[Experiment] Closet virgin

Are you a closet virgin?


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LitVirgin

LitVirgin

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Do you hide it or do people already know just by looking at you im a closet virgin but im thinking about coming out
 
Hikikomori

Hikikomori

Schizophrenia & OCD
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Everyone knows i'm a virgin, and a certified loser.
 
Emergency Manual

Emergency Manual

Jesus loves you
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You can’t hide being a virgin, everyone knows or just assumes. I don’t tell anyone about my sex life, or rather the lack thereof but everyone always guessed I was.
 
LitVirgin

LitVirgin

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You can’t hide being a virgin, everyone knows or just assumes. I don’t tell anyone about my sex life, or rather the lack thereof but everyone always guessed I was.
well people dont usually ask and I dont tell but there are times some guys ask and I lie and say I fucked a fat foid just to avoid any details
 
ChadThundercock1516

ChadThundercock1516

That guy who looks like a school shooter.
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I never talk about my (non-existant) sex life, but most people assume I'm a virgin.
 
gigacel123

gigacel123

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They can probably sense it. I'm a gigaturbovirgin so you don't even need verification for that one.
 
Azaylias

Azaylias

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Everyone can tell I'm a virgin just by looking at me
 
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Why comming out? U care about normies opunion so much? They will just make fun of u :feelstrash:
 
mybodyisrotting

mybodyisrotting

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Nobody asked me but I wouldn't hide it if they did
 
Alveus

Alveus

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Nobody knows. Nobody asks!
 
RollD20

RollD20

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I dont tell anyone but they seem to know quite quickly. Doesnt help considering what my hobbies tend to be either.
 
SlayerSlayer

SlayerSlayer

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Virgins have that goofy virgin energy. It's extremely easy to just know and tell you are a virgin. It's fucked up that we are obligated to lie about it, in spite that they probably know we ain't fuckin. Obligated, because in adult society, they wouldn't neccessarily go straight for the insults, but rather normies will see you talking about your virginity as though you are foisting a huge problem on THEM. That's how selfish normies are, just talking about your virginity with them is a burden, and responsibility they don't want to bear.
 
Murdoch89

Murdoch89

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I assume they all know simply because I was always seen alone and never talk about having a girlfriend
 
Neetotaku

Neetotaku

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Everyone knows I am by the look of my face.
 
PowerLevelCel

PowerLevelCel

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I say I am a virgin when normies ask.
 
TheGambler2

TheGambler2

Rotting autismcel
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If people don't assume you are virgin upon first sight you are fakecel :banhammer::banhammer:
 
FinnCel

FinnCel

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even if one of us ascended, we'd be laughed at and told we are lying
 
tooth monster

tooth monster

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One look is enough.
 
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BRCel123

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They know just looking at my face
 
littlemanhikicel

littlemanhikicel

Incel trait: not have a life
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Yes, I'am a closet virgin. I lie to normies , but is very rare that they ask me that directly, I throw casual lies about some "gf" , but they usually don't believe by the look of their faces and I don't do that anymore.
 
FuckThePopulation

FuckThePopulation

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When my normie friends bring it up in conversation, I never have anyhing to bring to the table, so I just sit there like the virgin loser I am. No one's asked me directly if I'm a virgin, but it's fairly obvious I would say. People can probably tell by looking at me.
 
zangano1

zangano1

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Everyone knows I'm a virgin, but I don't speak with anyone so I don't really try to hide it or not
 
Insomniac

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I am a virgin and proud :feelsLSD:
 
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