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EthnicelNL

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I never escortcelled myself but lately im thinking of taking that step...any escortcellers here with positive or negative experiences? What to do what to dont?
 
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cmon guys im interested in this, bump
 
SirIncel

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I've escortcelled once. What do you want to know?
 
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It was great.
But not because it felt so great but because I was proud of me doing this step.
Was really nervous beforehand.
Afterwards I felt like a king when I walked through the streets.
 
SirIncel

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how long would you have done in hindsight?
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I meant I felt good for like 2 hours. But it was also good to have that virigin feeling out of the way. Takes a lot of pressure from your shoulder.

The 'date' lasted 1 hour.
  1. What did you do?
  2. What was the pussy liek?
  3. Overall thoughts, was paid sex all that?
I told her I'm incel so she took the lead.
We fucked doggy style and she sucked me off and I came in her mouth 2 times. That was great.
The fucking wasn't fun because I couldn't feel shit through the condom.
I rather cope with something else. Would you do it again?
Condoms destroy the whole fun. That's why I'm not planning on doing it anytime soon again.

I'd rather pay only for bj or some cuddling.
 
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How did she treat you and how did the react to the fact that you were a virgin? I guess it was pretty awkward.
 
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@SirIncel can't you get like an STI/STD from a blowjob too?
 
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How did she treat you and how did the react to the fact that you were a virgin? I guess it was pretty awkward.
Yes it was awkward but she was a professional so she always stayed friendly and nice.
@SirIncel can't you get like an STI/STD from a blowjob too?
I think it's possible if you have some open wounds on your penis or something.
 
EthnicelNL

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For how long?
High iq follow up question.

Any more escortcellers?
Yes it was awkward but she was a professional so she always stayed friendly and nice.


I think it's possible if you have some open wounds on your penis or something.
How old was she..was is nice looking pussy?
 
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I hired my first escort last year. I was a 36 yo virgin. I got a bj, vag & anal sex. I found it massively unimpressive - biggest let down ever. Kinda boring, in fact. It was a big blackpill.

I think the main problem was that the nerves in my cock have been destroyed by decades of death grip masturbation, so felt nothing. It felt like sticking my dick in a bucket of warm water.
 
EthnicelNL

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I hired my first escort last year. I was a 36 yo virgin. I got a bj, vag & anal sex. I found it massively unimpressive - biggest let down ever. Kinda boring, in fact. It was a big blackpill.
Anal without condom? Was she clean?
 
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tbh I would get a sexdoll, cheaper in the longrun than an escortcel, and you can keep her as long as you want
 
EthnicelNL

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tbh I would get a sexdoll, cheaper in the longrun than an escortcel, and you can keep her as long as you want
Yeah but u have to wash out the cum urself each time :feelsohh:
 
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Yeah but u have to wash out the cum urself each time :feelsohh:
tbh I would rather do that then fuck some used up pucci with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 semenz of other men:feelsautistic:
 
EthnicelNL

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tbh I would rather do that then fuck some used up pucci with 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 semenz of other men:feelsautistic:
High IQ point
 
EthnicelNL

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Anymore escortcelling stories?
 
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I hired my first escort last year. I was a 36 yo virgin. I got a bj, vag & anal sex. I found it massively unimpressive - biggest let down ever. Kinda boring, in fact. It was a big blackpill.

I think the main problem was that the nerves in my cock have been destroyed by decades of death grip masturbation, so felt nothing. It felt like sticking my dick in a bucket of warm water.
Yeah, I had that experience the first time I fucked an escort as well. It gets better once you get used to it. Getting off using your hips is completely different than using your hands and it takes some getting used to. I would recommend getting a realistic onahole and getting used to that, maybe even fucking it on your desk.

How did she treat you and how did the react to the fact that you were a virgin? I guess it was pretty awkward.
I know that wasn't directed to me, but when I told an escort that I was a virgin, she just refused to believe me.
 
imbored21

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caught oneitis. see her every 2 weeks for the last year. Still cant cum with a condom on. I think it's impossible.
 
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I had a dream today, but this doesn't counts as a story, i guess, lul.
 
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caught oneitis. see her every 2 weeks for the last year. Still can cum with a condom on. I think it's impossible.
Thats the one thing that makes me hesitant about escortcel
 
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I never escortcelled myself but lately im thinking of taking that step...any escortcellers here with positive or negative experiences? What to do what to dont?
I did it about a dozen times in 8 years. First time was bad, unenthusiastic agency girl. Then I saw an independent one twice and the second time was just awesome. Since then I've had one nice lay, and another OK one. And all the rest went from disappointing to downright awful.

