The goodness theory is a bunch of bollocks. It doesn't matter if you're a good boy. Whether you get a present or not has been predetermined long before Christmas, likely before your birth.
A child from an Orthodox Jewish household can waste away trying to be the goodest boy he can and will likely get nothing. A spoiled brat from a Christian (or white Western atheist) household will still likely get a present, despite his behavior.
Here are some variables determining your success (not only whether you get a present at all or not, but also the amount of presents or the expensiveness thereof) at getting Christmas presents:
A child from an Orthodox Jewish household can waste away trying to be the goodest boy he can and will likely get nothing. A spoiled brat from a Christian (or white Western atheist) household will still likely get a present, despite his behavior.
Here are some variables determining your success (not only whether you get a present at all or not, but also the amount of presents or the expensiveness thereof) at getting Christmas presents:
- race (whites are the most likely to get presents)
- birthplace (Westeners get the most presents)
- religion (Christians are most likely to get presents)
- wealth (rich parents = more presents) and now, wealth is correlated with height and dark triad personality, so people who are destined to get more presents (because they have rich parents) are also destined to become tall psychopathic chads
