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I met her today. Straight away when she saw me she looked at me like a child. She asked "how old are you" and I told her i'm 19. She said "really!? you are very young" and laughed. On the way to her room she kept looking back and mockingly smiling/ laughing at me. When we got there, she said something in Russian or some other eastern European language to the whore she was staying with and started laughing hysterically. I couldn't tell what she said but it was more than obvious she was making fun of me. She told me to shower, which I did (had to dry myself with a literal cloth because she didn't give me a towel) , and afterwards we got down to business. She kept jerking me off like she wanted to rip my dick off even after I told her to slow down. I knew then she wanted me out of there as soon as possible but she didn't know that's not how it works lmao.
I asked if I could cum in her mouth but she said she doesn't do that (even though it states she does in her profile) so I came on her tits instead. But it was a huge load and some of it shot on her carpet like 2 metres away and also in her eye jfl.

She asked me to shower again but since my time was no where near up I came back out naked for round 2. She asked me what I was doing and I asked her what she meant. She said I was here for 37 minutes so it was time to leave. I was shocked at how quickly time flew so I just said okay, obviously being quite embarrassed by what happened. I got dressed and her much cuter whore friend walked me out and told me to have a nice evening.
When I walked out, I checked my phone and saw that I have been there for a whole 20 minutes (including showers) even though I paid for 45 minutes. A few minutes later I realized that 50 pounds was missing from my pocket.
I don't think she stole it as I don't see how she could've took it out of my pocket as the bathroom where I left my clothes was in the room we were in. So I guess it must have fallen out.

All that shit made me super sad so I decided to get a bunch of food which fucked up my diet.

This isn't an anti-escortcelling post. I still think it's a good cope for incel men if you don't go overboard.
Most of my escortcelling experiences have been positive but you REALLY need to be careful. Make sure to only go to escorts that have 100% positive reviews. Look out for obvious signs of photoshop.
For the first time I went to an escort with mediocre reviews and with signs that she used fake pictures and I paid the price. As soon as I saw her I could tell that she was at least 10 years older than in her photos and tbh i'm pretty sure it wasn't even the same woman.
 
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That's fucked up. I would've robbed her
 
That's fucked up. I would've robbed her

Yeah, unless she had a pimp there then she really is one ballsy whore. One day she'll meet someone who isn't as kind as me and she's gonna get fucked up.
It's almost amusing how much of a bitch I must have been in her eyes if she wasn't scared at all that I would've hurt her for treating me like that.
 
I fucking hate escorting. It's very rare that you find a girl you actually desire. It's also expensive and escorts have an attitude.

That's why I prefer old school. Either street hookers, windows or brothels. Then you get to see the girl IRL before negotiating anything. Pictures don't tell you shit. Also there is more competition between girls in brothels so they don't think their ass is made out of gold or something.
 
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Cheap whores are always like this.
 
i tell them not to use their hands at all.
 
I got dressed and her much cuter whore friend walked me out and told me to have a nice evening.
:chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:
She told me to shower, which I did (had to dry myself with a literal cloth because she didn't give me a towel) , and afterwards we got down to business. She kept jerking me off like she wanted to rip my dick off even after I told her to slow down. I knew then she wanted me out of there as soon as possible but she didn't know that's not how it works lmao.
I asked if I could cum in her mouth but she said she doesn't do that (even though it states she does in her profile) so I came on her tits instead. But it was a huge load and some of it shot on her carpet like 2 metres away and also in her eye jfl.

She asked me to shower again but since my time was no where near up I came back out naked for round 2. She asked me what I was doing and I asked her what she meant. She said I was here for 37 minutes so it was time to leave. I was shocked at how quickly time flew so I just said okay, obviously being quite embarrassed by what happened. I got dressed and her much cuter whore friend walked me out and told me to have a nice evening.
When I walked out, I checked my phone and saw that I have been there for a whole 20 minutes (including showers) even though I paid for 45 minutes. A few minutes later I realized that 50 pounds was missing from my pocket.
Lemme get this straight. You paid for a whole 20 MINUTES and lost £50 extra as well (100% robbed).

