ShadowTheEdgehog
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Francois Maximilian Misson, a French traveller and writer, recorded the method used in England in the early 18th century:[2]
The way of punishing scolding women is pleasant enough. They fasten an armchair to the end of two beams twelve or fifteen feet long, and parallel to each other, so that these two pieces of wood with their two ends embrace the chair, which hangs between them by a sort of axle, by which means it plays freely, and always remains in the natural horizontal position in which a chair should be, that a person may sit conveniently in it, whether you raise it or let it down. They set up a post on the bank of a pond or river,[3] and over this post they lay, almost in equilibrio, the two pieces of wood, at one end of which the chair hangs just over the water
They place the woman in this chair and so plunge her into the water as often as the sentence directs, in order to cool her immoderate heat.
dare I say,...BASED
Ducking stool - Wikipedia
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UUUUUh get dunked bitch!
Prepare your rear orifice for this is even more based:
Cucking stools were chairs formerly used for punishment of disorderly women
The stools were technical devices which formed part of the wider method of law enforcement through social humiliation
A common alternative was a court order to recite one’s crimes or sins after Mass or in the market place on market day
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Imagine that in our time.
You are Walking into a Walmart and come across a very strange sight: There is a Woman, strapped to a Chair, gagged and Bound. Next to her stands a dude with a Megaphone and a piece of paper.
He starts blasting his voice through the Megaphone:
"THIS BE STACY OF THE HOUSE OF THOT, SHE HATH HAD UNSCRUPLOUS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MANY A MAN, WOMAN AND EVEN SOME 4 LEGGED CREATURES, THE SPECIES OF WHICH SHALL NOT BE NAMED, TO PRESERVE THE SANITY OF THOSE PRESENT AT THIS HOUR.
IT FOLLOWS A LIST OF THE MEN STACY HATH HAD SEX WITH:
CHAD
CHAD
CHAD
CHAD
CHAD
TYRONE
GROWLER
SPIKEY
SECRETARIAT
...
jfl based Level of the Charts, no wonder our ancestors fucking conquered the globe against all odds.