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LifeFuel Bathmate works - my dick is actually getting bigger

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I've been using my Bathmate X30 Xtreme with fair regularity the past ~3 months or so. Hard to keep track of when I started using it more since I'm not keeping close records.

I was going very gently initially just for 8 minutes or so every other day. More recently in the past few weeks I'm doing 20 minutes of high pressure 3-5 times a week. I am to do a bit every day. Today it was a bit sore so I only did 8 min. I'm just making up my routine as I go.

Anyway, I just measured my dick for the first time in months. My stats pre-Bathmate were 5.5-5.75" max length (non bone pressed) and mid girth 4 5/8". Prepumping today, I was getting ~6" length (non bone pressed) and 4.75" girth.

So 1/4-1/2" length gain, and 1/8" girth gain.

That may not sound like a massive increase, but it's really blatantly obvious. My dick feels bigger in my hand. It looks bigger. More reasonable in size. This is the first point I can be absolutely confident there's been a change and it's definitely bigger both subjectively and objectively.

Porn has skewed all our expectations so any sub 8" erection will look tiny to our eyes. But at least when you start hitting around the size I'm at now, to my eyes at least it looks "reasonable" or "respectable".

Interestingly enough, this means according to the Penis Calculator, I was previously 42nd-56th percentile length and 49th percentile girth (ie. just a bit below average). I am now 69th percentile length and 57th percentile girth.

If I'm to take this as legit, this means I am now significantly above average, which I find hilarious.

The only legit study we have on ideal penis size is this one which found women want a 6.3 x 4.8 inch dick for LTR, and a 6.4 x 5.0 inch dick for one night stands.

At this rate I should meet the LTR target within another 3-6 months max, maybe even the one night stand target by a year.

The biggest benefit so far is psychological obviously, since I'm not actually using my dick for anything. But it just makes me feel better to know. And jerking off is more fun. Erectile strength is unchanged so no negatives.

The Bathmate X30 Xtreme is expensive and finicky. The valves are always leaking and you have to play with it or clean it constantly (or just keep repumping it ever few minutes during use). But I think it's still the best thing on the market for this purpose. The hand pump is really nice because it lets you get high pressures without needing to jam the unit down into your pubic bone over and over like the regular Bathmate units (which will make you sore).

So it's still too early to render a final verdict, but based on current numbers, I am very happy and will continue to use it as regularly as possible.
 
what's the point if you're not gonna use it
 
what's the point if you're not gonna use it
Confidence and some sense of achievement tbh

Also, if he is at least average looking guy, he can run big dick game
 
Confidence and some sense of achievement tbh

Also, if he is at least average looking guy, he can run big dick game
by wearing tight jeans? :feelskek:
 
I'm not torturing my doodle. For one, I don't have the time to dedicate to regular therapy. For two, who says it's permanent? The penis isn't like a bicep, you can't just flex it until it grows.
 
Confidence and some sense of achievement tbh

Also, if he is at least average looking guy, he can run big dick game

This. Penis size has been a huge source of anxiety and insecurity my whole life. Compounded with being short, boyish, and lacking a deep voice, It's made me feel like less of a man. I haven't even mentally acclimated to the idea that I now have a "bigger dick than average". I literally just realized this 30 minutes before making the post. But it makes me feel a lot better. I can't wait til I have a 6.25x4.8"+ dick.

Magnum condoms from what I've read on penis sites start becoming the "right fit" once you hit around 5" girth. I would love for that to be the case for me.

It's possible one day I will ascend. I am always trying. And if not, I've already said I am a big believer in hookers and/or sugar babies. Paying for sex is the oldest and most normal cope for being incel in history:
https://incels.is/threads/prostitut...-is-probably-still-the-best-cope-today.74791/

But I would not even have been comfortable fucking a hooker with my original dick and body. Getting my dick bigger and my body leaner/buffer is important for me so I can feel comfortable in my own skin. And from everything I've read about that too, even hookers will treat you better if you have a nicer dick/body. I've heard enough stories of hookers making fun of guys with small dicks. I don't need that or to spend the whole time feeling embarrassed.

I just need a little more size so I can feel absolutely sure of it and I will never have to think about my dick being "too small" ever again. That by itself is absolutely worth it even if no one ever sees it.
 
by wearing tight jeans? :feelskek:
Or sweatpants :feelskek:

He can start "advocating" his massive schlong on dating sites for example
This. Penis size has been a huge source of anxiety and insecurity my whole life. Compounded with being short, boyish, and lacking a deep voice, It's made me feel like less of a man. I haven't even mentally acclimated to the idea that I now have a "bigger dick than average". I literally just realized this 30 minutes before making the post. But it makes me feel a lot better. I can't wait til I have a 6.25x4.8"+ dick.