Big shaq laughing
 
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I fucking hate escorting. It's very rare that you find a girl you actually desire. It's also expensive and escorts have an attitude.

That's why I prefer old school. Either street hookers, windows or brothels. Then you get to see the girl IRL before negotiating anything. Pictures don't tell you shit. Also there is more competition between girls in brothels so they don't think their ass is made out of gold or something.

True. Sadly street prostitution isn't really a thing where I live, neither are brothels.

i tell them not to use their hands at all.
That's really the only way I can finish. I couldn't cum even from anal. Probably a dicklet trait.
 
You got cucked & not fucked. God damn that was a waste of time.

In future set a timer on your phone, check the time first & put excess cash in a sock.
 
did you cheap out on the whore opie? a good whore wouldn't behave like that
 
Damn sorry to read that. If there is another person nearby I wouldnt go any further. only escort/whores you can visit in private apartments are good to go.

Also just walk away when they dont look like their picture or look much older etc.. fucking whores

and this post is not long at all
 
I will pimpmaxx for brocels one day and will give 1 free sex ticket for everyone who's a fellow brocel
 
You got cucked & not fucked. God damn that was a waste of time.

In future set a timer on your phone, check the time first & put excess cash in a sock.
I'm still quite new to escortcelling and I plan on slowly quitting before I get addicted. I only plan on going once more as a treat when I reach my gymcelling goals.

did you cheap out on the whore opie? a good whore wouldn't behave like that
Nope, I gave her exactly how much she asked for. She started treating me like shit before she even asked me for the money.

Damn sorry to read that. If there is another person nearby I wouldnt go any further. only escort/whores you can visit in private apartments are good to go.

Also just walk away when they dont look like their picture or look much older etc.. fucking whores

and this post is not long at all

Yeah lol. When she asked me "are you Overbeforeitbegan?" I kinda froze up. I should've just said no and kept walking because it really looked nothing like her and her voice made me question if she's actually a woman. Probably just a smoker.
Also I expect any post I make which is more than 2 sentences long to be bombarded with "dn read" lol.

I will pimpmaxx for brocels one day and will give 1 free sex ticket for everyone who's a fellow brocel
based :feelsokman:
 
brutal op.
where are you from?
 
Sex work should be abolished if the workers rush their clients I would of took some of my money back
 
In future set a timer on your phone, check the time first & put excess cash in a sock.

That's honestly something I don't get, though I admit I had the same mindset the first evening I saw whores.

I quickly gave up on that idea that time matters, and I don't think the whores think it matters either unless you really take too long to come. It's more a limit than anything.

The point is to ejaculate. You're not there to make love and make things last.

I mean, you can enjoy other things than the climax itself, like caressing, blowjobs and stuff, but come on you don't need an hour.

Do your thing, and be done with it.
 
I met her today. Straight away when she saw me she looked at me like a child. She asked "how old are you" and I told her i'm 21. She said "really!? you are very young" and laughed.

Giphy 10


It's so over for sexually non-dimorphic celibates. You activate the nurturing center of foids' minds, which is adverse to their sexual center.
 
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Long as fuck Jesus.

UK
That's honestly something I don't get, though I admit I had the same mindset the first evening I saw whores.

I quickly gave up on that idea that time matters, and I don't think the whores think it matters either unless you really take too long to come. It's more a limit than anything.

The point is to ejaculate. You're not there to make love and make things last.

I mean, you can enjoy other things than the climax itself, like caressing, blowjobs and stuff, but come on you don't need an hour.

Do your thing, and be done with it.
Imagine the difference between a guy fucking pussy for 15 minutes & another guy jizzing 10 seconds in then they pay the same, bullshit, if anything the first shot should be free.
 
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It's so over for sexually non-dimorphic celibates. You activate the nurturing center of foids' minds, which is adverse to their sexual center.

Ok I lied. I said 19 which I actually am. I change some details to avoid being doxxed. But yeah your point stands. She looked to be in her 30s btw.
 
That's really the only way I can finish. I couldn't cum even from anal. Probably a dicklet trait.
Coomer trait ngl. You can only ejaculate from a death grip, and that's why she was grasping your cock so tight.

