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Story: When i had to work at a construction site and take out the water out of some hole, i had an idea and took a random empty 2l bottle when i opened it it exploded in my hand. Be ware when if you ever try to open a puffed up bottle.
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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P5XLfPQnNg
 
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I was an avid piss bottle collector during my studying days, they usually were filled straight to the cap, i had some serious anxiety of how to dispose of 2 sometimes 3 2l bottles, without other people seeing me, keep in mind it was in dorms. :feelskek:
 
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I was an avid piss bottle collector during my studying days, they usually were filled straight to the cap, i had some serious anxiety of how to dispose of 2 sometimes 3 2l bottles, without other people seeing me, keep in my it was in dorms. :feelskek:
Based asf. Tbh I'd whip out the ol' piss bottle in public and make sure everyone sees it:feelsEhh:
 
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I was an avid piss bottle collector during my studying days, they usually were filled straight to the cap, i had some serious anxiety of how to dispose of 2 sometimes 3 2l bottles, without other people seeing me, keep in my it was in dorms. :feelskek:
How did you get rid of them with no one seeing?
 
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I was an avid piss bottle collector during my studying days, they usually were filled straight to the cap

Living a bit dangerously.
 
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Based asf. Tbh I'd whip out the ol' piss bottle in public and make sure everyone sees it:feelsEhh:
How did you get rid of them with no one seeing?
Living a bit dangerously.
I would have to wait till it was late and use double sometimes triple black trashbags so noone would see, the dorm supervisor probably saw me taking out something suspicious because of the outlines of 2l bottles. She probably thought it was alcohol bottles. But the trash bag was heavy, and it was seriously embarassing getting rid of it, sometimes i would wait for 4-5 days till it is weekend and majority of people would leave the dorms & at the night time i would casually take out my 6l total of piss bottles and dispose of them.. Yeah it was anxiety inducing.

I grew out of piss bottles. I don't do that shit anymore.
 
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I would have to wait till it was late and use double sometimes triple black trashbags so noone would see, the dorm supervisor probably saw me taking out something suspicious because of the outlines of 2l bottles. She probably thought it was alcohol bottles. But the trash bag was heavy, and it was seriously embarassing getting rid of it, sometimes i would wait for 4-5 days till it is weekend and majority of people would leave the dorms & at the night time i would casually take out my 6l total of piss bottles and dispose of them.. Yeah it was anxiety inducing.
Did they not make the room smell?
 
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Did they not make the room smell?
Nigga i would screw the bottle. Even when i peed in it i had serious fear that i would spill out 1,5l of piss it would be nightmare, thank god that never happened.
 
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There are proper dedicated piss bottles you can buy.

 
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rest in piss
 
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looked like the dog lived tbh
 
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I had 10 piss bottle in my room at one point, so I put them in plastic bags walked to the park and dumped them in the bushes
 
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these shits EXIST?????? :worryfeels:

They've been around for centuries if you count chamber pots.



If you ever heard of the expression "A pot to piss in".
 
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They've been around for centuries if you count chamber pots.



If you ever heard of the expression "A pot to piss in".
i don't understand the point of piss bottles man, like why don't you just get up and go to the bathroom???
 
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i don't understand the point of piss bottles man, like why don't you just get up and go to the bathroom???

Back in the day people would have had outdoor toilets, or no toilet at all. Out the window.



These days it's more about bone idleness/laziness. Or in case someone else is in the bathroom and you really need to go.
 
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Dog did a flip and didn't explode. "Literally" explode. The person that posted that video has to be a foid as they use literally like a dumb foid.
 
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Dog did a flip and didn't explode. "Literally" explode. The person that posted that video has to be a foid as they use literally like a dumb foid.

It may have exploded internally?
 
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It may have exploded internally?
That's not fun. I need to see dog bits everywhere. That's how you can get the feeling of satisfaction. The true essence of the violence and the death of the ugly, filthy creature.

Just the thought of seeing a dog blow to pieces of oh so exciting. Something like a dog should be murdered in the most painful and horrifying way.
 
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That's not fun. I need to see dog bits everywhere. That's how you can get the feeling of satisfaction. The true essence of the violence and the death of the ugly, filthy creature.

Just the thought of seeing a dog blow to pieces of oh so exciting. Something like a dog should be murdered in the most painful and horrifying way.
 
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That's not fun. I need to see dog bits everywhere. That's how you can get the feeling of satisfaction. The true essence of the violence and the death of the ugly, filthy creature.

Just the thought of seeing a dog blow to pieces of oh so exciting. Something like a dog should be murdered in the most painful and horrifying way.
yeah, this video was a clickbait with that title.
my heart rate was increasing as it neared the end, only to be disappointed.
should have known since it's on jewtube.
 
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yeah, this video was a clickbait with that title.
my heart rate was increasing as it neared the end, only to be disappointed.
should have known since it's on jewtube.

You can't detonate a dog with a bottle of piss.
 
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You can't detonate a dog with a bottle of piss.
i thought it was TNT or something, and the title just called it a bag of piss.
 
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I didn't understand what happened, but the fact the video was cut there probably means the dog wasn't alright after it.