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Serious Do you get "Morning Wood" every morning?

Gunnersup

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I just read on the internet that most males get morning wood every time they wake up, and not getting it is a sign of low testorone. I didn't know this. I have never gotten this so called "Morning Wood" a single time in my life. Is this connected to my issue of having a micropenis? So many things are pointing to the fact that I may have low T, I am really considering going to a doc to check.

Do you get morning wood at all? I did not even know it existed.
 
I don't think so
Perhaps a few times but I'm usually too tired to realize a shit
About the T thing it could be related to your sex drive so prolly yes
 
Yeah I get it most of the time tbh
 
yeah, always. it is the biggest obstacle to nofap for me
 
Never in your life? Wow..:feelswow:
 
Every single time I wake up ngl
 
I lucid dream most nights so I always wake up with a boner
 
yep, fapping is a good way to start the day tbhngl
 
Gunnersup said:
Holy shit something is wrong with me. I'm going to fight through the awkward conversation with my parents and tell them I need to go to the doctor to have this shit tested. Jfl
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How old are you? Can’t you go to the doctor on your own, seems like an awkward talk with your parents. Also you say you are micro penis, how big are you erect? Maybe that has something to do with it. Regardless something is wrong, go see a doctor.
 
yes
 
Ellsworth said:
How old are you? Can’t you go to the doctor on your own, seems like an awkward talk with your parents. Also you say you are micro penis, how big are you erect? Maybe that has something to do with it. Regardless something is wrong, go see a doctor.
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Around 2.5 inch or so. I'm 18 so I need to go with my parents, I have no health insurance on my own.
 
MW

kek
Gunnersup said:
I have never gotten this so called "Morning Wood" a single time in my life.
Is this connected to my issue of having a micropenis?
Do you get morning wood at all? I did not even know it existed.
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I've gotten it, though it's not as regular as when I was a teen. Usually happens after a period of no-fap when I manage a decent long sleep, which is also rare.

Maybe it's related to high-T which is why good sleep helps.

If micropenis results from inherent low-T that might explain why you don't get it.
 
I doubt that is at all true that most males wake up every morning with a hard on and I doubt it would have anything to do with testosterone. Your ability to get a boner is more about bloodflow than anything else.

I have never experienced morning wood but I am horny as hell all the time and I have no trouble getting a boner. But i know its a pretty common thing especially for young men
 
I used to get it more when my sex drive was higher, I’ve only been getting it occasionally for a year now
 
Its not always low T.

Sleep apnea can also cause this because due to the lack of proper oxygen levels during sleep your body doesn’t produce or regulate your nitric oxide levels in the proper amounts to produce a proper morning hard on commonly known as “morning wood”.

Once I was placed on my proper sleep number during an overnight sleep study I immediately had a sex dream featuring porn whore Lisa Ann that had my dick hard as diamonds when I woke up.

I was amazed as I hadn’t had a hard on of that thickness, intensity and rigidity since I was 17 ie I’m late 30’s now, etc.
 
Fat Link said:
Its not always low T.

Sleep apnea can also cause this because due to the lack of proper oxygen levels during sleep your body doesn’t produce or regulate your nitric oxide levels in the proper amounts to produce a proper morning hard on commonly known as “morning wood”.

Once I was placed on my proper sleep number during an overnight sleep study I immediately had a sex dream featuring porn whore Lisa Ann that had my dick hard as diamonds when I woke up.

I was amazed as I hadn’t had a hard on of that thickness, intensity and rigidity since I was 17 ie I’m late 30’s now, etc.
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Fr? I breathe through my mouth when sleeping, and was an extreme mouthbreather growing up. This could really be the solution. I should get a sleep study done.
 
I fap everyday so no.
 
Yeah most mornings. Funny because I have a ridiculous (lack) of sleep schedule where I often go to bed at like 6-7AM (sunrise) and a ridiculous diet of not a lot but any random thing. The wood most commonly rolls around at 8AM or up to 11AM depending on whatever Fucker up combination has ensued including heavy alcohol and/or marijuana use.
 
Rambocel said:
Yeah most mornings. Funny because I have a ridiculous (lack) of sleep schedule where I often go to bed at like 6-7AM (sunrise) and a ridiculous diet of not a lot but any random thing. The wood most commonly rolls around at 8AM or up to 11AM depending on whatever Fucker up combination has ensued including heavy alcohol and/or marijuana use.
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Is it intense like they describe it on the internet? I have never had one.
 
OP,
Fapping excessively fucks up "morning wood."
 
I cant remember ever having it. Im also confirmed low t by blood test
 
I used to up until I got ED 3 years ago. Haven’t had morning wood since. Some mornings I get a chub, but usually I wake up totally flaccid.
 
I used to get it every day when I was a teenager

Nowadays twice a week at most

I went to see a urologist recently (for an unrelated reason) and he asked whether I had an active sex life and if I was getting morning wood

He then told me that regular morning wood is only present in active sexhavers, and also once you stop having sex your T levels drop

He also examined my dick and told me I'd likely have trouble having sex because of some skin issue (not phimosis) and that I should see him once I get a girlfriend to have this fixed

JFL nature did everything in its power to make sure I don't reproduce
 
i sometimes dont since popping jewpills

:feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
haven't had it in a long ass time
 
I get it all the time
Pretty irritating tbh my sister sleeps beside me its weird as fuck
 
Gunnersup said:
Is it intense like they describe it on the internet? I have never had one.
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It really can be. As rock hard as....a rock to the point it even hurts as it doesn't go away even if you fire off some doomsters. You might rape your mattress like a dog dry humping a teddy bear. You're really fucked if you have to piss. The most awkward semi-squat trying to push it down low enough not to piss all over the tank or the wall.
 
Gunnersup said:
I just read on the internet that most males get morning wood every time they wake up, and not getting it is a sign of low testorone. I didn't know this. I have never gotten this so called "Morning Wood" a single time in my life. Is this connected to my issue of having a micropenis? So many things are pointing to the fact that I may have low T, I am really considering going to a doc to check.

Do you get morning wood at all? I did not even know it existed.
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No. I get it maybe once a week at best.
 
I get a boner every morning.
 
I have it when go on nofap days kek I used to have it every day when I was I dunno 12 13 14 15
 
I had a wet dream this morning, woke up back to reality and it hit me like a ton of bricks :kys::feels::incel:
Mahmoud said:
I get it all the time
Pretty irritating tbh my sister sleeps beside me its weird as fuck
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Is she attractive?
 
SkinjobCatastrophe said:
I have never experienced morning wood but I am horny as hell all the time and I have no trouble getting a boner. But i know its a pretty common thing especially for young men
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Same here tbh
 
i never had it. sometimes i get an erection briefly after waking up though.
 
Yes. They're annoying.
 
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