Magnum condoms from what I've read on penis sites start becoming the "right fit" once you hit around 5" girth. I would love for that to be the case for me.

It's possible one day I will ascend. I am always trying. And if not, I've already said I am a big believer in hookers and/or sugar babies. Paying for sex is the oldest and most normal cope for being incel in history:
https://incels.is/threads/prostitut...-is-probably-still-the-best-cope-today.74791/

But I would not even have been comfortable fucking a hooker with my original dick and body. Getting my dick bigger and my body leaner/buffer is important for me so I can feel comfortable in my own skin. And from everything I've read about that too, even hookers will treat you better if you have a nicer dick/body. I've heard enough stories of hookers making fun of guys with small dicks. I don't need that or to spend the whole time feeling embarrassed.

I just need a little more size so I can feel absolutely sure of it and I will never have to think about my dick being "too small" ever again. That by itself is absolutely worth it even if no one ever sees it.
High IQ all around :feelsokman:
 
I'm not torturing my doodle. For one, I don't have the time to dedicate to regular therapy. For two, who says it's permanent? The penis isn't like a bicep, you can't just flex it until it grows.

It's more like the same principle as those Africans who stretch their shit out:

left-ear-stretching-lip-plate-piercing.jpg


The big risk I always felt like was I didn't want a big but floppy dick because it got damaged in the process and all fucked up. That's why I started slow. But like I said, so far no change in erection strength. So I will continue and I'm doing it more aggressively now because no negatives so far.

Right now my "routine" is to put on some porn, jerk off for a few minutes to get reasonably hard. Go to the bathroom and put on my Bathmate. Then walk back over to my TV with it on and watch some porn or TV for 10-20 minutes, using the handpump periodically to maintain the right degree of suction. Then I take it off in the bathroom again, and jerk off to completion.

It's nice because sometimes I'm just watching the Simpsons or some other random crap while it's pumping. It doesn't take much energy mentally or physically really.
 
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Stop torturing your own dick
 
From dickcel to dickcel, stop, youll destroy your dick JFL
 
Where do I buy one?
 
It's more like the same principle as those Africans who stretch their shit out:

left-ear-stretching-lip-plate-piercing.jpg


The big risk I always felt like was I didn't want a big but floppy dick because it got damaged in the process and all fucked up. That's why I started slow. But like I said, so far no change in erection strength. So I will continue and I'm doing it more aggressively now because no negatives so far.

Right now my "routine" is to put on some porn, jerk off for a few minutes to get reasonably hard. Go to the bathroom and put on my Bathmate. Then walk back over to my TV with it on and watch some porn or TV for 10-20 minutes, using the handpump periodically to maintain the right degree of suction. Then I take it off in the bathroom again, and jerk off to completion.

It's nice because sometimes I'm just watching the Simpsons or some other random crap while it's pumping. It doesn't take much energy mentally or physically really.

1536593373139
 
Ive fucked up my dick through PE

It doesnt really work

My penis size has even decreased through PE
 
damnit. im 5 10 and i wanted to be 6 ft. my dick is 5.5 inches i wanted to be 6.5 inches.
 
Ive fucked up my dick through PE

It doesnt really work

My penis size has even decreased through PE
What specifically have you done?
 
Just get LL for your dick bro.
 
the title alone makes me want to rope it's so retarded
 
Can't run big dick game if you're rice like me since foids won't believe you
 
It's legit but if you want fast results you need to be doing 1-2 hours sessions at least five days a week. Always go in fully torqued, put on some porn and keep flexing inside. Gained half an inch in six month just using it a few times a week with twenty minute sessions. I had to put a bucket in my room so I can fill up in the bathroom and just ninja back to my room instead of sitting in the shower for an hour or two. I would also get a Jes Extender to wear while sleeping if you sleep on your back often. The Zen Hanger weights are insanely bulky and hang down to your knees and hurt like hell when they knock against them, impossible to wear during daily life. You would have sit Buddha style in a chair with a hole in it while playing vidya for it to be less of a hassle.
 
Ive fucked up my dick through PE

It doesnt really work

My penis size has even decreased through PE

The highest injury rate from what I've seen is Jelqing and manual stretches. Why? Because you're repetitively performing maneuvers on your dick with your own two hands and it's really easy to fuck it up.

The best and safest approaches are gentle stretchers like the Phallosan Forte or the water-based pumps like the X30 Xtreme. Both apply gentle amounts of traction and stretch distributed evenly over the penis in a way that should minimize risk of injury.

