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Even though I'm a true-blooded ricecel, I've been living in the Netherlands almost my entire life. (I'm probably gonna inadvertently dox myself at some point, but idc.)

One of the perks of being a Dutch male is the ease with which you can buy a Dutch prostitute. You basically go to a certain section of Amsterdam, where the hookers are all behind glass doors, and you take your pick. You go inside and pay the foid on average 50 euros (55-60 USD) for 15 minutes. If she likes you, she'll do 20 minutes for the same amount. Service normally includes oral and vaginal sex, with a condom and full nudity for both of you. Quality varies quite a lot, but most lays are tolerably good.

Dutch prostitutes, in my experience, aren't very picky either. Just take a shower, put on some deodorant/aftershave/whatever, and don't be drunk or stoned out of your mind. I mean, if a disabled ricecel/shortcel/spergcel/truecel like me, who can't even walk or talk properly, can get with a Dutch hooker, so can most of you. I've been rejected once or twice, but most hookers seemed pleased to have me, and most didn't heavily insist on 15 minutes max either.

If you're willing to hookermaxx, I can definitely recommend coming to Amsterdam once this corona shit has subsided. It isn't for everyone, and that's okay. I just wanted to put it out there. Because I'm a NEET with little money, I can treat myself to some Amsterdam pussy only very occasionally, but I definitely plan on doing it again in the future.
 
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Nog een kaaskop?

Tenor 5
 
How tall are you? Being a ricecel in NL must be hell.
 
Even though I'm a true-blooded ricecel, I've been living in the Netherlands almost my entire life. (I'm probably gonna inadvertently dox myself at some point, but idc.)

One of the perks of being a Dutch male is the ease with which you can buy a Dutch prostitute. You basically go to a certain section of Amsterdam, where the hookers are all behind glass doors, and you take your pick. You go inside and pay the foid on average 50 euros (55-60 USD) for 15 minutes. If she likes you, she'll do 20 minutes for the same amount. Service normally includes oral and vaginal sex, with a condom. Quality varies quite a lot, but most lays are tolerably good.

Dutch prostitutes, in my experience, aren't very picky either. Just take a shower, put on some deodorant/aftershave/whatever, and don't be drunk or stoned out of your mind. I mean, if a disabled ricecel/shortcel/spergcel/truecel like me, who can't even walk or talk properly, can get with a Dutch hooker, so can most of you. I've been rejected once or twice, but most hookers seemed pleased to have me, and most didn't heavily insist on 15 minutes max either.

If you're willing to hookermaxx, I can definitely recommend coming to Amsterdam once this corona shit has subsided. It isn't for everyone, and that's okay. I just wanted to put it out there. Because I'm a NEET with little money, I can treat myself to some Amsterdam pussy only very occasionally, but I definitely plan on doing it again in the future.
Wowowowow!
I cant wait to feel like what sex is!!
I bet it feels nice
 
How tall are you? Being a ricecel in NL must be hell.
You don't have to tell me. I'm about 5'3"-5'4", and the average Dutch male is 6'. I get heightmogged by basically everyone, foids included.
 
how does it feel like?
 
Wowowowow!
I cant wait to feel like what sex is!!
I bet it feels nice
Don't get too excited, would be my advice. If you've been fapping your whole life, sex with foids is definitely an acquired taste. A vagina doesn't provide as much stimulation as a hand. At least it has been the case for me. This is just about the physical aspect btw. The emotional aspect is something completely different.
how does it feel like?
See above.
 
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Don't get too excited, would be my advice. If you've been fapping your whole life, sex with foids is definitely an acquired taste. At least it has been for me. This is just about the physical aspect btw. The emotional aspect is something completely different.
Ok, thats wise. I shouldnt have my expectations too high or I may get disappointed.

But i imagine the intimacy and knowledge that a foid is “willingly” allowing you to have sex with her is a “feel-good” boon
 
Ok, thats wise. I shouldnt have my expectations too high or I may get disappointed.

But i imagine the intimacy and knowledge that a foid is “willingly” allowing you to have sex with her is a “feel-good” boon
It depends on her acting skills basically. I'm under no illusion that these foids prostitute themselves merely for the fun of it ngl. But if you're willing and able to suspend your disbelief at least for the moment, it can be quite nice. Eventually I found one who was willing to embrace and caress me during sex. Visited her a few times, but unfortunately she appears to be out of business.
 
Can you have a threesome with them? Foursome, like a triple blowjob? I can't imagine sexlessness being a problem with such prices in such a rich country. I'm currently in the Balkans and here the cheapest acceptable prossie is like $200 a session.
 
