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Experiment can you fit your penis into a toilet paper roll?

Is your erect penis small enough to fit through a toilet paper roll

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jerrycan dan

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Apparently if you can't fit your peenus weenus through a toilet paper roll because it's too fat you have a decently-built one, but if you CAN fit it through the dickpill gods have cursed you with a pencil dick and a woman would probably laugh at your member if she ever somehow got to see it. The toilet paper roll test will decide whether you are a dicklet girth-wise or not.

I just tried it with a 13.66 cm circumference (4.35 diameter, maybe slightly more because the cardboard was a bit squished) roll of toilet paper that was in my bathroom. My penis is tiny when flaccid so I can put it inside and wiggle it around, but when my penis is fully erect I JUST can't make it in past the head. Why my head is unusually small I don't know, I suspect it has something to do with my circumsision but the mods will ban me if I post antisemitic things so I'll leave it at that. My penis is just over 16 cm long along with a bit under 14 cm in circumference, supposedly over the global average (which is weighed down by ethnics who sadly have very small dicks) but still not that big when you look at it, especially not to hypergamous foids. This women's health mag says the average is 5.7 length and 4.81 girth, but that probably includes 5'8 boomers who haven't used their crusty circumsised dicks for much other than beating to virus-ridden teen porn sites for 20 years now and I always get mogged in dick rate threads so my average member is really kind of depressing in a way, even if it did make the average benchmark it will probably never be good enough to foids even if I were judged exclusively on it (babyface, manletism and asperger's destroys me before that).


Can you fit your penis through a roll of toilet paper? What is the circumference of your toilet paper role? How bad is it to have an average penis in 2019?
 
I can, but it gets stuck. The circumference was about the same as yours.
 
I can, but it gets stuck. The circumference was about the same as yours.
borderline brutal
actually, did you stick it in and then get hard? you have to be hard first
 
This is very unsettling.
 
I can definitely fit my erection in toilet paper roll. 4inch erect and skinny. So I'm small both ways.

The size of the dick is the least of our worries in the new age of progressivism and third wave feminism. Women are pleasuring eachother. They are dykes, and whores who seek self gratification foremost. Having a 1 and only, marrying, and having children is incomprehensible to them.
 
I can fit my penis into a pencil sharpener.
 
borderline brutal
actually, did you stick it in and then get hard? you have to be hard first
I did it hard. I noticed that I couldn't do it if I didn't try to force it and it ripped a little bit. With some effort it went through, but I couldn't get it out.
 
I did it hard. I noticed that I couldn't do it if I didn't try to force it and it ripped a little bit. With some effort it went through, but I couldn't get it out.
ur dick is trying to break out of dicklet prison
at least he won't go down without a fight
I can fit my penis into a pencil sharpener.
please don't
 
i can put it through a bottle of water :feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Toilet paper rolls are like 5” girth. Passing that test just confirms that you’re not a micropeniscel. Doesn’t mean you’re big. Just means you’re like 20th %+.. as if foids will accept anything and everything over 20th percentile in 2019.
 
I don't have to do that to know my cock will be dancing inside the toilet paper roll.
 
Toilet paper rolls are like 5” girth. Passing that test just confirms that you’re not a micropeniscel. Doesn’t mean you’re big. Just means you’re like 20th %+.. as if foids will accept anything and everything over 20th percentile in 2019.
are you applying 80/20 rule to use of the word micropenis?
 
Maybe my toilet paper rolls are small, because I can't fit it tbh.
 
Can you fit your penis through a roll of toilet paper? What is the circumference of your toilet paper role? How bad is it to have an average penis in 2019?
18.4 cm length, 14 cm average girth, doesn't fit, pretty good considering I'm not black I think. Too bad it doesn't fucking matter if you're too repulsive for anyone to want to unzip your pants.
 
18.4 cm length, 14 cm average girth, doesn't fit, pretty good considering I'm not black I think. Too bad it doesn't fucking matter if you're too repulsive for anyone to want to unzip your pants.
Good on you bro, mogs me although I'm pretty much with you in circumference
I wonder what an appropriate length to circumference ratio of the penis is, maybe I have a chode
 
I did it once. I pass the lenght test. I miss a little bit of girth
 
Imagine a BBC mandingo trying to stuff his oversized jungle meat in a toilet roll.
 
ban those five users who said yes pls
 
My penis fits inside the roll in the same way a toy train can fit through a tunnel for real trains
 
It fits easilly and there is even extra space left...

Brosss
 
Five BigDickcels lurk among us.
 
I've never tried it, but I'm lanky and skinny so I'd probably be able to do it.
 
yes, i have pen grith so no problem
 
My shaft would easily fit.
 
This is frustrating
 
14cm girth is big, whatafuck, even incels mogs me here
 
I can easily put it in. And there is plenty of extra room.

However, I'm wondering if toilet paper roll sizes are different in different countries.
But I probably just have a small dick
 
I can fit mine into a fly's pussy.
 
Mine is 6.5” and around 4’5” girth. Toilet roll is about 5” in diameter so my penis fits but it does pull my foreskin back so I’m touching the walls of the toilet roll enough to cause friction.

Here’s a picture if anyone is curious:
You are a fucking faggot if you clicked this.
I can fit mine into a fly's pussy.
:chad::banhammer:
 
It is tight but yes. I don't make it to the other side of the roll though.
 
i have length but lack girth so close goddamn it
 
I tried this, and I was able to fit my fully erect penis through the tube. :feelsrope: The head is fully exposed at the other end when I do it, but this probably doesn't count for much as I've seen girls saying thickness is more important.
 

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