Dear mods:

[micropenis29]

I was banned from these forums earlier this year.

I believe there was a misunderstanding; many of my threads and posts were tongue-in-cheek and were not intended to be taken seriously. I was merely trying to provide some humor for a community that I considered in dire need of it.

Nonetheless, I take full responsibility for causing confusion and/or hurting peoples' feelings. I should have been more mindful of the plight of my fellow incels, and not gotten so carried away with the satire. Please accept my deepest apology.

If re-instated, I think I can make a positive contribution to this place. My track record here is generally positive, and I believe several of the most prominent posters would vouch for me.

Thank you for your consideration.

 

[SergeantIncel]

You tried to ban avoid twice, including once this morning.
You would have been unbanned, but because your appeal is an insincere "last resort" try again in a month.