Serious Can anyone here suck their own dick?

[The End]

Really man, it's the dream. Tell us your secrets.

"American biologists Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis and that only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

That's not acceptable; we need to increase those numbers.

 

[Percolator]

No validatiO

 

[Colly]

I can't even touch my toes, let alone get my mouth anywhere near my dick

 

[Deleted member 5861]

Not even close. Its over for stiffcels

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

no homo

 

[Weirdcel]

I wish I could

 

[MrFox]

Just get a bro to suck your dick for you then you can suck his in return
No homo

 

[GreenBull]

No validatiO

What's the name of foid in your avatar? It's my college project.

 

[whogivesafucc]

i have done it many times, not worth it.

first of all, it feels like nothing. it feels more like sucking dick than actually getting your dick sucked...just meh

also it really hurts your back and you have to get into this fucked up position to even do it. all in all, not worth it at all. buy a fleshlight, 100000 times beter than sucking your own dick, guaranteed.

 

[SnorkLord]

I wish. Too bad am framecel built like sloth from goonies. I'd become a trap and live life as close to tutorial mode as a boi can get. I'd totally suck my dick on cam and beg for coins to enjoy life. No homo

 

[theultimate341]

I cannot

 

[Evil Genius]

No faggot, we need a bitch to get down on her knees and suck it for us.

 

[Percolator]

What's the name of foid in your avatar? It's my college project.

This post makes no sense.

 

[PleaseKillMeLoseSkin]

Wouldn't be here if I could.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I used to be able to, tried it once, but I doubt I could currently. All the blood rushes to your head, it doesn't feel good.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Wouldn't be here if I could.

Lmao, it's nowhere even near that good

 

[thetruecelibate]

Not even close. Its over for stiffcels

 

[rockwell1488]

buy a fleshlight, 100000 times beter than sucking your own dick, guaranteed.

this (buy the "swallow")

 

[Reeeetch]

Wouldn't be here if I could.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

no but my hand can

 

[Deleted member 2119]

@Genecel can do it

I can only suck the tip because I am not flexible enough.I was younger when I tried it and it wasn't arousing

 

[whogivesafucc]

@Genecel can do it

I can only suck the tip because I am not flexible enough.I was younger when I tried it and it wasn't arousing

why do it yourself when you can get a girl to do it for u?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

why do it yourself when you can get a girl to do it for u?

I obviously don't recommend it. I would love to get a blowjob from a girl but I haven't even kissed one.

 

[Jockcel]

This thread is suifuel for dicklets

 

[blackletcel]

@Genecel

 

[whogivesafucc]

I obviously don't recommend it. I would love to get a blowjob from a girl but I haven't even kissed one.

lol i was referring to u in general

 

[Deleted member 2119]

lol i was referring to u in general

Yeah and I replied accordingly

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

no homo

 

[Asianmanletcel]

there are big dickcel users here, I'm sure they can at least do it
I am below average

 

[Deleted member 2119]

there are big dickcel users here, I'm sure they can at least do it
I am below average

Your size is not that bad if I remember it correctly.
We have people on here who have microdicks

 

[TheLivingFailure]

Nope, can't do it.