Describe a typical masturbation session for you.

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I generally fetch an adequate supply of toilet paper to have by my side beforehand, then I start, usually quite slowly, gradually working it up and getting into it...if I feel I'm in danger of finishing too soon, I'll slow things down to a snail pace, still going but with just the bare minimum movement, before very gradually working it up again until I know I'm ready to finish. Depending on the intensity of the climax, I sometimes end up violently lurching forward in my seat before letting my chair settle back down, holding onto the shaft without stroking any more with my eyes closed, savouring the moment and the thud of my increased heart rate as I feel my penis transitioning from erect to flaccid in my hand. Being the Asperger's/OCD harbouring freak that I am, one stipulation is that I musn't view the arousing material again in the immediate aftermath of finishing, so this involves me staring down to avoid looking at the screen while hammering Alt and F4 until I'm sure all windows will have been closed...again depending on the intensity of the finish I sometimes knock my table mats askew, so I have to readjust them too. Strangely, though, despite these things being important, I often neglect to wipe down when I'm down which results in stained boxers yet this doesn't bother me.
 
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long time no see @Valiant Virgin
 
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Edit major diference. I use Kleenex style tissues (albeit cheaper brands). Toilet paper is dank and can dry out, make your dick smell funny.

If its a "quickie" jerk off then I'm sat at my PC desk chair (standard office chair). Usually its something mildly titillating like a hot young lady, fully clothed, but boobs poking out or feminine high trust eyes. Teenage ASMR girls, young models or young Japanese swimsuit models.
I lean back, hips forward, slouched, chair back, legs apart so the fountain of white goo lands on the floor.
Quickies happen when I get a sudden urge but don't have time to prep.

For a full messy build up, I'll search for, canvas and bookmark porn I've previewed. I'll kneel on the floor prayer style. I like kneeling as I don't have to take my t-shirt or trackie bottoms off. Also I direct the mess. Never got why guys jerked into mags.

Alternate masturbation sessions are

- Falling alseep method and using my imagination. I'll use my duvet covers and the limit of my near dreams are unlimited. I often fantasise about anything, including sex at multple points of my life in an alternate timeliness where I did slay, anime waifus or digital sex.

- Started using sex toys and Japanese onaholes. Nice stroking but yet to master relaxing and coomigng inside.
 
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