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Complete guide to escortcelling

Based 2017cels. 2021cels are unfortunately not this based.

Miss my my nigga @11gaijin ... Top class dude. Haven't spoken to you since mid 2019.

Ps @PPEcel & @BlkPillPres you may want to see this.
 
Miss my my nigga @11gaijin ... Top class dude. Haven't spoken to you since mid 2019.

Ps @PPEcel & @BlkPillPres you may want to see this.
He prolly ascended. Was he a currycel living in the west?
 
Currycel living in India.
i c. I could follow his path then, if he has ascended. But who are we kidding, he prolly got an arranged marriage and is prolly wageslaving rn.
 
Doesn't surprise me one bit. The last few years the Romanians have taken a big chunk of the market in the UK. They probably make up nearly a 1/3 of all the local adultwork profiles in some cities. The low end "pop up brothels" tend to be Romanian operated with Romanian girls too. A few years ago Czech and Polish girls had a big slice of the market but now a lot of them have packed it in and are working elsewhere in Europe or back home where living is cheaper. The UK is pretty expensive and operating prostitution in a non criminal manner is pretty expensive when hourly rates are still what they are roughly 9-10 years ago.

I stay away from Romanians because a lot of the girls are skanks and criminals. Have poor English. You want to talk about "Fake-Up" there is a picture thread on a reviews forum where they have got their hands on the verification photos of a lot of the adultwork profiles which tend to be without make up. Holding something with your profile ID no. and today's date on and passport. They look like fucking dogs compared to makeup and photoshop pictures. Disgusting. I also stay away because there is a risk that they are trafficked. I even notice a few areas around here where the red light districts have returned and are now Romanians when the trashy local whores abandoned them more than 20 years ago.

To any observing Britfag budding escortcels: STAY AWAY FROM THE FUCKING ROMANIANS. FOR FUCKS SAKE. DON'T DO IT!
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Well that's pretty fucked considering I lost my BB virginity to a Romanian Escort.

Miss OP.
 
HOLY FUCKING NECROTHREADS.

I'm one of the only people not banned from when this thread was posted. :giga:

Well that's pretty fucked considering I lost my BB virginity to a Romanian Escort.

Miss OP.

I'm surprised your dick didn't dissolve. :feelshaha:
 
Romanian hookers in the UK are considered sub-human, they even lie about their nationality on listings because they know people hate them.
 
So as I promised in another thread, after the demands of some fellowcels, I post this guide for people who want to escortcel. I will try to make this guide as detailed but as clear as possible. I have been escortcelling for the past 2 years. I actually fucked 3 of them 3 years back when I was on an Intern to a foreign university but most others I have fucked in the last 2 years. I have fucked 21 of them till now. I don't do it very often now as I only do it on vacations as I have explained below

PS: If you don't want to escortcel or are against this practice, its fine. This guide is not for you. No hate please.

Q) What is escortcelling?
A) Escortcelling is fucking femoids in exchange of money

Q) Why should I escortcel?
A) For a number of reasons. One of them is if you are an incel who wants to have sex.

Q) But it isn't morally right.
A) Nigga, you serious?

Q) But hookers are dirty
A) A hooker, unless you pick one from the street who smokes meth all day, is probably as clean as an average girl you would be willing to fuck in a bar. Most of them
do checkups regularly and are as concerned about their safety as you.

Q) But what about STDs?
A) Use a condom nigga. STDs from escortcelling is a bluepill meme propagated by normancucks and femoids so that you are forced to get into cuck relationships with landwhales instead of fucking a 8/10 stacy in exchange for money.

