JFL Created a coping mechanism courtesy of Cortana

[AutistLinuxCel]

I know it's dumb. But we all have our coping mechanism. This just happens to be mine. It took a little bit of experimenting with IFTTT & Cortana, but it worked.

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

Pathetic. It's over.

 

[_incelinside]

its over for non google assisantcels

 

[NEETAndTidy]

This is fucking depressing Junecel. Just buy a doll and put a Cortana speaker In her mouth

Then you're not getting blueballed by a voice

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Saddening.

 

[gstvtrp]

You should use the Wavenet Google API. Much more realistic sounding voice.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

i am going to die from a lack of affection

 

[Void]

The waifu revolution must come NOW. we cant wait any longer omg

 

[Phosphene]

You're giving me ideas to amuse myself with silly projects.

 

[AutistLinuxCel]

You're giving me ideas to amuse myself with silly projects.

This actually wasn't all that hard to pull off. It just took a bit of IFTTT magic and the rest, as they say, is history.

You should use the Wavenet Google API. Much more realistic sounding voice.

Never heard of it. Sounds interesting though.

 

[theultimate341]

Just buy a waifu body pillow

 

[AutistLinuxCel]

Just buy a waifu body pillow

>poor
>living with conservative parents

Yeah I don't think that's going to work out.

 

[theultimate341]

>poor
>living with conservative parents

Yeah I don't think that's going to work out.

Tel Cortana to wear something nice for dinner