Personally I decided to stick with and dedicate myself to the Bathmate because it has a good principle for girth gains which are hard by other methods. It also makes the most sense. It just draws more volume into your dick by suction throughout the entire dick. That's it. So you get a full dick stretch with it in all directions.
 
Take fin to return to baseline
 
It's legit but if you want fast results you need to be doing 1-2 hours sessions at least five days a week. Always go in fully torqued, put on some porn and keep flexing inside. Gained half an inch in six month just using it a few times a week with twenty minute sessions. I had to put a bucket in my room so I can fill up in the bathroom and just ninja back to my room instead of sitting in the shower for an hour or two. I would also get a Jes Extender to wear while sleeping if you sleep on your back often. The Zen Hanger weights are insanely bulky and hang down to your knees and hurt like hell when they knock against them, impossible to wear during daily life. You would have sit Buddha style in a chair with a hole in it while playing vidya for it to be less of a hassle.

What did you start at and what's your current dick size? 1-2 hours in a Bathmate sounds incredibly dangerous. After a 20 minute session each day for 2-3 days my dick starts getting a bit sore and I start wanting to shorten the sessions for 1-2 days.

How has your mentality changed since your gains?

My goal is 6.5x5" which I think is a solid dick size. I'm still wrapping my mind around the idea that I am now >6" in length. I have always wanted a 6" dick and never thought it was possible. Can't believe I have it now. It's lifefuel on a massive scale. I feel so relaxed. Like what an accomplishment.

I think I'll get there too. Which would make me a legit "big dick guy". Can't believe I'm gonna be able to call myself one of those.
 
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what's the point if you're not gonna use it
so your dick doesnt make you feel like shit because its small. like ive said many times ask the thin dick members and ask the members on here with both short and small girth then you will know.
 
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I've been using my Bathmate X30 Xtreme with fair regularity the past ~3 months or so. Hard to keep track of when I started using it more since I'm not keeping close records.

I was going very gently initially just for 8 minutes or so every other day. More recently in the past few weeks I'm doing 20 minutes of high pressure 3-5 times a week. I am to do a bit every day. Today it was a bit sore so I only did 8 min. I'm just making up my routine as I go.

Anyway, I just measured my dick for the first time in months. My stats pre-Bathmate were 5.5-5.75" max length (non bone pressed) and mid girth 4 5/8". Prepumping today, I was getting ~6" length (non bone pressed) and 4.75" girth.

So 1/4-1/2" length gain, and 1/8" girth gain.

That may not sound like a massive increase, but it's really blatantly obvious. My dick feels bigger in my hand. It looks bigger. More reasonable in size. This is the first point I can be absolutely confident there's been a change and it's definitely bigger both subjectively and objectively.

Porn has skewed all our expectations so any sub 8" erection will look tiny to our eyes. But at least when you start hitting around the size I'm at now, to my eyes at least it looks "reasonable" or "respectable".

Interestingly enough, this means according to the Penis Calculator, I was previously 42nd-56th percentile length and 49th percentile girth (ie. just a bit below average). I am now 69th percentile length and 57th percentile girth.

If I'm to take this as legit, this means I am now significantly above average, which I find hilarious.

The only legit study we have on ideal penis size is this one which found women want a 6.3 x 4.8 inch dick for LTR, and a 6.4 x 5.0 inch dick for one night stands.

At this rate I should meet the LTR target within another 3-6 months max, maybe even the one night stand target by a year.

The biggest benefit so far is psychological obviously, since I'm not actually using my dick for anything. But it just makes me feel better to know. And jerking off is more fun. Erectile strength is unchanged so no negatives.

The Bathmate X30 Xtreme is expensive and finicky. The valves are always leaking and you have to play with it or clean it constantly (or just keep repumping it ever few minutes during use). But I think it's still the best thing on the market for this purpose. The hand pump is really nice because it lets you get high pressures without needing to jam the unit down into your pubic bone over and over like the regular Bathmate units (which will make you sore).

So it's still too early to render a final verdict, but based on current numbers, I am very happy and will continue to use it as regularly as possible.


Is this penis calculator legit? I knew I was a bit above average in girth but not 92%. No brag btw. I am still a 23 khv. JFL at you if u think dick will save u from bad face.
Screenshot 20181001 065547 Samsung Internet
 
so your dick doesnt make you feel like shit because its small. like ive said many times ask the thin dick members and ask the members on here with both short and small girth then you will know.
my dick is short to average, although a bit girthy. OP's dick is bigger than mine by far
 
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I need to try this.
 
What did you start at and what's your current dick size? 1-2 hours in a Bathmate sounds incredibly dangerous. After a 20 minute session each day for 2-3 days my dick starts getting a bit sore and I start wanting to shorten the sessions for 1-2 days.

