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Serious do you think that you could win in a fight against a shark in the ocean?

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i think i can beat a sharks ass pretty easily tbh. in the end they are weak as fuck but got a strong jaw so if i can land a good kick in the head of the shark it will die
 
Depends on the shark, but that would be a shitty way to go if you lost.
 
Cope tbh. It’s over for sharkfightercels
 
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No way, shark would btfo me in few secs...
 
I wouldn't fight back.
 
i would take one look at that big muthafucker and be like want some cheetos bro followed by muuuuuuuum muuuuuum fuck its got me let go oh fuck i am bleeding bad lights are going out im fading ooh i have a hard on lets fuck .man on shark love don,t bite my penis off i only have one take my left leg instead
 
I’ve heard of a few roasties that couldn’t.
 
Hitting them in the nose is supposed to make them fuck off but that might be a rumor idk. Not to mention you move slow under water so there wouldn't be much force in the punch. In other words no
 

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