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Venting Can’t fucking sleep because neighbors having sex upstairs

erenyeager

erenyeager

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I hear them right now fucking humping the shit out of the floor and moaning i fucking hate this life. Fuck THIS SHIT IF THEY DONT STOP ILL LITERALLY CAUSE THEIR ROOM TO TURN INTO A FIERY PIT OF ETERNAL SUFFERING FUCK THESE SEX HAVING PIECES OF SHIT I HOPE THEY BOTH GET STDS AND DIE
 
Use white noise
 
Learn to shout "I'M COMING UP TO HELP YOU GUYS!" and then legitimately go upstairs and knock on the door as you smear your hand against the door to make them get ideas you're rubbing your dick against the door as you can't wait to get in.

It should freak them out.
 
Learn to shout "I'M COMING UP TO HELP YOU GUYS!" and then legitimately go upstairs and knock on the door as you smear your hand against the door to make them get ideas you're rubbing your dick against the door as you can't wait to get in.

It should freak them out.
Good way to go to jail ngl
 
Get a fan or heater and crank it up to drown out other noises
 
Sorry I'll keep it down
 
Use white noise
White noise is based asf. I love having a fan on while I'm sleeping and the noise and the air coming makes u fall asleep quick
 
I hear them right now fucking humping the shit out of the floor and moaning i fucking hate this life. Fuck THIS SHIT IF THEY DONT STOP ILL LITERALLY CAUSE THEIR ROOM TO TURN INTO A FIERY PIT OF ETERNAL SUFFERING FUCK THESE SEX HAVING PIECES OF SHIT I HOPE THEY BOTH GET STDS AND DIE

Hockey mask and chainsaw; kick down their door
 
Learn to shout "I'M COMING UP TO HELP YOU GUYS!" and then legitimately go upstairs and knock on the door as you smear your hand against the door to make them get ideas you're rubbing your dick against the door as you can't wait to get in.

It should freak them out.
 
thERe are options to get them to stop, you know.
 
over for dormcels. If you are in one of those countries that has insane covid restrictions maybe a soy could do something.
 
Knock on their door and tell them to shut the fuck up.
 
I just got off the phone with a spEcial Helper to arrange a very important event
 
I have never heard people having sex before. It is something I have only seen on a screen. Its like fantasy to me.
 
Use giant speakers and blast Lemon Demon - Two Trucks song full volume
 
Get the mega yatch rope and bring them down with your ceiling
 




I hear them right now fucking humping the shit out of the floor and moaning i fucking hate this life. Fuck THIS SHIT IF THEY DONT STOP ILL LITERALLY CAUSE THEIR ROOM TO TURN INTO A FIERY PIT OF ETERNAL SUFFERING FUCK THESE SEX HAVING PIECES OF SHIT I HOPE THEY BOTH GET STDS AND DIE

I know the feeling. Also I can't fall asleep when I hear sex close to me happening in real life. I propose you counter by playing verified amateur real couple videos from PornHub and turn the sound so loud that they hear the same sounds as you.

Do you hear the man also moaning? If yes, is the woman still clearly louder?
 
Damn, brutal bro. I have the same problem with my upstairs neighbour. She's always fucking some random chad. I've used white noise, played some really noisy music and even banged on the ceiling. I don't wanna hear that bitch moan and groan.
 
fuck them through their floor
 
Thank God my upstairs neighbors aren't so noisy, I've never heard them fucking. But I constantly hear them talking shit in the bathroom because of the weird air circulation system in our house. In this case I play this video on my phone (with max volume).


View: https://youtu.be/y13Ffjqwamk
 
I just played a one song really loudly after (45 mins after, I hope they already fell asleep and now woke up and are angry) they had sex. Basically I heard them talking (agreeing to the sex), then I heard them both (probably) showering (showering, using the toilet etc. is heard super clearly every time by others, actually showering at night is not even allowed) and then having sex (rather quietly this time + I was on computer and not lying in bed and my computer is loud). Time is now 00:39 AM and I will go to shower next to annoy them more.
 
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