How has your mentality changed since your gains?

My goal is 6.5x5" which I think is a solid dick size. I'm still wrapping my mind around the idea that I am now >6" in length. I have always wanted a 6" dick and never thought it was possible. Can't believe I have it now. It's lifefuel on a massive scale. I feel so relaxed. Like what an accomplishment.

I think I'll get there too. Which would make me a legit "big dick guy". Can't believe I'm gonna be able to call myself one of those.

Which would make me a legit "big dick incel".

FTFY :lul:
 
Anyone else read OP's post and picture a hairy curry lying in a bathtub with a Frankenstein apparatus stuck to his dick and feel a mixture of hilarity and profound sadness?
 
What did you start at and what's your current dick size? 1-2 hours in a Bathmate sounds incredibly dangerous. After a 20 minute session each day for 2-3 days my dick starts getting a bit sore and I start wanting to shorten the sessions for 1-2 days.

How has your mentality changed since your gains?

My goal is 6.5x5" which I think is a solid dick size. I'm still wrapping my mind around the idea that I am now >6" in length. I have always wanted a 6" dick and never thought it was possible. Can't believe I have it now. It's lifefuel on a massive scale. I feel so relaxed. Like what an accomplishment.

I think I'll get there too. Which would make me a legit "big dick guy". Can't believe I'm gonna be able to call myself one of those.
You can do all day bathmate if you're a NEET. In a two hour session, I would release and pump again every half hour. The soreness goes away when you do long sessions, at least for me. You know you had a good session when you take it off and you have "tennis ball dick", which is when your dick look swollen and puffy. Don't freak out the first time you get tennis ball dick, it goes back to normal looking in about twelve hours at most. Major keks if you actually get lucky enough to fuck a foid while you have tennis ball dick, she'll think you dick plague or some shit.

I started out at 6.2 and now I'm at 6.7, and that's with me barely using it for the past few months. Now that I'm serious about it I should gain faster. My mentality hasn't changed out all, I'm still very depressed and think about suicide every day. All the users here are right when they say there is no point to having a big dick when you're too ugly to use it. The Bathmate is cheap compared to how much it costs to fix a fucked up face. Honestly, I'd take plastic surgery over dick gains any day. I know I can get to 8 inches or more within a couple years, I don't know if I'll be able to walk outside of my house without feeling shame and hopelessness within a couple years.

Face>Dick
 
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You can do all day bathmate if you're a NEET. In a two hour session, I would release and pump again every half hour. The soreness goes away when you do long sessions, at least for me. You know you had a good session when you take it off and you have "tennis ball dick", which is when your dick look swollen and puffy. Don't freak out the first time you get tennis ball dick, it goes back to normal looking in about twelve hours at most. Major keks if you actually get lucky enough to fuck a foid while you have tennis ball dick, she'll think you dick plague or some shit.

I started out at 6.2 and now I'm at 6.7, and that's with me barely using it for the past few months. Now that I'm serious about it I should gain faster. My mentality hasn't changed out all, I'm still very depressed and think about suicide every day. All the users here are right when they say there is no point to having a big dick when you're too ugly to use it. The Bathmate is cheap compared to how much it costs to fix a fucked up face. Honestly, I'd take plastic surgery over dick gains any day. I know I can get to 8 inches or more within a couple years, I don't know if I'll be able to walk outside of my house without feeling shame and hopelessness within two years.

Face>Dick
Dick > everything
 
Another reply that nobody will read.

You CAN grow your penis with hormones, in spite what you think. People in Russia are doing it. A strong dht gel (10% and above) will grow your penis. The problem is that dht gels are expensive UNLESS you can source raw dihydrotestosterone (dht) powder from china, then it's very cheap. It also takes months.
 
Dick > everything
Chad doesn't even need one JFL.

I've been using my Bathmate X30 Xtreme with fair regularity the past ~3 months or so. Hard to keep track of when I started using it more since I'm not keeping close records.

I was going very gently initially just for 8 minutes or so every other day. More recently in the past few weeks I'm doing 20 minutes of high pressure 3-5 times a week. I am to do a bit every day. Today it was a bit sore so I only did 8 min. I'm just making up my routine as I go.

Anyway, I just measured my dick for the first time in months. My stats pre-Bathmate were 5.5-5.75" max length (non bone pressed) and mid girth 4 5/8". Prepumping today, I was getting ~6" length (non bone pressed) and 4.75" girth.

So 1/4-1/2" length gain, and 1/8" girth gain.

