Serious [Cuckpill] Fatal contradiction in the Talmud

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On all beds, lie, except for the ground.
Here the Talmud teaches us that any bed is acceptable to lie on, except for the ground.

Rav Kahana entered and lay beneath Rav’s bed. He heard Rav chatting and laughing with his wife, and seeing to his needs, i.e., having relations with her. Rav Kahana said to Rav: The mouth of Abba, Rav, is like one whom has never eaten a cooked dish, i.e., his behavior was lustful. Rav said to him: Kahana, you are here? Leave, as this is an undesirable mode of behavior. Rav Kahana said to him: It is Torah, and I must learn.
But here, a student lies on the ground beneath his Rabbi's bed in order to learn the ways of sexual intercourse.

Explain this @kikecel
 
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@kikecel explain.
 
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Here the Talmud teaches us that any bed is acceptable to lie on, except for the ground.



But here, a student lies on the ground beneath his Rabbi's bed in order to learn the ways of sexual intercourse.

Explain this @kikecel
bruh, sounds the dude was being a sneaky pervert
 
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Here the Talmud teaches us that any bed is acceptable to lie on, except for the ground.



But here, a student lies on the ground beneath his Rabbi's bed in order to learn the ways of sexual intercourse.

Explain this @kikecel
The Talmud is an extremist and racist book, just like many other religious writings. Like the rest of the religions it should perish in the flames of the Revolution.
 
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wtf How would I know about the Talmud Im not observant
 
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it is Torah, he must learn
 
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Rewrite the talmud on our behalf
It is a very autistic text. Besides the intermittent bolding, which is seen in autists like @BlkPillPres, there is constant repetition of the same stories.

This proves that autists slayed under religious paradigms, or at least had the social status to compensate for their celibacy.
 
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It is a very autistic text. Besides the intermittent bolding, which is seen in autists like @BlkPillPres, there is constant repetition of the same stories.

Autists slayed under religious paradigms, or at least had the social status to compensate for their celibacy.
I mean they claimed Balaam is being boiled in semen for eternity and Jesus is being boiled in shit, its really odd. The weirdest part is the rabbi just has a casual conversation with them both presumably while theyre boiling in semen and shit.
 
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I mean they claimed Balaam is being boiled in semen for eternity and Jesus is being boiled in shit, its really odd. The weirdest part is the rabbi just has a casual conversation with them both presumably while theyre boiling in semen and shit.
When you consider the high disgust sensitivity of those with autism (closely related to OCD), this reveals utter animus on the part of the Rabbis who wrote it.

It is stated in the Talmud, for example, that bathrooms are notoriously haunted by demons, which is doubtlessly a factor of the feces within it. In a later era, Martin Luther, the Christian religious reformer who is speculated to have had autistic traits, would battle perceived demons in the bathroom by literally flinging shit at them.
 
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When you consider the high disgust sensitivity of those with autism (closely related to OCD), this reveals utter animus on the part of the Rabbis who wrote it.

It is stated in the Talmud, for example, that bathrooms are notoriously haunted by demons, which is doubtlessly a factor of the feces within it. In a later era, Martin Luther, the Christian religious reformer who is speculated to have had autistic traits, would battle perceived demons in the bathroom by literally flinging shit at them.
so judaism was created by autism?
 
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so judaism was created by autism?
Organized religion in general provides a prominent social role to autists with psychotic features. Whereas secular soyciety advantages psychopaths and narcissists in this way, as in a business context.

More precisely, it is known that OCD correlates with schizophrenia, and this could better describe the synthesis seen in the Talmud.