Drinking Contest Champion
- Sep 2, 2020
- 4d 11h 28m
Condoleances to all my balding brothers. The only thing I like about myself is my hair. Though it's not enough to get Becky in your bed anyway.
High IQHaha, fuck that. I'm going to be as ugly as possible then. Fuck the world, fuck this superficial species. I'm bald, my front teeth are chipped in half, look at me world, look at me and go eat a dick.
Fuck it, I'm not getting a transplant ever, not even if I had the money. If I had the money I'd spend it on other shit, I'd rather fucking save it. Cause fuck it, pussy isn't important enough for me to spend 1 mother fucking dollar, fuck it all. Fuck this world.