JFL Curries in India arrested a PIGEON believing it was a Pakastani spy.

[Blackpill Rage]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8358907/Pigeon-arrested-India-suspicion-Pakistan-spy.html

A pigeon has been handed over to police in India after being accused of being a Pakistani spy.

The alleged spy was discovered by Geeta Devi who lives in the Kathua district of Kashmir after the bird flew into her home on May 24.

This isn't satire folks. They literally arrested a fucking pigeon because they thought it was a spy from Pakistan. JFL curries truly are the meme race.

 

[Aziz]

 

[unsettling]

how do you arrest a pigeon?

 

[MountainGorilla]

Just be curry theory strikes again
that pigeon wouldn't have been arrested if he was a curry

 

[Blackpill Rage]

Just be curry theory strikes again
that pigeon wouldn't have been arrested if he was a curry

At least curries and pigeons have something in common. They both shit in the streets.

 

[MountainGorilla]

At least curries and pigeons have something in common. They both shit in the streets.

brutal tbh

 

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[NuclearCel]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8358907/Pigeon-arrested-India-suspicion-Pakistan-spy.html

This isn't satire folks. They literally arrested a fucking pigeon because they thought it was a spy from Pakistan. JFL curries truly are the meme race.

Over for pigeoncels...

Wonder if they got another pigeon to become this dude's defense attorney.

 

[solblue]

Typical DailyMail sensationalism. Author's trying to make it seem like Indian police went and cuffed, booked, and imprisoned a bird. I am shocked to see people are still sending messages via bird though. Not sure if it actually came from Pakistan, but whoever sent the bird needs to upgrade their shit

 

[Dregster]

how do you arrest a pigeon?

Im still trying to get this one to sink in.

A literal fucking pigeon arrested...

Believed to be a spy...

 

[Emba]

how do you arrest a pigeon?

Birdseed and a trap box.
Or a shotgun...

Shirley, you all (y'all) have heard of, "carrier pigeons?"

The good old days... sigh.

 

[unsettling]

Birdseed and a trap box.
Or a shotgun...

Shirley, you all (y'all) have heard of, "carrier pigeons?"

The good old days... sigh.

ok that makes sense, thanks for the explanation

 

[Emba]

ok that makes sense, thanks for the explanation

Maybe. They usually have little message bracelets... But more often they just shit everywhere.

 

[unsettling]

Maybe. They usually have little message bracelets... But more often they just shit everywhere.

thats really insightful

 

[Blackpill Rage]

But more often they just shit everywhere.

So basically just a curry. No wonder they arrested it.

 

[Emba]

thats really insightful

So basically just a curry. No wonder they arrested it.

I knew a (Incel) dude in college, he had some kind of chest deformity. It stuck out like a chicken breast. Everyone called him "PIGEON!" ded srs ngl...

He had an (abusive) group of buddies that he hung out with.

 

[ryhan]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8358907/Pigeon-arrested-India-suspicion-Pakistan-spy.html




This isn't satire folks. They literally arrested a fucking pigeon because they thought it was a spy from Pakistan. JFL curries truly are the meme race.

@Transcended Trucel its fully over this is what I meant by its better to be a chink they don't have this much animosity for their own fully over

 

[unsettling]

I knew a (Incel) dude in college, he had some kind of chest deformity. It stuck out like a chicken breast. Everyone called him "PIGEON!" ded srs ngl...

He had an (abusive) group of buddies that he hung out with.

this is a fascinating story

 

[Emba]

this is a fascinating story

YEAH. He "stuck out" too much to have become a spy. It looked like he had one great big giant tit on his chest... Poor bastard.

 

[unsettling]

YEAH. He "stuck out" too much to have become a spy. It looked like he had one great big giant tit on his chest... Poor bastard.

nature is cruel tbh, some people are born cursed

 

[Emba]

nature is cruel tbh, some people are born cursed

He was for sure.

At the time i had a crush on a tall, super skinny girl everyone called "bird legs."

But she was a popular one :€

 

[Blackpill Rage]

nature is cruel tbh, some people are born cursed

Nature is no where near as cruel as jews.

 

[failmaxxed]

low iq tbh
I would have planted disinfo and fake data onto the spy bird and make it swallow a tracking pill then send it back

 

[crestfallencel]

superpower 2020 proceeding on schedule

 

[FlamingCel]

Arrests me