She knew.
 
Coomer trait ngl. You can only ejaculate from a death grip, and that's why she was grasping your cock so tight.

She knew.
She was still going way too fast for my liking. I went soft while she was doing it.
 
Coomer trait ngl. You can only ejaculate from a death grip, and that's why she was grasping your cock so tight.

She knew.
Nah I reckon she just wanted him gone as she thought he was ugly.
She was still going way too fast for my liking. I went soft while she was doing it.
Next time bring a mask or request to do it in the dark.
 
We're you thinking you would get P in V or did you go in only for a handjob?

I did get p in v but honestly that doesn't do much for me. I really went to get a BJ.
 
I had quite a handful of terrible experiences with escorts similars to OP

-Rushing you out
-Scamming you
-Catfishing (not the girl on the ad)
-Rude and pretentious languages
-Subpar performance

Which is why whenever I do it now, if I don't have a good vibe from the girl when entering, I just get the fuck out or I go back to a place that I know offers quality.

Escortceling is not worth it in the west.

In countries like Philippine or Thailand or Cuba, girls are much more enthusiastic, obedient and way less expansive.
 
I had quite a handful of terrible experiences with escorts similars to OP

-Rushing you out
-Scamming you
-Catfishing (not the girl on the ad)
-Rude and pretentious languages
-Subpar performance

Which is why whenever I do it now, if I don't have a good vibe from the girl when entering, I just get the fuck out or I go back to a place that I know offers quality.

Escortceling is not worth it in the west.

In countries like Philippine or Thailand or Cuba, girls are much more enthusiastic, obedient and way less expansive.

Next time I go I will make sure to go to the girl that I lost my virginity to as she has definitely been the best one to date. She actually treats me very well.

How do escorts react when you just walk out?
 
I had quite a handful of terrible experiences with escorts similars to OP

-Rushing you out
-Scamming you
-Catfishing (not the girl on the ad)
-Rude and pretentious languages
-Subpar performance

Which is why whenever I do it now, if I don't have a good vibe from the girl when entering, I just get the fuck out or I go back to a place that I know offers quality.

Escortceling is not worth it in the west.

In countries like Philippine or Thailand or Cuba, girls are much more enthusiastic, obedient and way less expansive.
No shit, they get an upgrade in ethnicity, more size & the money is well worth their time.
 
I came on her tits instead.
But it was a huge load and some of it shot on her carpet like 2 metres away
and also in her eye
TBH this should be our primary motivation for escortmaxing so that we can blind foids so they will treat ugly guys more fairly in the future.

It's basically the only way you could blind a foid and not go to jail for maiming charges since they won't believe it's intentional like when you throw acid at them.

Plus pimps are probably used to it and just blame the foid for lacking awareness.
 
no I mean was she a cheap whore? or did she look high class and was more expensive than the regular whore? I'm obviously not talking about you paying less :feelskek:
 
Next time I go I will make sure to go to the girl that I lost my virginity to as she has definitely been the best one to date. She actually treats me very well.

How do escorts react when you just walk out?

This happenned 3-4 times.

They get angry, frustrated and try to lure you back in. But fuck off
Everytime, I get in, I look at the place and get a feel of the girl.

If the place looks like a mess, like some crackhouse and the girls is rude, rushing, asking for the money, impatient and that I dont get a good feel.

I try to gauge her temper by speaking with her, again its very stressful at the moment because escortceling is always mentally straigning upon meeting them but like I said, if she doesnt look cool and nice, I just tell her I'm sorry and that its not gonna happen.

Remember you are the man here, they cant do anything against you physically.

If her pimp (if she has one does come out), dont be afraid to call the police since they are WAAYYY more in trouble than you for endangering and robbing you. Especially since you actually have not paid anything yet.

As cucked as it might sounds, hold frame when seeking a whore. The moment you show weakness, some will take advantage of you on the spot.
 
As cucked as it might sounds, hold frame when seeking a whore. The moment you show weakness, some will take advantage of you on the spot.
Sizing you up, the pleasure seeker v the shy wimp.
 
This happenned 3-4 times.

