Do you know what your ancestors did?

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Mine were town watchmen and Carters.
 
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I have no idea.I don't know my ethnicity.
 
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they had sex
 
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Beating canned virgin germans and their priests of jewish god

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Mine were pirates who mostly sacked Spanish ships and land. The ones before that conquered and lived in the Iberian Peninsula until being driven out by the Christians.
 
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My grandfather's grandather was royal chief chef.
 
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they didn't realize their genetic line and surname would end with me
 
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Mine were ugly
 
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Too many of my ancestors died during ww2, my families history basically began 1945 and nothing special happened since then.
 
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Fishermen and farmers.
 
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They lived in Silesia as farmers (Former Prussian territory which now belongs to Poland after WW2) fought filthy communists in WW2 and after that in resistance. Some relatives still live there, some like my parents moved in the 80s to South Germany after they got fed up with communism.
 
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they probably drank themselves to death
 
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They were judges, lawyers, politicians, farmers, hunters, fishermen, carpenters and soldiers.
Really, pretty much everything.
 
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My great grandad from my mother side was most likely a communist, even though he has always told me he was related to some form of Western Cossack type of group without elabing too much which can only imply the SS Cossacks. So I am stuck between what they might be.

But from my father side most likely Nazi due to their more central roots.
 
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they were sexhavers for sure
 
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Depends on which side. My mother side was all farmers, my father's side had a lot of soldiers and craftsmen
 
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They fucked and had descendance
 
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They had sex - something I've never done and, barring a complete miracle, will never do.
 
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Well some of mine lived in America and were Cherokee, so that's cool. Others were Irish and European, so i imagine a bunch of shit could have happened that i don't know about. And i'm also part Spanish, so i can only hope some of my Conquistador boys fucked a bunch of native south american girls.
Yet here i sit here and rot in my bedroom :incel:
 
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besides having sexy times idk
 
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They were losers like me, probably.
 
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my ancestor as far as i know was man who stole bread then was shipped to australia then was hung thats as much as i was told by relatives it did not suprise me as my family has criminal blood in our veins
 
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He was a knight in sultanate who procreated with 5 wives. That's why my extended family is massive
 
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