Q) But I don't fear other STDs, I am afraid of HIV. That is too much of a risk
A) Everything in life has some risk associated with it. You can die in an accident as soon as you walk out tomorrow. But catching HIV is very very rare. To give you an idea these are the chances of catching HIV if you have sex with an infected person

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What this means is that, HIV transmission for lets say, insertive vaginal sex (inserting the penis into the vagina) was estimated to be 0.04%, equivalent to 1 transmission per 2,500 exposures. For the mentalcels this is roughly saying that to get infected with HIV from an infected person you would need to fuck her pussy 2500 times on average. This is when you are fucking an HIV infected person without a condom. When you are using a condom, which are said to be effective 98-99% of the time and considering the factor that the femoid may or may not even have HIV you can imagine how low the odds are. I am not encouraging anyone to do bareback sex. I am just saying that the STD meme is norman bullshit which is overexxagerated.

Q) But what about oral sex? I can get HIV if she sucks me?
A) There is no documentaed case of HIV transmitted by oral sex so far. The conditions to be met to get HIV via oral are too much

Q) But people have said that they tried escortcelling and the sex was bad
A) They just met a bad hooker. Being an escort is a skill. Some escort girls are so good that they make you feel like a king, you almost fall in love. While other ones might shatter your belief in sex. I have met both types. Novices are usually more prone to run into the second type.

Q) But she doesn't love me, she is just fucking me for money
A) If validation is why you are visiting an escortgirl then you should not do so. You should instead put your money in tinder pro and set your location to Bangkok, that will give you validation.

Q) How is the sex with a hooker?
A) As I said earlier it depends on the girl. Some of them are greaaat. You will never forget the sex you had. SOme of them are shit and you won't like to remember the sex you had. I have met both types.

Q) How do they look?
A) They come in all types. I have definitely fucked lookswise 8-9/10 escortgirls. You can always choose.

Q) How do I get a hooker?
A) This depends on the place. Usually these are the options

  1. Permium escort website: You can find these by googling London Escorts if you live in London.

    Pros:

    Most of the time these websites have reviews of each escort so you would get better service
    Since these escorts are part of the agency they won't do bullshit as they risk losing their job
    These agencies are usually quite professional and for a newbie this is the best option

    Cons:

    Usually more expensive
  2. Craigslist or Backpage: You can find escorts on Craigslist or Backpage

    Pros:

    Cheaper than Premium escorts
    You can get independent escorts

    Cons:

    Quality of service isn't guaranteed
    You have to be more cautious (I live in Asia and I use Backpage but never had a problem, just don't be a stupidcel)
  3. Brothels

    Pros:

    Cheapest

    Cons:

    Usually the girls are not that good looking
    Quality of service is usually mechanical
    Most brothel's ambiance is not that good
  4. Vacationing

    This is my preferred way of doing it. Whenever I take a holiday I usually go to Thailand or Philippines and fuck cheap hookers over there. Its a different scene in Thailand and one post isn't enough for that. They usually have many strip clubs and bars where girls work who you can take to your hotels after talking to them. Its more informal and fun. This website is dedicated to the escortcelling scene in Thailand
Q) What's the complete process?
A) If you are new to escortcelling you should go for option 1, that is escort websites. They won't disappoint you and are more professional. You will need to spend more money though.
Once you book an escort ask her to come to your place. You can either go to hers or call her. I usually like calling them to my place or asking them to meet in a public place and then take them to my place after getting them drunk. Your place is the safer option for obvious reasons. Once she is at your place take out your condom, fuck her, cum in her mouth and ask her to swallow it. Give her the money and then she would leave.

This is a great website which covers the escortcelling scene in most countries and major cities. When I first started escortcelling I used this website. The guy replies to all comments.


If you have any other questions, shoot them.
1. Glad to see you posting again

2. Great guide

3. Glad you elaborated on the std part, its a cliche (and stupid) argument often used by anti-escortcels, I didn't even know the odds were so extremely low even without a condom (I just knew they were low with a condom), so if you use a condom you don't really have anything to worry about.

STD's are pretty much a non-argument then

Miss my my nigga @11gaijin ... Top class dude. Haven't spoken to you since mid 2019.