They get angry, frustrated and try to lure you back in. But fuck off
Everytime, I get in, I look at the place and get a feel of the girl.

If the place looks like a mess, like some crackhouse and the girls is rude, rushing, asking for the money, impatient and that I dont get a good feel.

I try to gauge her temper by speaking with her, again its very stressful at the moment because escortceling is always mentally straigning upon meeting them but like I said, if she doesnt look cool and nice, I just tell her I'm sorry and that its not gonna happen.

Remember you are the man here, they cant do anything against you physically.

If her pimp (if she has one does come out), dont be afraid to call the police since they are WAAYYY more in trouble than you for endangering and robbing you. Especially since you actually have not paid anything yet.

As cucked as it might sounds, hold frame when seeking a whore. The moment you show weakness, some will take advantage of you on the spot.
damn how long are you escorting already? and which country?
 
no I mean was she a cheap whore? or did she look high class and was more expensive than the regular whore? I'm obviously not talking about you paying less :feelskek:
Normal price range. 150 for 45 minutes.

This happenned 3-4 times.

They get angry, frustrated and try to lure you back in. But fuck off
Everytime, I get in, I look at the place and get a feel of the girl.

If the place looks like a mess, like some crackhouse and the girls is rude, rushing, asking for the money, impatient and that I dont get a good feel.

I try to gauge her temper by speaking with her, again its very stressful at the moment because escortceling is always mentally straigning upon meeting them but like I said, if she doesnt look cool and nice, I just tell her I'm sorry and that its not gonna happen.

Remember you are the man here, they cant do anything against you physically.

If her pimp (if she has one does come out), dont be afraid to call the police since they are WAAYYY more in trouble than you for endangering and robbing you. Especially since you actually have not paid anything yet.

As cucked as it might sounds, hold frame when seeking a whore. The moment you show weakness, some will take advantage of you on the spot.

Thanks, man. Yeah I will really be more wary next time. I just get nervous way too easily.
 
Normal price range. 150 for 45 minutes.

That's just stupid. In Germany there are clubs where it's 30€ for the full service, and the girls are decent (though typically Romanian).
 
That's just stupid. In Germany there are clubs where it's 30€ for the full service, and the girls are decent (though typically Romanian).
No clubs like that here. It's all through websites and they're independent so they're allowed to charge more.
 
That's just stupid. In Germany there are clubs where it's 30€ for the full service, and the girls are decent (though typically Romanian).
UK is an overpriced shit hole in every regard. I'd only suggest living here if you're a Paki wanting to run grooming game & buy housing.
 
I met her today. Straight away when she saw me she looked at me like a child. She asked "how old are you" and I told her i'm 19. She said "really!? you are very young" and laughed. On the way to her room she kept looking back and mockingly smiling/ laughing at me. When we got there, she said something in Russian or some other eastern European language to the whore she was staying with and started laughing hysterically. I couldn't tell what she said but it was more than obvious she was making fun of me. She told me to shower, which I did (had to dry myself with a literal cloth because she didn't give me a towel) , and afterwards we got down to business. She kept jerking me off like she wanted to rip my dick off even after I told her to slow down. I knew then she wanted me out of there as soon as possible but she didn't know that's not how it works lmao.
I asked if I could cum in her mouth but she said she doesn't do that (even though it states she does in her profile) so I came on her tits instead. But it was a huge load and some of it shot on her carpet like 2 metres away and also in her eye jfl.

She asked me to shower again but since my time was no where near up I came back out naked for round 2. She asked me what I was doing and I asked her what she meant. She said I was here for 37 minutes so it was time to leave. I was shocked at how quickly time flew so I just said okay, obviously being quite embarrassed by what happened. I got dressed and her much cuter whore friend walked me out and told me to have a nice evening.
When I walked out, I checked my phone and saw that I have been there for a whole 20 minutes (including showers) even though I paid for 45 minutes. A few minutes later I realized that 50 pounds was missing from my pocket.
I don't think she stole it as I don't see how she could've took it out of my pocket as the bathroom where I left my clothes was in the room we were in. So I guess it must have fallen out.

All that shit made me super sad so I decided to get a bunch of food which fucked up my diet.

