[Blackpill] Calling them landwhales is an insult to actual whales

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Actual whales, despite their size, swim gracefully and are interesting to watch. “Landwhales” just waddle around farting everywhere. Even calling them cows/pigs/etc isn’t the greatest, because cows are valuable for their milk and pigs are cute. What other names could be used for them?
 
tehgymcel420

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You don't think this is graceful?
 
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I call them freewhales because they typically hail from burger kingdom, united states of ahmuhrica, land of the FREE.
 
Napoleon de Geso

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Hambeasts then. Sounds very fit
 
Dionysus

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whales are a nice creature tbh
 
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I would call them hamplanets to but "ham" provides food for many incels and "planets" are cool

Blobs is the best word for them
 
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I would call them hamplanets to but "ham" provides food for many incels and "planets" are cool

Blobs is the best word for them
Hambeasts? Lard buckets?

Obeasts?
 
Chris_Jones

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Unlike obese women, whales are aesthetically pleasing to look at
 
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