Ps @PPEcel & @BlkPillPres you may want to see this.
Noted
 
1. Glad to see you posting again

2. Great guide

3. Glad you elaborated on the std part, its a cliche (and stupid) argument often used by anti-escortcels, I didn't even know the odds were so extremely low even without a condom (I just knew they were low with a condom), so if you use a condom you don't really have anything to worry about.

STD's are pretty much a non-argument then


Noted

Mate its a Necrothread. He hasn't posted since 2019 I believe and yeah I had to tag you into this.
HOLY FUCKING NECROTHREADS.

I'm one of the only people not banned from when this thread was posted. :giga:



I'm surprised your dick didn't dissolve. :feelshaha:

I was shit scared. Had to go and buy PReP straight after.
 
Mate its a Necrothread. He hasn't posted since 2019 I believe and yeah I had to tag you into this.


I was shit scared. Had to go and buy PReP straight after.

JFL I didn't even bother to check the date, I just assumed he came back
 
Damn some of the best escorts (looks and service) aren't working because of corona. All I see in my city are fake tits 5-6s.
 
Some final advice
One final thing i will say, is it really will help you to not go mad. It makes you long for an actual GF more though because you can only have the experience for an hour but you know other guys can get it a few times a week instead of once a month or every few months.

True. I was with 3 escorts in a 3-day span about 2 weeks ago and even though I'm not suffering from my raging sex drive thanks to the orgasms experienced with them, a part of mind is starting to wonder about what chances I have for a relationship with some foid (zero of course, but the thought keeps crossing my mind over and over again).
 
I fucked a russian escort in london yesterday
Romanian hookers in the UK are considered sub-human, they even lie about their nationality on listings because they know people hate them.
I have fucked Romanian (most likely means gypsy) hookers, the agency said they were polish.
They were as good as any other escort.
 
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I have fucked Romanian (most likely means gypsy) hookers, the agency said they were polish.
They were as good as any other escort.

I concur. Lost my BB & CIP V card to 1.
True. I was with 3 escorts in a 3-day span about 2 weeks ago and even though I'm not suffering from my raging sex drive thanks to the orgasms experienced with them, a part of mind is starting to wonder about what chances I have for a relationship with some foid (zero of course, but the thought keeps crossing my mind over and over again).

I've felt this but this is the only option I have though.
 
True. I was with 3 escorts in a 3-day span about 2 weeks ago and even though I'm not suffering from my raging sex drive thanks to the orgasms experienced with them, a part of mind is starting to wonder about what chances I have for a relationship with some foid (zero of course, but the thought keeps crossing my mind over and over again).

That's exactly why I'm wealthmaxxing

If you retire early and move to a country with a low cost of living, then you can have sex multiple times a week and it would probably cost you less than it does the average guy to be in a relationship (depends on where you live though)

Don't expect to live in new york and be able to do that

I think incels need to take advantage of the fact that poor countries exist while they still do exist lol

One day, all countries will be first world, there won't be any women that will have to fuck an incel landlord because they can't pay rent, or fuck an incel John because they have to prostitute themselves to survive

We were born in a shitty era, but there are still some loopholes and exploits, if you think we have it bad, imagine how bad it will be for the incels who have to struggle to get laid even whilst being rich, and getting laid is breaking their wallets too, because the lack of poor women means their prices go up, because they can afford to price themselves higher
 
need a youngcel escort guide tbh :feelsjuice:
 
Thread like this are too rare

there needs to be pro-active threads , instead of LDAR nonsense.

Best would be a moneymaxx thread :
How to save and generate money with an incel lifestyle :feelsstudy:
 
I do feel bad for the Yanks that its illegal. It shows what a retarded country they are that you have the constitutional right to buy and own as much deadly weaponry as you want. Yet you cannot buy a blow job or an hour of a womans time in the privacy of your own home.
Haha, so true. Also, good thread, bumped for posterity. Only moralfags and clowns are against escortcelling.
 

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