what happens when you get an idiot who uses the DJIA as a day-to-day gauge of his presidency.

Oh, and don't forget the oil price war between Russia and Saudi Arabia. $24 a barrel JFL.

Don't get investment advice on an incel forum, just saying.
I monitor a couple of different investing / prediction type sites. No one really knows when the bottom will be, but I think most "experts" think it will be months out.

I think at least half of retail stores and businesses will just liquidate and go away. Most small businesses will die. I eagerly await the USA job loss report tomorrow.

IMO all of this feels like the economy has HIV but hasn't developed AIDs or many symptoms yet.
 
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It is indeed incredible. I could go for any car at this point. Just owning them and looking at them would be nice. i would go for a BMW 320 or a Mercedes CLA.
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a good 4 mil
 
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No amount of money can make up for missed teen love.
 
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500k is plenty to cope with, I could vidyamaxx beyond my wildest dreams.
 
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50k, never have to go out & Interact with ppl, neet life without the future worries.
 
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5 Mill.

2 mill on a huge 2-story house. 2 mill to my family. The remaining 1 Mill to be distributed among (clothes, bills, car, food, weed, alcohol, whores etc. )

@BlkPillPres how much money would you take as compensation for being genetic trash, and what would you spend the money on?
 
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An income like 500,000$ would get femoids to bend over backwards for swine like Weinstein. Well before the dollar goes to shit from this plague wiping everything out anyway.
 
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No hookers or anything? You would be too lonely with age, not worth.
 
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500k would be crazy for me,as I have to slave for 500/month right now :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelsclown:
 
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I suppose $10 million would pay for a lot of distractions. I’ll take that.
 
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500k, freedom is priceless.
 
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An income like 500,000$ would get femoids to bend over backwards for swine like Weinstein. Well before the dollar goes to shit from this plague wiping everything out anyway.
Look at what a dollar buys before and after the virus.

Even if food / gas doesn't go up in price, everything else did or doesn't exist.
 
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$500k - $1kk would be enough to neet for the rest of my life. I think at this point I'd rather be a neet with enough money for basic copes then go through betabux cuckolding.
If you mean $500k a year, that's a ridiculous amount of money in my country. I'd never be able to spend all of it.

The average wage in my country is around 900 euros a month (net.)
 
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Better incel than cuck, 500k would be enough. Of course the more the better.
 
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Im still over
 
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If it’s a whale foid 10 million is preferable because whales aren’t human and don’t count.
 
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I don't want to be a normfuck with a landwhale gf. I would gladly give 50 years of my lifespan for looks that mog Meeks, though.
 
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