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Gaming Do you wipe your ass? (poll)

  • Thread starter Deleted member 11159
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  • No (it's over)

    Votes: 17 25.0%
  • Yes (right after I finish rawdogging a whole sorority)

    Votes: 51 75.0%

  • Total voters
    68
Why would you not?
 
I'm planning to not wipe my tush, if my duties aren't moist.
 
Why would you not?
Because they don't have toilet paper on every street of Mumbai
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If you wipe your ass your a vocel
 
OP bet you're the guy that smells like poop on the bus right?
 
Yes because toilet paper alone is not enough. And I'm too lazy to take a shower.
 
Yes bro. There was one emergency, I recall, when I was using a public toilet and made the fatal error of not checking to ensure there was sufficient toilet paper before commencing proceedings. Alas, the overwhelming sense of dread and regret that came over me upon reaching inside the holder to find an empty toilet roll tube is something I never want to experience again.
 
I think I've only done it twice
 
Chad doesn't wipe his ass, he only takes clean shits.
 
Yes bro. There was one emergency, I recall, when I was using a public toilet and made the fatal error of not checking to ensure there was sufficient toilet paper before commencing proceedings. Alas, the overwhelming sense of dread and regret that came over me upon reaching inside the holder to find an empty toilet roll tube is something I never want to experience again.
YOU ALWAYS CHECK BRO
 
I'm I supposed to say no? Lmao
 
Who the fuck doesn’t
 
Not wiping has to be uncomfortable, right?
 
@chudur-budur Chad doesn't have to bathe or wipe his ass.
 
I generally wash after wiping
I generally wash after wiping
 
Why the fuck wouldn't I? Itchy butts are the worst.
 
No bro I just go around shitting on people's lawn,in supermarket isles,on police cars,then I piss on foids doing yoga then piss in random people's face.
 
Wiping is barbaric and filthy. You'll understand once you take the bidetpill.

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@chudur-budur Chad doesn't have to bathe or wipe his ass.
Ass wiping is a major cope.

Wiping is barbaric and filthy. You'll understand once you take the bidetpill.

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Americans wipe their asses with their bare hands, it's more alpha.

 
YOU ALWAYS CHECK BRO
I learned my lesson. Thankfully I had a newspaper with me at the time. An adequate substitute it most certainly was not, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
 
This thread is really fucked up ngl
 

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