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Story Do your parents think you are retarded?

ImustEatToSurvive

ImustEatToSurvive

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incels, do you too make motherfucking awkward things next to your parents and you regret that only after time?
for example, today my grandme was yelling that omg the smoke is everywhere, I reply her wait a moment, but then I feel it and there actually is smoke everywhere, I shouted on the whole house that "shit, fuck me"
my dad came out his room and asked what happens, then I switched my emotions from aggression to mania and I ran to the boiler shouting:
>insceptor "Complete" enters the action
I don't know where I have this sentence from, don't ask, but it's cool to shout it
near the stove, I removed the smoke, I poured more coal, and cleaned the filters
when I was back and my dad asked how did it go? I saluted and said
>sir captain, I report that the danger has been resolved
here I made such onomatopoeia *zig* *zig*
>roger dad
dade just said hehe well then
I said just that
>battlecruiser operational, in kych
and I made such onomatopoeia like russian "zh" (ж) zhzhzhzhzhzhzh as if it was a space ship flying

now I want to kill myself, especially when incels sometimes send here the youtube videos about hard autism where those downies are screeching and I died inside because I thought it's normal behavior
 
That sounds really funny I won't lie.
I once brought a teddy bear to school in 1sr grade and cried in front of the class when it was taken from me because I threw it at someone.
My face is turning red remembering the stares I got.
 
Over for Russiancels
 
Possibly, but I think they're NPCs so we're even.
 
Yeah i'm autistic retard as well
 
What the fuck are you talking about
 
I dont know and I dont care tbh
 
The fuck did you just say?
 
Another banned user
 
Maybe yes maybe no i dont careeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
mt parents know I'm retarded
 
My mom thinks I’m a genius but my dad knows I’m a retard.
 
Yes my father once asked if I was autistic
 
deep down they do but dont want to admit it to my face
 

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