Can you have a threesome with them? Foursome, like a triple blowjob? I can't imagine sexlessness being a problem with such prices in such a rich country. I'm currently in the Balkans and here the cheapest acceptable prossie is like $200 a session.
Lol
 
Can you have a threesome with them? Foursome, like a triple blowjob? I can't imagine sexlessness being a problem with such prices in such a rich country. I'm currently in the Balkans and here the cheapest acceptable prossie is like $200 a session.
I've never tried a threesome, although one of them did suggest such a thing. I reckon they'd charge double rate though. 200 euros buys you about an hour of fun here.
 
are most of them eastern European girls?
 
are most of them eastern European girls?
I think so, with South American and Thai girls second and third. I've seen a few native Dutch foids behind the windows, but not many.
 
You don't have to tell me. I'm about 5'3"-5'4", and the average Dutch male is 6'. I get heightmogged by basically everyone, foids included.
Thx for letting a fellow ricecel know how he mogs u, GrAYcel
 
Even though I'm a true-blooded ricecel, I've been living in the Netherlands almost my entire life. (I'm probably gonna inadvertently dox myself at some point, but idc.)

One of the perks of being a Dutch male is the ease with which you can buy a Dutch prostitute. You basically go to a certain section of Amsterdam, where the hookers are all behind glass doors, and you take your pick. You go inside and pay the foid on average 50 euros (55-60 USD) for 15 minutes. If she likes you, she'll do 20 minutes for the same amount. Service normally includes oral and vaginal sex, with a condom and full nudity for both of you. Quality varies quite a lot, but most lays are tolerably good.

Dutch prostitutes, in my experience, aren't very picky either. Just take a shower, put on some deodorant/aftershave/whatever, and don't be drunk or stoned out of your mind. I mean, if a disabled ricecel/shortcel/spergcel/truecel like me, who can't even walk or talk properly, can get with a Dutch hooker, so can most of you. I've been rejected once or twice, but most hookers seemed pleased to have me, and most didn't heavily insist on 15 minutes max either.

If you're willing to hookermaxx, I can definitely recommend coming to Amsterdam once this corona shit has subsided. It isn't for everyone, and that's okay. I just wanted to put it out there. Because I'm a NEET with little money, I can treat myself to some Amsterdam pussy only very occasionally, but I definitely plan on doing it again in the future.

Dude 20 fucking minutes?, that's not enough time, what if I don't finish in 20 minutes, she just pushes me off and asks for more cash? JFL

Nah I'll pass, there are places in the Dominican Republic I hear where you can get an hour for $50 US
 
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Dude 20 fucking minutes?, that's not enough time, what if I don't finish in 20 minutes, she just pushes me off and asks for more cash? JFL

Nah I'll pass, there are places in the Dominican Republic I hear where you can get an hour for $50 US
20 minutes with an Eastern European hottie vs an hour with some Caribbean foid. Tough choice, your call.
 
20 minutes with an Eastern European hottie vs an hour with some Caribbean foid. Tough choice, your call.

1. 20 minutes is not enough to cum, I'm sorry it just isn't, maybe if I'm really excited because I went 2+ days without masturbating I could pull that off, but if I'm sexually satisfied that's a big NO


2. 20 minutes is not enough time to thoroughly enjoy a woman's body and get your moneys worth. In 20 minutes you can probably get a quick blow job, some vaginal in various positions and that's it

In an hour I can start with foreplay, get a blow job, do vaginal in various positions, do anal, etc

I'm sorry dude, the call is yours


3. Why are you assuming that the Caribbean woman isn't a "hottie" too

You are clearly one of those "white obsessed" incels that over value white women, my preference is asian women to begin with (always been my fetish), but still I'm not so biased by my preference to argue that 20 minutes with an asian woman is worth more than an entire fucking hour (3 times the duration) with another race of woman

Holes are holes, ass is ass, tits are tits, a wet mouth is a wet mouth, a pretty face is a pretty face, race makes no difference to me

If you close your eyes while getting a blowjob from your "European Hottie" and a "Caribbean Foid" swapped in you wouldn't be able to tell the difference lol

I'd take an hour with my least preferred race than 30 mins with my most preferred race, because I can do more, explore more and enjoy more, I'll have time enough to relax and really get into it

You are overvaluing pussy based on race lol
 
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Cheaper than US, but the inconvenience of taking a vacation to save 100 when it'll cost that much or more to go there just doesn't make it worthwhile.
 