My recommendations would be to avoid the cheaper ones, the agencies (most are modern slavers, and slaves are not enthusiastic), and the low density areas. Drive a few more miles to get more choice, you'll get better choice. Also know your limits and start slow. I went to an FKK in Germany once (I recommend if you're not too far), I thought I could fuck two girls in a row. But I'm not in that great a shape, so it's a no-no for me since then.

The best part is afterward you're not a virgin, and you realize it wasn't a big deal (I mean, assuming it is for you now). And if you like it that's another hobby you don't need friends or a girlfriend to enjoy, though it's a bit expensive.

As for the social awkwardness, nothing changes. A normie has intercourse 1000 to 2000 in his life on average. I'm already 36 and my counter is at less than 15. I know vaguely what sex is, but I have no clue what being in a relationship could be like (good or bad).

tbh I would get a sexdoll, cheaper in the longrun than an escortcel, and you can keep her as long as you want
I got one too. One of the cheaper smaller one (100cm). And I would not recommend it. You don't realize how heavy these things are until you have to carry them around whenever you fancy a wank. I can't even imagine carrying a full size one. On top of that you got to lubricate them extensively and keep them clean. I've found the VR goggles and Fleshlight combo much more enjoyable.
 
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Thats the one thing that makes me hesitant about escortcel
I have spent more than my yearly salary on her. She has me by the balls and im helpless to defend myself.
 
EthnicelNL

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Any more escortcellers here? @Jamiecel want to share your top stories? :feelsokman:
 
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Bump, just to help bring this thread back alive and hear more stories on whether escortcelling is worth it or not
 
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Any more escortcellers here? @Jamiecel want to share your top stories? :feelsokman:
Thank you, don’t mind if I do.

Ok so I’ve booked many escorts in my time, turned up and got scared and left. One I knocked on the door and then ran away.

Anyways, I have actually followed through with 2 appointments. I got the girls details on adultwork, phoned up and booked an hour WANTING SEX and to loose my virginity.

The first one when I turned up, she was fat and looked nothing like the photos, I should have walked away. I didn’t and I went in but asked for 15 minutes instead of an hour and just sat on the bed, talked to her and left. Buddy boyos she was ugly and fat no way was I having sex with her.

The second time, I turned up expecting a good looking girl and instead got a crack whore who looked completely drained, again nothing like the photos online. I asked to change to 15 minutes and paid £30. I don’t know how I got the guts to ask but I said “I don’t want sex, can I poo on your face” she ended up agreeing to me pooing on her neck. Anyways I followed through, she laid down, I took a dump on her neck/chin then as I was getting out the squat I leant forward and wiped my bum on her boob. I got up and she said “disgusting” and left the room. I’d already paid so I pulled my pants up and left. 2 escorts down and not even a kiss, just one human toilet experience. She probably would have let chad go in her mouth
 
EthnicelNL

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I said “I don’t want sex, can I poo on your face” she ended up agreeing to me pooing on her neck. Anyways I followed through, she laid down, I took a dump on her neck/chin then as I was getting out the squat I leant forward and wiped my bum on her boob. I got up and she said “disgusting” and left the room.
This is such Tesla iq tbh.

Like i said in chat...even i never get a foid...before i die i will shit on at least one stupid whores face and all the balance in the universe will be restored for me :feelsthink:
 
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I'll probably fuck my first whore this year too
 
EthnicelNL

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I'll probably fuck my first whore this year too
Good luck bro..make sure you read review online before going. Never trust only the picture and description :feelskek:
 
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So, i've started consistently escortcelling a year ago. I'm sure i won't do that anymore (i had all the experiences i wanted to try), but i'll share my story with you:

  • First experience at all was one of those shady chinese massage parlour. I had the curiosity since a long time before and, one day, i mustered my courage and entered. I was over excited and i've had only a hj that made me cum in like 10 seconds. She was ok for being a cheap chinese masseuse.
  • Second experience, i went for a body massage with the same masseuse: i don't know if i'm thinking this because that was the first time, but as of today it was the best body massage i've got. She got naked and slipped on my body but she had a particular technique that i've never found again. I came without her even touchiny my penis.
  • Third experience: very sad, another chinese massage parlor but the woman was old and stinky, she gave me a quick hj.
After the third one i was like "meh, that's shit" and i've stopped doing it for a while.

After some months i've seen a thai center on the road and it was intriguing because the place was bright and "elegant", so i've tried:

  • First one was with a really hot thai, slim and with a good body. Unluckily, she gave me just an hj but it was a far more better experience because she was really pretty. She let me suck on her tits and i could have gone for vagoo too, but, to my shock, she was really smelly under there so i didn't even come close to.
  • Second one was with this fat girl, but i read on a review of the thai center that this one was really good with her mouth. She gave me a bj that was fucking good. I swear, i've received a lot of bj's after this one, still this fat thai is absolutely the best blowjob i've ever received. No teeth, superb tecnique. I came so hard in her mouth.
  • Other experiences are forgettable, but i've met the fat girl some times because she was so fucking good with her mouth i loved it. It was cheap, too.
After this i moved up, trying with non-asian girls. Also, i was getting tired of this "massage" shtick so i've started to hire real escorts online.

