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LDAR Eating lemon

Cuyen

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Anyone here like eating lemon ? I use it in my tea to give it good taste tbh. I also eat it sometimes
 
I love just eating loads of lemons after peeling them
 
Does lemon based alcoholic bevarage count?
 
Its too sour. I like to drink a glass of natural orange juice with some posa(i dont know the english word for this) in it.
 
Its too sour. I like to drink a glass of natural orange juice with some posa(i dont know the english word for this) in it.
yes bro. I love eating to. healthy
 
I've never tried it. I'll be sure to get some lemons and try it asap.
 
I do, I like the sourness to it
 
squeezes me
lemons me
limes me
lemon and limes me
 
Just citrusmaxx
 
no bro just brush it tbh.
It's acid!!
You can't just brush acid off...
I mean it reacts with the alkaline toothpaste but that just cleans it from getting worse.
And neutralisation tastes horrible.
I want to eat a lemon now...
 
I put on fries and fish and eat the rest
 
I squeeze lemon juice on my butt-hole when my shit is real hard, acetic acid helps to stimulate the butt-hole muscles.
 
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Lemon juice goes good with some fish, but thats when i only eat it
 
Are you still eating that lemon?
 
did you try it while fapping bro

That's stupid, if a pinch of lemon juice gets inside your dick, it will burn like hell.
 
Pretty sure the acidity can eat away at your enamel. You should be careful of doing that. I couldn't anyway since my taste is too sensitive.
 
for sure but same thing would happen to ass tbh

No, it does not, you can try. Butt-hole linings are thicker than urethra.

Just to add, shit is slightly acidic. You can test with litmus paper.
 
That's stupid, if a pinch of lemon juice gets inside your dick, it will burn like hell.
I've put worse shit inside my dick lmao :lul:
I was bleaching my pubic hair (idk why, I just got an intrusive thought to try it) once with regular hair bleach and some of it got into my dick - now, that burns!
 
Pretty sure the acidity can eat away at your enamel. You should be careful of doing that. I couldn't anyway since my taste is too sensitive.
Yes I've heard its so harmful for teeth,well reasonable since it's acidity tbh.
No, it does not, you can try. Butt-hole linings are thicker than urethra.

Just to add, shit is slightly acidic. You can test with litmus paper.
I don't know it sounds really bad tbh
 
I've put worse shit inside my dick lmao :lul:
I was bleaching my pubic hair (idk why, I just got an intrusive thought to try it) once with regular hair bleach and some of it got into my dick - now, that burns!

Bleach is straight out oxidizer, it will rapture your urethra if it gets in, very dangerous. You are lucky you did not fuck your dick up. Always wrap your dick with a duck tape before bleaching your pubes.
 
Bleach is straight out oxidizer, it will rapture your urethra if it gets in, very dangerous. You are lucky you did not fuck your dick up. Always wrap your dick with a duck tape before bleaching your pubes.
I cleaned it very fast and it didn't really burn that badly, but I had a moment of panic
thanks for the advice (I doubt I'll bleach my pubes ever again anyway)
 
Guess I’m a low T cuck mumale then.
 
I absolutely love lemon beer and drink half a liter daily.
 
Legend has it you are still eating the lemon.
 
Hire a whores and put her lemon
 
Hello sir what would you like?
I will take some lemons for my boyo here.
Sure, here you go.

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Good appetite, and enjoy your meal.
 

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