modern_grendel
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Last week, my friend told me that he met a girl in the club, took her home and fucked her the same night. Ever since then, he's been telling me how much he loves this chick but also can't show it or else the relationship will start to go south. This is nuts. I thought love came before sex, but not if you're chadlite and above. If you're among the ordained ones, you get to fuck girls before you decide whether or not you love them.
Well it turns out about two weeks ago, he fucked another girl at the club that was this chicks friend/coworker. this recent girl was alerted when he sent her friend requests on social media, again, after getting to know her in the biblical sense. Now, two weeks ago girl is trying to fuck up their burgeoning relationship and my buddy is asking me for advice on what he should do to remedy the situation. I keep telling him that asking me for love advice is like asking a tricyclist for advice on winning the Moto GP, but he insists on hearing what I have to say. It is fucking torture.
The fact that I have so many chad friends and family members that feel the need to tell me about the love/sex lives is proof that god doesn't exist.
Well it turns out about two weeks ago, he fucked another girl at the club that was this chicks friend/coworker. this recent girl was alerted when he sent her friend requests on social media, again, after getting to know her in the biblical sense. Now, two weeks ago girl is trying to fuck up their burgeoning relationship and my buddy is asking me for advice on what he should do to remedy the situation. I keep telling him that asking me for love advice is like asking a tricyclist for advice on winning the Moto GP, but he insists on hearing what I have to say. It is fucking torture.
The fact that I have so many chad friends and family members that feel the need to tell me about the love/sex lives is proof that god doesn't exist.