  • The first one, to my luck, was the best in terms of looks. This fine 20 year old tall brunette with an amazing ass, small perky perfect tits and model face. Easily an 8 (i've talked about her on another thread). If i was a chad she would have been my favourite friend with benefits, i guess. She was the first one i've did everything with her. I even licked her pussy and asked her to teach me how she liked it and i've learned how to make her come (i know, it was probably fake but still, i had the impression she liked it, she got really wet). I got a kinda onetitis with her and i've come back to her at least 4 or 5 times (and as of now i still think to do it again sometimes).
  • Others were mixed and forgettable experience, except for this one that was fucking cock hungry. She really liked to use her mouth and tongue and she fucking put her tongue in my asshole and practically devoured my cock. Awesome experience.
  • I've tried with two girls once but it was less good than i've expected (and more expensive, too).
So... what can i say.

A lot of time, after i came, i felt kinda like shit. It really depends on the girl, if she makes you feel a normal person and not a "customer" you easily feel better.

To me, my favourite experience is and will ever be the one with the hot young brunette, because she was SO good looking and easy-going that, even if i paid her, after the sex i felt really great and happy. She was my best cope.

But after all of this i've decided to stop, because it's expensive, because i'm afraid of STD'S (unprotected blowjobs can lead to treatable illnesses, licking pussies is dangerous for hpv, kissing can lead to herpes, etc.) and because after a while it got kinda boring. Even with the best actress, you can tell they're doing it for the job.

I'd prefer to have it with an ugly girl that *wants* me, fucking her in a park or something. I want to get wild, these things bored me after a while.
 
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Where do you find escorts now that backpage is gone?
 
EthnicelNL

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So, i've started consistently escortcelling a year ago. I'm sure i won't do that anymore (i had all the experiences i wanted to try), but i'll share my story with you:

  • First experience at all was one of those shady chinese massage parlour. I had the curiosity since a long time before and, one day, i mustered my courage and entered. I was over excited and i've had only a hj that made me cum in like 10 seconds. She was ok for being a cheap chinese masseuse.
  • Second experience, i went for a body massage with the same masseuse: i don't know if i'm thinking this because that was the first time, but as of today it was the best body massage i've got. She got naked and slipped on my body but she had a particular technique that i've never found again. I came without her even touchiny my penis.
  • Third experience: very sad, another chinese massage parlor but the woman was old and stinky, she gave me a quick hj.
After the third one i was like "meh, that's shit" and i've stopped doing it for a while.

After some months i've seen a thai center on the road and it was intriguing because the place was bright and "elegant", so i've tried:

  • First one was with a really hot thai, slim and with a good body. Unluckily, she gave me just an hj but it was a far more better experience because she was really pretty. She let me suck on her tits and i could have gone for vagoo too, but, to my shock, she was really smelly under there so i didn't even come close to.
  • Second one was with this fat girl, but i read on a review of the thai center that this one was really good with her mouth. She gave me a bj that was fucking good. I swear, i've received a lot of bj's after this one, still this fat thai is absolutely the best blowjob i've ever received. No teeth, superb tecnique. I came so hard in her mouth.
  • Other experiences are forgettable, but i've met the fat girl some times because she was so fucking good with her mouth i loved it. It was cheap, too.
After this i moved up, trying with non-asian girls. Also, i was getting tired of this "massage" shtick so i've started to hire real escorts online.

  • The first one, to my luck, was the best in terms of looks. This fine 20 year old tall brunette with an amazing ass, small perky perfect tits and model face. Easily an 8 (i've talked about her on another thread). If i was a chad she would have been my favourite friend with benefits, i guess. She was the first one i've did everything with her. I even licked her pussy and asked her to teach me how she liked it and i've learned how to make her come (i know, it was probably fake but still, i had the impression she liked it, she got really wet). I got a kinda onetitis with her and i've come back to her at least 4 or 5 times (and as of now i still think to do it again sometimes).
  • Others were mixed and forgettable experience, except for this one that was fucking cock hungry. She really liked to use her mouth and tongue and she fucking put her tongue in my asshole and practically devoured my cock. Awesome experience.
  • I've tried with two girls once but it was less good than i've expected (and more expensive, too).
So... what can i say.

A lot of time, after i came, i felt kinda like shit. It really depends on the girl, if she makes you feel a normal person and not a "customer" you easily feel better.