Even though I'm a true-blooded ricecel, I've been living in the Netherlands almost my entire life. (I'm probably gonna inadvertently dox myself at some point, but idc.)

One of the perks of being a Dutch male is the ease with which you can buy a Dutch prostitute. You basically go to a certain section of Amsterdam, where the hookers are all behind glass doors, and you take your pick. You go inside and pay the foid on average 50 euros (55-60 USD) for 15 minutes. If she likes you, she'll do 20 minutes for the same amount. Service normally includes oral and vaginal sex, with a condom and full nudity for both of you. Quality varies quite a lot, but most lays are tolerably good.

Dutch prostitutes, in my experience, aren't very picky either. Just take a shower, put on some deodorant/aftershave/whatever, and don't be drunk or stoned out of your mind. I mean, if a disabled ricecel/shortcel/spergcel/truecel like me, who can't even walk or talk properly, can get with a Dutch hooker, so can most of you. I've been rejected once or twice, but most hookers seemed pleased to have me, and most didn't heavily insist on 15 minutes max either.

If you're willing to hookermaxx, I can definitely recommend coming to Amsterdam once this corona shit has subsided. It isn't for everyone, and that's okay. I just wanted to put it out there. Because I'm a NEET with little money, I can treat myself to some Amsterdam pussy only very occasionally, but I definitely plan on doing it again in the future.
50 USD for 15 min is a lot mate, Doe it worth it?
 
You don't have to tell me. I'm about 5'3"-5'4", and the average Dutch male is 6'. I get heightmogged by basically everyone, foids included.

Damn that's brutal. I visited Amsterdam for a few days (didn't hire a hooker though), and at 5'7" I felt mogged af


1. 20 minutes is not enough to cum, I'm sorry it just isn't, maybe if I'm really excited because I went 2+ days without masturbating I could pull that off, but if I'm sexually satisfied that's a big NO
Agreed, that is pretty short. To cum in that short amount of time, I think I would have to go an entire week without looking at anything that remotely passes porn
 
Maybe @Indari was actually on to something

Just be Dutch Theory sounds real
 
Damn that's brutal. I visited Amsterdam for a few days (didn't hire a hooker though), and at 5'7" I felt mogged af



Agreed, that is pretty short. To cum in that short amount of time, I think I would have to go an entire week without looking at anything that remotely passes porn
That's what I do basically before I visit Amsterdam, short NoFap session of about a week or so.
 
The red light district in Amsterdam looks very busy with a lot of foot traffic. Not discreet enough. Everyone will pity you if you walk in. I know they're known for being liberal but humans are still human. People will pity you and laugh inside. Short ethnic manlet paying for sex rofl.

We have Vegas here which is pretty good if you know where to look.

 
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The red light district in Amsterdam looks very busy with a lot of foot traffic. Not discreet enough. Everyone will pity you if you walk in. I know they're known for being liberal but humans are still human. People will pity you and laugh inside. Short ethnic manlet paying for sex rofl.
That’s exactly why I didn’t pay for a hooker when I was in Amsterdam
 
@Indari
@RREEEEEEEEE
@HidekiTojota
@Pengwin
@gymletethnicel
 
they sell holes for 30 and 60 mins , never saw 15 mins maybe because they cant price like dutch holes
 
boyo sex is so expensive that makes me rage. Even pros are entitled little bitches

No it isn't expensive, he is just in an expensive area, whores don't have the same prices in all areas else they'd have no clientele in poorer areas, this guy is visiting high end whores, and to top it off its Dutch whores, so no wonder the prices are that ridiculous

Even if I was a millionaire I wasn't paying that price, maybe if it was a one of thing to try something niche, but all the time as a "regular price", 15 fucking minutes? (I can just jerk off instead at that rate lol)
 
5ft3 asiancel didn't get rejected so @RREEEEEEEEE wtf did you do to get rejected by a hooker?
I was being ugly. :(
Even though I'm a true-blooded ricecel, I've been living in the Netherlands almost my entire life. (I'm probably gonna inadvertently dox myself at some point, but idc.)

One of the perks of being a Dutch male is the ease with which you can buy a Dutch prostitute. You basically go to a certain section of Amsterdam, where the hookers are all behind glass doors, and you take your pick. You go inside and pay the foid on average 50 euros (55-60 USD) for 15 minutes. If she likes you, she'll do 20 minutes for the same amount. Service normally includes oral and vaginal sex, with a condom and full nudity for both of you. Quality varies quite a lot, but most lays are tolerably good.

