Never began tbhtbh
- May 2, 2018
I never escortcelled myself but lately im thinking of taking that step...any escortcellers here with positive or negative experiences? What to do what to dont?
??how long would you have done in hindsight?
I told her I'm incel so she took the lead.
- What did you do?
- What was the pussy liek?
- Overall thoughts, was paid sex all that?
Condoms destroy the whole fun. That's why I'm not planning on doing it anytime soon again.I rather cope with something else. Would you do it again?
Yes it was awkward but she was a professional so she always stayed friendly and nice.How did she treat you and how did the react to the fact that you were a virgin? I guess it was pretty awkward.
I think it's possible if you have some open wounds on your penis or something.@SirIncel can't you get like an STI/STD from a blowjob too?
High iq follow up question.For how long?
How old was she..was is nice looking pussy?Yes it was awkward but she was a professional so she always stayed friendly and nice.
I think it's possible if you have some open wounds on your penis or something.
Yeah, I had that experience the first time I fucked an escort as well. It gets better once you get used to it. Getting off using your hips is completely different than using your hands and it takes some getting used to. I would recommend getting a realistic onahole and getting used to that, maybe even fucking it on your desk.I hired my first escort last year. I was a 36 yo virgin. I got a bj, vag & anal sex. I found it massively unimpressive - biggest let down ever. Kinda boring, in fact. It was a big blackpill.
I think the main problem was that the nerves in my cock have been destroyed by decades of death grip masturbation, so felt nothing. It felt like sticking my dick in a bucket of warm water.
I know that wasn't directed to me, but when I told an escort that I was a virgin, she just refused to believe me.How did she treat you and how did the react to the fact that you were a virgin? I guess it was pretty awkward.
Wow nice fat tits and good assI liked this one
Nice experience. I could do everthing with her.
She is so good at it felt like she was my GF.
I did it about a dozen times in 8 years. First time was bad, unenthusiastic agency girl. Then I saw an independent one twice and the second time was just awesome. Since then I've had one nice lay, and another OK one. And all the rest went from disappointing to downright awful.I never escortcelled myself but lately im thinking of taking that step...any escortcellers here with positive or negative experiences? What to do what to dont?
I got one too. One of the cheaper smaller one (100cm). And I would not recommend it. You don't realize how heavy these things are until you have to carry them around whenever you fancy a wank. I can't even imagine carrying a full size one. On top of that you got to lubricate them extensively and keep them clean. I've found the VR goggles and Fleshlight combo much more enjoyable.tbh I would get a sexdoll, cheaper in the longrun than an escortcel, and you can keep her as long as you want
Thank you, don’t mind if I do.Any more escortcellers here? @Jamiecel want to share your top stories?
This is such Tesla iq tbh.I said “I don’t want sex, can I poo on your face” she ended up agreeing to me pooing on her neck. Anyways I followed through, she laid down, I took a dump on her neck/chin then as I was getting out the squat I leant forward and wiped my bum on her boob. I got up and she said “disgusting” and left the room.
Great stories, thanks for sharing bruh!So, i've started consistently escortcelling a year ago. I'm sure i won't do that anymore (i had all the experiences i wanted to try), but i'll share my story with you:
After the third one i was like "meh, that's shit" and i've stopped doing it for a while.
- First experience at all was one of those shady chinese massage parlour. I had the curiosity since a long time before and, one day, i mustered my courage and entered. I was over excited and i've had only a hj that made me cum in like 10 seconds. She was ok for being a cheap chinese masseuse.
- Second experience, i went for a body massage with the same masseuse: i don't know if i'm thinking this because that was the first time, but as of today it was the best body massage i've got. She got naked and slipped on my body but she had a particular technique that i've never found again. I came without her even touchiny my penis.
- Third experience: very sad, another chinese massage parlor but the woman was old and stinky, she gave me a quick hj.
After some months i've seen a thai center on the road and it was intriguing because the place was bright and "elegant", so i've tried:
After this i moved up, trying with non-asian girls. Also, i was getting tired of this "massage" shtick so i've started to hire real escorts online.
- First one was with a really hot thai, slim and with a good body. Unluckily, she gave me just an hj but it was a far more better experience because she was really pretty. She let me suck on her tits and i could have gone for vagoo too, but, to my shock, she was really smelly under there so i didn't even come close to.
- Second one was with this fat girl, but i read on a review of the thai center that this one was really good with her mouth. She gave me a bj that was fucking good. I swear, i've received a lot of bj's after this one, still this fat thai is absolutely the best blowjob i've ever received. No teeth, superb tecnique. I came so hard in her mouth.
- Other experiences are forgettable, but i've met the fat girl some times because she was so fucking good with her mouth i loved it. It was cheap, too.
So... what can i say.
- The first one, to my luck, was the best in terms of looks. This fine 20 year old tall brunette with an amazing ass, small perky perfect tits and model face. Easily an 8 (i've talked about her on another thread). If i was a chad she would have been my favourite friend with benefits, i guess. She was the first one i've did everything with her. I even licked her pussy and asked her to teach me how she liked it and i've learned how to make her come (i know, it was probably fake but still, i had the impression she liked it, she got really wet). I got a kinda onetitis with her and i've come back to her at least 4 or 5 times (and as of now i still think to do it again sometimes).
- Others were mixed and forgettable experience, except for this one that was fucking cock hungry. She really liked to use her mouth and tongue and she fucking put her tongue in my asshole and practically devoured my cock. Awesome experience.
- I've tried with two girls once but it was less good than i've expected (and more expensive, too).
A lot of time, after i came, i felt kinda like shit. It really depends on the girl, if she makes you feel a normal person and not a "customer" you easily feel better.
To me, my favourite experience is and will ever be the one with the hot young brunette, because she was SO good looking and easy-going that, even if i paid her, after the sex i felt really great and happy. She was my best cope.
But after all of this i've decided to stop, because it's expensive, because i'm afraid of STD'S (unprotected blowjobs can lead to treatable illnesses, licking pussies is dangerous for hpv, kissing can lead to herpes, etc.) and because after a while it got kinda boring. Even with the best actress, you can tell they're doing it for the job.
I'd prefer to have it with an ugly girl that *wants* me, fucking her in a park or something. I want to get wild, these things bored me after a while.
You can't fight instincts. I'm glad i had those experiences and it is possible i will do again in the future (with the brunette).Stop wasting your money on females.
No idea what is it, in my country there is a specific website for "masseuses" (that do sex a lot of times, especially if you're polite and clean).Where do you find escorts now that backpage is gone?
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it can be..its what you make of it really. lots of happy people that dont have legs or whatever and being ugly is just a similar disability..yes copemax that is what stage i'm at currently!And fuck life must be hell. Copemaxx tbh.
Which foid had the nastiest pussy bro pls tell mei know if i was chad i would be pimping girls out and sending them over to fuck my incel friends for $$.
it can be..its what you make of it really. lots of happy people that dont have legs or whatever and being ugly is just a similar disability..yes copemax that is what stage i'm at currently!
ing general or nastiest ive seen? a bleeding pussy is very nasty and even the hottest foid has that a few days a month.. in general white girls seem to have the least amount of personal hygene. black girls have a naturally stronger scent that im not attracted to but actually seem cleaner than whites in general (hookers atleast)Which foid had the nastiest pussy bro pls tell me
in general white girls seem to have the least amount of personal hygene.
That's pretty hot though. Makes me want to break my nofapping streak of 15 daysi guess the weirdest one was a chinese chick who had massive beef curtains..it was fun though to play with them and stretch the flaps..but it didnt really gross me out.