To me, my favourite experience is and will ever be the one with the hot young brunette, because she was SO good looking and easy-going that, even if i paid her, after the sex i felt really great and happy. She was my best cope.

But after all of this i've decided to stop, because it's expensive, because i'm afraid of STD'S (unprotected blowjobs can lead to treatable illnesses, licking pussies is dangerous for hpv, kissing can lead to herpes, etc.) and because after a while it got kinda boring. Even with the best actress, you can tell they're doing it for the job.

I'd prefer to have it with an ugly girl that *wants* me, fucking her in a park or something. I want to get wild, these things bored me after a while.
Great stories, thanks for sharing bruh!
 
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Stop wasting your money on females.
 
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Stop wasting your money on females.
You can't fight instincts. I'm glad i had those experiences and it is possible i will do again in the future (with the brunette).

The only thing i can recommend is trying to find young and hot girls, they WILL make you feel better. Don't go for "whores", being them old or not so good looking.
Where do you find escorts now that backpage is gone?
No idea what is it, in my country there is a specific website for "masseuses" (that do sex a lot of times, especially if you're polite and clean).
 
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Been escortcelling for a about a year in the balkan area. I used Seeking Arrangement to get girls. I mostly went for girls 18-20, average spent $300 for 3-4 hours of time spent with her in a hotel room. It was a good cope since these girls weren't professional whores yet and you could really tell that.
Never used a condom, and never had any problems. Girls were all super nice and a bit shy at first. A great cope if you ask me.
Where do you find escorts now that backpage is gone?
Seeking Arrangement
 
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I had nothing but terrible, borderline traumatic, experiences with escorts. I went in hopes of improving my self-confidence and left feeling even worse about myself. They couldn't even contain their disgust for me. They treated me with complete disdain, even after I paid them hundreds of dollars, and even after I tipped them. That coupled with having to wear condoms killed the mood for me. Now I just stick to my lovedolls and hope to god technology progresses at a rapid rate. I am so finished with women.
 
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this seems like a bragging thread but its always amusing to observe the experiences of escortcels. :feelsokman:
 
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had a genital herpes scare from one. haven't done it since.
 
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this seems like a bragging thread but its always amusing to observe the experiences of escortcels. :feelsokman:
bragging about paying women for something they are happy to give freely to chad? OK
 
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Kek where did all these no avis come from?
 
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never gonna pay a women for intimacy, whores should all go broke and homeless or work like a man.
 
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1st time too nervous to get it up..spent the time fingering her and in her words "giving her an exam"

most are shitty experiences but a few were lots of fun..

i understand those that say its a waste of money because it is..but whatever only live once and i like to fuck and my ugly ass isnt getting any otherwise. im so ugly that hypergamy doesnt matter to me because i wouldnt be having sex today or in the past. I should be getting mental health disability for my ugliness to pay these whores.

I guess i'm past the angry bitter stage and just want to cope and seeing hookers is one of those copes. hmmm im bored today i think i will see what flavor meat hole i can come up with

I think mexican girls make the best whores..they have great pussies and are usually sweet and treat you nice.
 
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I think mexican girls make the best whores..they have great pussies and are usually sweet and treat you nice.
This is very useful. Thanks br0. And fuck life must be hell. Copemaxx tbh.
 
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i know if i was chad i would be pimping girls out and sending them over to fuck my incel friends for $$.


And fuck life must be hell. Copemaxx tbh.
it can be..its what you make of it really. lots of happy people that dont have legs or whatever and being ugly is just a similar disability..yes copemax that is what stage i'm at currently!
 
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i know if i was chad i would be pimping girls out and sending them over to fuck my incel friends for $$.




it can be..its what you make of it really. lots of happy people that dont have legs or whatever and being ugly is just a similar disability..yes copemax that is what stage i'm at currently!
Which foid had the nastiest pussy bro pls tell me :feelsohh:
 
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Which foid had the nastiest pussy bro pls tell me :feelsohh:
ing general or nastiest ive seen? a bleeding pussy is very nasty and even the hottest foid has that a few days a month.. in general white girls seem to have the least amount of personal hygene. black girls have a naturally stronger scent that im not attracted to but actually seem cleaner than whites in general (hookers atleast)

i guess the weirdest one was a chinese chick who had massive beef curtains..it was fun though to play with them and stretch the flaps..but it didnt really gross me out.

most experiences are rather bland and not especially good or bad.
 
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in general white girls seem to have the least amount of personal hygene.
:feelshaha:
i guess the weirdest one was a chinese chick who had massive beef curtains..it was fun though to play with them and stretch the flaps..but it didnt really gross me out.
That's pretty hot though. Makes me want to break my nofapping streak of 15 days :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelswhat:
 
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