tbh
i have worked long and hard for this moment to finally become reality
Oh , the things i had to do , i feel ashamed of the man i have become .
But it was for scientific reasons , to prove that the alert counter can go beyond 100 .
Next goal is 1000 .
But i need time to prepare for this , cause i dont want to cheat .
I could just watch all threads like @pp183 suggested a while ago in a Thread .
I want to earn this in a legitimate way ,
by trying to produce High effort in inceldom Discusson and postmaxxing in Offtopic .
And mark my words , the first user who gets to 1000 alerts ,
i will reward his efforts for science .
The only problem is , now that ive grown accustomed to this level of alerts ,
i have built up a tolerance and a measly 10 alerts after wakeing up in the morning isnt good enough
to satisfy my urges anymore .
i need MORE , MORE red nectar of Dopamine .
More and more each day , slowly becoming a shadow of my former self .
my only goal to postmaxx and see that bell lighting up in its calming crimson hue .
Let me celebrate this
Cause this is the most I'll ever accomplish in Life
The pinnacle of my Existence
Enough with the brag
im more than done , to be completely honest
Now excuse me while i work through all of this