That may not sound like a massive increase, but it's really blatantly obvious. My dick feels bigger in my hand. It looks bigger. More reasonable in size. This is the first point I can be absolutely confident there's been a change and it's definitely bigger both subjectively and objectively.

Porn has skewed all our expectations so any sub 8" erection will look tiny to our eyes. But at least when you start hitting around the size I'm at now, to my eyes at least it looks "reasonable" or "respectable".

Interestingly enough, this means according to the Penis Calculator, I was previously 42nd-56th percentile length and 49th percentile girth (ie. just a bit below average). I am now 69th percentile length and 57th percentile girth.

If I'm to take this as legit, this means I am now significantly above average, which I find hilarious.

The only legit study we have on ideal penis size is this one which found women want a 6.3 x 4.8 inch dick for LTR, and a 6.4 x 5.0 inch dick for one night stands.

At this rate I should meet the LTR target within another 3-6 months max, maybe even the one night stand target by a year.

The biggest benefit so far is psychological obviously, since I'm not actually using my dick for anything. But it just makes me feel better to know. And jerking off is more fun. Erectile strength is unchanged so no negatives.

The Bathmate X30 Xtreme is expensive and finicky. The valves are always leaking and you have to play with it or clean it constantly (or just keep repumping it ever few minutes during use). But I think it's still the best thing on the market for this purpose. The hand pump is really nice because it lets you get high pressures without needing to jam the unit down into your pubic bone over and over like the regular Bathmate units (which will make you sore).

So it's still too early to render a final verdict, but based on current numbers, I am very happy and will continue to use it as regularly as possible.
will that be permanent or do you have to pump it forever?
 
Does it hurt? While you're pumping it
 
I've been using my Bathmate X30 Xtreme with fair regularity the past ~3 months or so. Hard to keep track of when I started using it more since I'm not keeping close records.

I was going very gently initially just for 8 minutes or so every other day. More recently in the past few weeks I'm doing 20 minutes of high pressure 3-5 times a week. I am to do a bit every day. Today it was a bit sore so I only did 8 min. I'm just making up my routine as I go.

Anyway, I just measured my dick for the first time in months. My stats pre-Bathmate were 5.5-5.75" max length (non bone pressed) and mid girth 4 5/8". Prepumping today, I was getting ~6" length (non bone pressed) and 4.75" girth.

So 1/4-1/2" length gain, and 1/8" girth gain.

That may not sound like a massive increase, but it's really blatantly obvious. My dick feels bigger in my hand. It looks bigger. More reasonable in size. This is the first point I can be absolutely confident there's been a change and it's definitely bigger both subjectively and objectively.

Porn has skewed all our expectations so any sub 8" erection will look tiny to our eyes. But at least when you start hitting around the size I'm at now, to my eyes at least it looks "reasonable" or "respectable".

Interestingly enough, this means according to the Penis Calculator, I was previously 42nd-56th percentile length and 49th percentile girth (ie. just a bit below average). I am now 69th percentile length and 57th percentile girth.

If I'm to take this as legit, this means I am now significantly above average, which I find hilarious.

The only legit study we have on ideal penis size is this one which found women want a 6.3 x 4.8 inch dick for LTR, and a 6.4 x 5.0 inch dick for one night stands.

At this rate I should meet the LTR target within another 3-6 months max, maybe even the one night stand target by a year.

The biggest benefit so far is psychological obviously, since I'm not actually using my dick for anything. But it just makes me feel better to know. And jerking off is more fun. Erectile strength is unchanged so no negatives.

The Bathmate X30 Xtreme is expensive and finicky. The valves are always leaking and you have to play with it or clean it constantly (or just keep repumping it ever few minutes during use). But I think it's still the best thing on the market for this purpose. The hand pump is really nice because it lets you get high pressures without needing to jam the unit down into your pubic bone over and over like the regular Bathmate units (which will make you sore).

So it's still too early to render a final verdict, but based on current numbers, I am very happy and will continue to use it as regularly as possible.

Good luck. I just wished I had consistency to follow through with what I start. That and to actually start something though.
 
Chad doesn't even need one JFL.
Chad doesn't need anything ffs, that's why we incels need to make an effort if we want to improve ourselves, even if it's a fucking cope
 
I am at 5.5x5 atm but i really want to get to 6.5inches but stay at the same or bigger girth. How long will it take to gain an inch ?
 
1538409343571


it's over and you know it :feelsbadman::feelscry::feelsrope::fire:
 
Wtf only 0.25-0.5 inch gain in 3 months? I want to gain like at least an inch in that time. Thinking of starting that soon. Also I think I need to start with cardio tho. I have been rotting for years and I think sitting around all day has made my erection quality worse and my dick not as big.
 

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