This isn't an anti-escortcelling post. I still think it's a good cope for incel men if you don't go overboard.
Most of my escortcelling experiences have been positive but you REALLY need to be careful. Make sure to only go to escorts that have 100% positive reviews. Look out for obvious signs of photoshop.
For the first time I went to an escort with mediocre reviews and with signs that she used fake pictures and I paid the price. As soon as I saw her I could tell that she was at least 10 years older than in her photos and tbh i'm pretty sure it wasn't even the same woman.
What kind of escort site has reviews?
 
JFL at not wearing a watch.
 
jfl for paying women for sex
 
This is why i always stayed away from incalls. Not that robbing or bad service are immune if you have them come to you, but it's less likely to happen. I don't like going to a strange place to meet a random. Hell, I rarely ever met randoms for sex as I did the sugar baby thing. Seriously all the bad escortcelling stuff you guys post never happened to me when I took it that route. But also shows it's not really the "cucked US laws" since the promised land of legal whores is the same hassle it is here.

And honestly I never take the "hour" as a strict 60 minutes. Maybe it's because I never have the energy for a "second" (not that I've managed to cum with these hoes) but assume once the baby batter makes an appearance it's time for the credits to roll. I usually had them for a few hours and it was like a regular date. Big difference between that and the clock watchers.

It can be a hassle and understand those who shy away from it. The sex aspect just isn't worth the rigamarole.
 
I will only escortcel once I'm MONEYMAXXED to the point where loosing 500€ doesn't really affect me that much.
 
I will only escortcel once I'm MONEYMAXXED to the point where loosing 500€ doesn't really affect me that much.
same. I have few hundred k but I will money max to few million and spiritualism max for next 5-10 years before I decide to go back into escort max
 
I met her today. Straight away when she saw me she looked at me like a child. She asked "how old are you" and I told her i'm 19. She said "really!? you are very young" and laughed. On the way to her room she kept looking back and mockingly smiling/ laughing at me. When we got there, she said something in Russian or some other eastern European language to the whore she was staying with and started laughing hysterically. I couldn't tell what she said but it was more than obvious she was making fun of me. She told me to shower, which I did (had to dry myself with a literal cloth because she didn't give me a towel) , and afterwards we got down to business. She kept jerking me off like she wanted to rip my dick off even after I told her to slow down. I knew then she wanted me out of there as soon as possible but she didn't know that's not how it works lmao.
I asked if I could cum in her mouth but she said she doesn't do that (even though it states she does in her profile) so I came on her tits instead. But it was a huge load and some of it shot on her carpet like 2 metres away and also in her eye jfl.

She asked me to shower again but since my time was no where near up I came back out naked for round 2. She asked me what I was doing and I asked her what she meant. She said I was here for 37 minutes so it was time to leave. I was shocked at how quickly time flew so I just said okay, obviously being quite embarrassed by what happened. I got dressed and her much cuter whore friend walked me out and told me to have a nice evening.
When I walked out, I checked my phone and saw that I have been there for a whole 20 minutes (including showers) even though I paid for 45 minutes. A few minutes later I realized that 50 pounds was missing from my pocket.
I don't think she stole it as I don't see how she could've took it out of my pocket as the bathroom where I left my clothes was in the room we were in. So I guess it must have fallen out.

All that shit made me super sad so I decided to get a bunch of food which fucked up my diet.

This isn't an anti-escortcelling post. I still think it's a good cope for incel men if you don't go overboard.
Most of my escortcelling experiences have been positive but you REALLY need to be careful. Make sure to only go to escorts that have 100% positive reviews. Look out for obvious signs of photoshop.
For the first time I went to an escort with mediocre reviews and with signs that she used fake pictures and I paid the price. As soon as I saw her I could tell that she was at least 10 years older than in her photos and tbh i'm pretty sure it wasn't even the same woman.
In my country there is no thing as review page for whore. So you are basically on your own. Switch and bait is way to much common, so I always mentally prepared for a disappointment.
 
Shit man, I dont even have the balls to request one myself. Might be for the best.
 
This is exactly why brothels should be legal
 

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