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Experiment Do you believe you would perform well if you magically got a female to have sex with you right now?

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Would you perform well if you got a female to have sex with you right now?

  • Yes

    Votes: 26 25.5%
  • No

    Votes: 76 74.5%

  • Total voters
    102
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This poll is anonymous. Basically if you were to suddenly find the female of your dreams ready for intercourse would you perform well during sex? Immediate intercourse with no prep time. As for as myself I KNOW that I either would cum in a few seconds or would be unable to get it up due to years of porn/hentai addiction. I would still try to do it despite the inevitable humiliation because otherwise I would be a volcel. I am curious about the rest of the forum though.
 
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This poll is anonymous. Basically if you were to suddenly find the female of your dreams ready for intercourse would you perform well? Immediate intercourse with no prep time. As for as myself I KNOW that I either would cum in a few seconds or would be unable to get it up due to years of porn/hentai addiction. I would still try to do it despite the inevitable humiliation because otherwise I would be a volcel. I am curious about the rest of the forum though.
I would cum instantly if a female ever touched my dick
 
Having sex once or twice won't make you happy.

Getting sex continuously from a female who adores you will make you content.
 
Only the foid can answer that question. And since I'm sub 7 + sub 6 ft + sub 7 inch the answer is obviously going to be no
 
Having sex once or twice won't make you happy.

Getting sex continuously from a female who adores you will make you content.
Well it would be still better than eternal sexlessness but I agree with the basic idea. Kinda off-topic reply though.
Only the foid can answer that question. And since I'm subhuman + manlet + sub 7 inch the answer is obviously going to be no
You can still rate your own performance. Obviously the female's POV is more important about how society perceives you, but still.
 
I would bust 3 pumps in.
 
You can still rate your own performance. Obviously the female's POV is more important about how society perceives you, but still.
Then the answer is still going to be no. Most people here aren't going to preform well lol it's an incel forum nigga
 
Then the answer is still going to be no. Most people here aren't going to preform well lol it's an incel forum nigga
This question was to bait the normans.
 
Then the answer is still going to be no. Most people here aren't going to preform well lol it's an incel forum nigga
This is a reasonable argument. On the second thought this poll might have been redundant.
 
Well it would be still better than eternal sexlessness but I agree with the basic idea. Kinda off-topic reply though.
If you (or anyone for that matter) wanted to have sex you could just visit an escort but it wouldn't change our current predicament so the answer to your question is no.
 
probably not to the foid but I'd feel pretty satisfied
 
If you (or anyone for that matter) wanted to have sex you could just visit an escort but it wouldn't change our current predicament so the answer to your question is no.
The question isn't about whether your life will get better or not, it's about whether you will perform well DURING sex. Like in terms of how long you last etc.
 
No bro, i havent done any research or analyzed videos, never got close enough to start worrying about that
 
No bro, i havent done any research or analyzed videos, never got close enough to start worrying about that
I know that I will never come close to that but shit still worries me because non-existent self-esteem ngl
 
No. The mental damange is too vast. It's over.
 
I had sex with escorts and I couldn't perform well.

It was very hard to cum from a blowjob and when I entered her pussy I felt almost nothing and lost my erection quickly.
 
Probably not. Because i have libido problems.
 
Would only take 5 seconds
 
How the fuck would I know that
 
No. Inceldom in itself is like 25% of my problems. It's not even a root cause, it's more of a symptom of the underlying cause which is my retarded mind. I can't say I'm certain but I'm pretty sure getting sex a few times wouldn't change much about me.
But maybe it would temporarily give me a gigaboost I have never experienced before, and maybe using that boost I can get the rest of my life together as well.
Who knows what will happen.
It's all dreaming tho. I'm not going to get sex.
 
No. Inceldom in itself is like 25% of my problems. It's not even a root cause, it's more of a symptom of the underlying cause which is my retarded mind. I can't say I'm certain but I'm pretty sure getting sex a few times wouldn't change much about me.
But maybe it would temporarily give me a gigaboost I have never experienced before, and maybe using that boost I can get the rest of my life together as well.
Who knows what will happen.
It's all dreaming tho. I'm not going to get sex.
I agree as someone who's mind stops working at times but the question is about performance during sex, like would you last long enough, maintain erection etc.?
 
I know I'm in the minority, maybe you'll say I'm coping, but I legit think I'd perform. I mean, how hard can it be. I think the whole stereotype about men sucking at sex is because chads are very dumb.
 
Idk i never had sex.
 
Having sex once or twice won't make you happy.

Getting sex continuously from a female who adores you will make you content.
 
This poll is anonymous. Basically if you were to suddenly find the female of your dreams ready for intercourse would you perform well during sex? Immediate intercourse with no prep time. As for as myself I KNOW that I either would cum in a few seconds or would be unable to get it up due to years of porn/hentai addiction. I would still try to do it despite the inevitable humiliation because otherwise I would be a volcel. I am curious about the rest of the forum though.
no
 
I'd fail incredibly hard
 
Having sex once or twice won't make you happy.

Getting sex continuously from a female who adores you will make you content.
this and TBH i doubt i would pleasure her with my dick alone
 
Doesnt matter if my performance is bad to her, i deserve to feel pleasure for once so i cant be bothered to make sure the femoid climaxes.
 
I'm not voting cause I'm an old escortcel.
But no, nobody would perform well the first time. You would bust in a short time.
The idea is that both partners are new at this and both are clumsy and nervous, ahhh how cute.
But we/you all were left behind and you/I will never know.
 
"performing well" = having a big pen0r
 
No i would probably cum in 2 seconds and run out of stamina after that. thats the Incel curse.
 
I wouldn't even get a erection tbh
 
its a guess. maybe cum quick maybe not idk for sure. probably be awkward.
 
I'd cum in a femtosecond
 
i've watched hundreds of hours of film on the subject, i'm well prepared
 
I would guess most incels if* they ever ascended would either not be able to get hard or would ejaculate prematurely. The few here that could get it up and not cum early would not impress any foid in bed. Most foids have ridiculous body counts by 25 so unless you are with an 18 yo virgin that doesn't know any better you will embarrass yourself.
 
no. my limp dick is used to deathgrip masturbation marathons that take up to 5 hours a day and include several porn tabs, I probably couldn't even stay hard for long enough to finish.
 
No, but better than the first time. I've been doing more planks and I added hip thrusts to my exercise routine. What I didn't realize before is that sex is somewhat difficult. I mean since it involves a movement that I literally never did, then it makes sense that it didn't feel natural. At least she did most of the work for me, jfl.
 
i last 3 minutes with my homemade pocket pussy
so i think i'll do well :feelzez:
 

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