Dutch prostitutes, in my experience, aren't very picky either. Just take a shower, put on some deodorant/aftershave/whatever, and don't be drunk or stoned out of your mind. I mean, if a disabled ricecel/shortcel/spergcel/truecel like me, who can't even walk or talk properly, can get with a Dutch hooker, so can most of you. I've been rejected once or twice, but most hookers seemed pleased to have me, and most didn't heavily insist on 15 minutes max either.

If you're willing to hookermaxx, I can definitely recommend coming to Amsterdam once this corona shit has subsided. It isn't for everyone, and that's okay. I just wanted to put it out there. Because I'm a NEET with little money, I can treat myself to some Amsterdam pussy only very occasionally, but I definitely plan on doing it again in the future.
Je bent niet afgewezen? Slagers.co.
 
I was being ugly. :(

Je bent niet afgewezen? Slagers.co.
Ja hallo, ik ben ook zo lelijk als de nacht, man. Misschien heb je net de verkeerde getroffen ofzo.
 
Ja hallo, ik ben ook zo lelijk als de nacht, man. Misschien heb je net de verkeerde getroffen ofzo.
Nou, zo lelijk ben je denk ik weer ook niet. Ik werd afgewezen door een Roemeense prostituee in Den Haag (niet bij de Doubletstraat, maar bij die andere). Ze leek best Aziatisch. En die haten currymannen. Dus ik dacht dat het geen Roemeense was.
 
Nou, zo lelijk ben je denk ik weer ook niet. Ik werd afgewezen door een Roemeense prostituee in Den Haag (niet bij de Doubletstraat, maar bij die andere). Ze leek best Aziatisch. En die haten currymannen. Dus ik dacht dat het geen Roemeense was.
Ik zou het gewoon nog een paar keer bij andere hoeren proberen, als ik jou was.
 
I definitely plan on doing it again in the future

You wrote in your introductory thread (if I recall correctly) that you had visited a couple times after I asked (first time at 22 years old if I recall correctly) and that you won't do it ever again. Please acknowledge that you were wrong. Now you plan and desire to do it again.

@Mainländer is another who wrote here that he won't ever visit a whorehouse or a prostitute again. After bad experience which he wrote about. At the end of 2019 if I recall correctly. What happened? He didn't even make 2020 without visiting again.

I myself have never visited or tried to call/window-shop prostitutes even though I have left the possibility open that I will sometimes go pay for sex. I have made it much older than you without ever visiting, the odds are at this point that I won't ever visit. I am soon 31 years old virgin and very probably will be 40 years old virgin, then 50 years old virgin, then 60 years old virgin, then 70 years old virgin, then 80 years old virgin...
 
@Mainländer is another who wrote here that he won't ever visit a whorehouse or a prostitute again. After bad experience which he wrote about. At the end of 2019 if I recall correctly. What happened? He didn't even make 2020 without visiting again.
But I haven't ever used the services of a prostitute again after 2019. What I described in this thread was just me walking by the prostitution point of my city to see how covid affected it. I didn't fuck anyone.
 
Not a single letter
 
Cope but a good one ngl
 
You wrote in your introductory thread (if I recall correctly) that you had visited a couple times after I asked (first time at 22 years old if I recall correctly) and that you won't do it ever again. Please acknowledge that you were wrong. Now you plan and desire to do it again.

@Mainländer is another who wrote here that he won't ever visit a whorehouse or a prostitute again. After bad experience which he wrote about. At the end of 2019 if I recall correctly. What happened? He didn't even make 2020 without visiting again.

I myself have never visited or tried to call/window-shop prostitutes even though I have left the possibility open that I will sometimes go pay for sex. I have made it much older than you without ever visiting, the odds are at this point that I won't ever visit. I am soon 31 years old virgin and very probably will be 40 years old virgin, then 50 years old virgin, then 60 years old virgin, then 70 years old virgin, then 80 years old virgin...
Yes, I've changed my mind.
 
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Just be Dutch Theory sounds real
not really the average height for males is almost the heighest in the world ~181 cm

i've been to that place one time but not fot that purpose though

bruh, nog meer nederlands sprekende mensen, niet onverwacht eigenlijk metie giants overal
 
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Cerebral palsy mogs me, never even began for birdcels.
 
5ft3 asiancel didn't get rejected so @RREEEEEEEEE wtf did you do to get rejected by a hooker?
Ricecels don't get rejected by hookers but shitskin niggers, sandniggers and curries do.
 

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