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JFL [BoomerPill] Boomers genuinely believe that dating is really easy these days because of internet dating sites

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I was chatting with my mom the other day. As always, the subject eventually moves on to how I’m still single at 40.
She’s a sheltered female boomer who drifted through her life aimlessly and blissfully on Just Exist Mode.
She finally says “Why don’t you try internet dating? Everyone can find someone there. I know loads of people who met on the internet!” in an authoritative, matter-of-fact manner. She then starts naming people she knows who met their partner via internet dating (they are literally all foids or chads, not even normies).

Seriously, JFL, I spend half my life on the internet and she thought I’d never tried that.

Boomers genuinely, unironically think that “everyone” - really, everyone - can find their exact looksmatch soulmate on the internet. They live in such a ridiculous alternate universe, I can’t even imagine it. It must be like some colorful, dreamlike, Dr Seuss fantasyland.
 
Online dating made everything way harder because foids now have 24/7 access to chad dick
 
Boomers fucked up this world the most. Our lives are cleaning up after their unsustainable shit that they still expect us to do anyway.
 
Boomers just need to stfu about everything tbh
 
I was chatting with my mom the other day. As always, the subject eventually moves on to how I’m still single at 40.
Your moms still alive at 40? My parents are gonna die when I’m 20 or 30 because they had me at 40.
Also you’re old
 
I was chatting with my mom the other day. As always, the subject eventually moves on to how I’m still single at 40.
She’s a sheltered female boomer who drifted through her life aimlessly and blissfully on Just Exist Mode.
She finally says “Why don’t you try internet dating? Everyone can find someone there. I know loads of people who met on the internet!” in an authoritative, matter-of-fact manner. She then starts naming people she knows who met their partner via internet dating (they are literally all foids or chads, not even normies).

Seriously, JFL, I spend half my life on the internet and she thought I’d never tried that.

Boomers genuinely, unironically think that “everyone” - really, everyone - can find their exact looksmatch soulmate on the internet. They live in such a ridiculous alternate universe, I can’t even imagine it. It must be like some colorful, dreamlike, Dr Seuss fantasyland.

BEING AN NBA SUPERSTAR IS EASY BECAUSE IT'S ALL OVER TV
 
They don't understand the concept of competition, they think men and women are "equal"
 
Out of touch, pignorant shitstains continue to show why they're the most hate-able, punchable generation ever.
 
Visited mine over the holiday. Dad asked me if there's anyone on my life. Lol no they do not know of my doll. I'm nearly 36 and they still don't get it but they're not so dusional that they give me advice.
 
Your moms still alive at 40? My parents are gonna die when I’m 20 or 30 because they had me at 40.
Also you’re old

I’m an oldcel, one of the few that even failed to get laid in the 90s/2000s. My parents were fairly young when I was born (early 20s), people used to have kids much younger. Also they’re healthy.
 
Online dating made everything way harder because foids now have 24/7 access to chad dick

Well yeah, exactly. This is what boomers and foids don’t understand.
They think foids go for their looksmatch (because they often did back in the 60s/70s/80s).
They think humans are naturally a “coupling” species, but this was introduced by religion (foids are naturally hypergamous, like most animals).
 
Out of touch, pignorant shitstains continue to show why they're the most hate-able, punchable generation ever.
these fucks ruined everything. import immigrants to keep capitalism going. fuck housing prices so they can retire. vote the most psychopathic and vile politicians in power who actively fuck over average man. No universal healthcare(to fuck over men)but single mothers can get free money easily. Spread fake need everywhere. just horrible people all around
 
Seriously, JFL, I spend half my life on the internet and she thought I’d never tried that.

Don't you think if you could press "pussy now" on the internet that every guy would be doing it? :feelstastyman:

We already all do it with the next closest thing - porn. Some of these boomer mutts really are brain dead.
 
Your moms still alive at 40? My parents are gonna die when I’m 20 or 30 because they had me at 40.
Also you’re old
Same, tho i'm already 25 :feelsbadman:
My mom doesn't have much longer to live I think, maybe a couple of years
 
I hate that way of thinking of boomers , everyone things that you don't try enough. they are bluepilled as fuck, you can't do anithing about that
 
Millennials and gen x are much worse with their "anyone could get laid in current year" bullshit.
 

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