Experiment Could you get laid for a billion dollars?

[Ellsworth]

Say someone offered you a billions dollars to get laid within 30 days. Could you? Also how would you attempt to accomplish this?

Stipulations:
Can’t escortcel

Must get laid in your home country. No seamaxxing

You can’t tell the girl about the billion $ and be like “hey fuck me and I will be a billionaire”

Can’t rape

She can be any legal age and anything in looks 1-10.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

"Incels, can you get sex?"

 

[Deleted member 19079]

surgerymaxx lol

 

[Ellsworth]

surgerymaxx lol

Good idea. Just as long as you heal quickly.

 

[Antorian]

Probably not.

 

[Braincels_boyo]

Literally a truecel could get laid with that...

 

[Ellsworth]

Literally a truecel could get laid with that...

You don’t have the money till you get laid, and you can’t tell the foid about the money.

 

[ihaveno1]

not with those Stipulations

 

[grondilu]

Easy. I would go to a club and give money to everyone. Eventually gold diggers would come at me and I'd just bring a few of them in an hotel room.

A gold digger is not technically an escort, is she? So that would work.

If you think giving money is too close to "telling you're a billionaire" you just have to find more subtle ways to show off your wealth.

 

[TINMAN]

Does it count as escortcelling if you offer 1 million$ to random roastie that isn't officially a prostitute

 

[Dionysus]

ask out any girl in sight

 

[zangano1]

No, it's over

 

[Ellsworth]

Easy. I would go to a club and give money to everyone. Eventually gold diggers would come at me and I'd just bring a few of them in an hotel room.

A gold digger is not technically an escort, is she? So that would work.

No not technically so that might work. Kind of like a mass short term beta buxx. Lol

Does it count as escortcelling if you offer 1 million$ to random roastie that isn't officially a prostitute

Hmm that’s iffy but I want to say no you can’t. First most guys don’t have a million dollars. And if you are directly exchanging cash for sex then she is a prostitute even if it’s her first time.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Sure, I'll just get a Rolex.

 

[Emba]

Tortures me

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Really doubt it. Plus any woman that WOULD be willing to sleep with me probably has mental issues or diseases

 

[Purveyoroftruth]

Yes I could, but it would be very unpleasant as that person is not attractive to me in the least.

 

[FinnCel]

So I can't get the billion dollars before that?
Then very likely no.

Some drug addicted cumdumpster much might believe my story that if she fucks me then shell get a million

 

[Monk of Failure]

I'd go to the poorest ghetto, find the ugliest girl and fuck her.

 

[bonk123]

still too high inhib

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Friends of Mr. Epstein

 

[Ned Flanders]

nearly impossible

prolly find ugliest girl in my area and try to pipe and fully display my rehearsed nt

 

[Joelossus]

No i honestly don't think that i could.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Honestly? It's extremely unlikely.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I would go to a bar and get some landwhale really drunk.

 

[Rice Cel]

Maybe, going exclusively for the absolute bottom of the barrel. Since I'm employed now it would probably be easier going for the ones that are past prime and have kids

 

[Francis Heaulme]

Given your conditions it'd be impossible unless maybe I try to persuade a senile granny is a retirement house

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Fakecels before posting be like

 

[newlyawakened]

Is sugar daddy permitted? It isn’t escortcel strictly speaking but more of an Uber type deal where normie foids play hooker part time.

 

[Ellsworth]

Is sugar daddy permitted? It isn’t escortcel strictly speaking but more of an Uber type deal where normie foids play hooker part time.

That’s not allowed, it’s just whore alchemy.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

id fly to SEA and search for the poorest , ugliest bitch i can find and id try to ascend through JBW .
Id find some Mentally and Physically handicapped 80 year old asian foid , maybe shell fuck me

 

[Mainländer]

That would be an interesting challenge. I'd focus on bottom of the barrel old nonwhite low class foids, if I can find drunken ones it'd be feasible maybe.

 

[Hate_my_life]

Oh so basically my current situation only if I get laid, I get a billion dollars?

No i honestly don't think that i could.

This.

JFL at the fakecels saying they could.

 

[RichCel]

If it doesn't have to be "for real feelz", sure.

If pornstars don't count as escorts, I would just use my jewbucks and make a semipro porno starring me.

If they do count as escorts (and no money can directly be exchanged for sex), I would rent a bigass yacht, park it in Cap d'Agde and have a multiday party for the local nudist swingers. It would probably take all of my available shekels, but who cares because I would get a billion afterwards. Anyway, drugged up/drunken swingers on a fancy yacht should make it possible. It will probably be some old roastie, but it would be enough to count.

And before you ask - I have been to cap d'Agde (without a yacht of course), and I literally got assaulted for watching people have sex on the beach like everyone else does. Those slut foids specifically pointed me out and had me chased off the beach.

If I got a billion dollars afterwards, I would give some of it to the chinks to make me a miniaturised nuke, and nuke that fucking den of degeneracy.

 

[Guest2]

I reckon I might be able to through something like blackmail, or insisting and paying people who might know, and might hook me up with, some drunk high insecure slut

 

[TheSecondComing]

if you can't escortcel, if you film it, it's called pornography

 

[Transcended Trucel]

JI I'd join a cult like hare Krishna. I feel those have highest chance to ascend

 

[Ellsworth]

id fly to SEA and search for the poorest , ugliest bitch i can find and id try to ascend through JBW .
Id find some Mentally and Physically handicapped 80 year old asian foid , maybe shell fuck me

Sorry it specifically states you can’t go to SEA. You must stay in your country.

 

[Uglyme]

Become a porn actor for a very low class porn company (don't go for the big ones, they only hire chads). You can even tell them that you want to work for free, you'd probably end up fucking the most hideous foid they have for some fetish movie but the money is worth it.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Sorry it specifically states you can’t go to SEA. You must stay in your country.

Its over for didntreadcels

I would just try to scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel like drug addict , acid faced foids til i find one who wants to be fucked by me

 

[tujavie]

Yes, but only because I already live in a latin american third world shithole and have some money. Poor people have no standards here.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Become a porn actor for a very low class porn company (don't go for the big ones, they only hire chads). You can even tell them that you want to work for free, you'd probably end up fucking the most hideous foid they have for some fetish movie but the money is worth it.

The triple AAA companies hire non chads as long as they aren't fat.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

No. Fakecel if you could.