Serious Escortcels get in here quick please!

[Deleted member 11159]

I'm looking at escorts and once again i'm shaking like a fucking retard at the idea of having sex with a real life femoid.
I already failed twice but the third time's a charm after all.

I'm sick of my virginity. I want to be able to say I have had sex in the past, even if I had to pay for it.

This will cost me roughly 170 pounds (202 euro, 224 US dollars) for an hour and it will mean that I probably won't be able to go abroad with my "friends" this year which I think would ultimately be a blueballing experience anyway and it would have a terrible effect on my mental health seeing them bringing girls back.
I don't think the 0.00000000000000001% chance of ascending is worth it.

So what do you guys think? Is putting my peen inside a vagin worth it?
I have been deteriorating a lot lately, I can barely get out of bed. I think the dopamine boost from sex would make me much more motivated but i'm not sure.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Your escort thread are always so brutal

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I could get a prostitute for a price 4 times lower. UK is a joke. Don't do it though. It will probably be a suicide inducing experience.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Your escort thread are always so brutal

It's brutal seeing all the low inhib slayers that have no problems simply walking over to a femoid's apartment and talking to her, let alone fucking her.
I legit tried twice to go to one and I failed. I'm too fucking incompetent to meet an escort. It's so fucking over jfl

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Go for a cheap whore to suck you off and then go with your friends,why not both

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I could get a prostitute for a price 4 times lower. UK is a joke. Don't do it though. It will probably be a suicide inducing experience.

I went to Slavland 3 years ago when I was 17 but I didn't go because I was afraid i'd get rejected. To they want you to prove your age there?

Go for a cheap whore to suck you off and then go with your friends,why not both

I'm a poorcel NEET.

 

[Angry_runt]

I wouldn't. Obviously sex isn't a life changing experience (judging by the fact that most people have had sex and I don't see them floating on air) and I'd imagine sex for money is even less so.

 

[WawelDragon1683]

To they want you to prove your age there?

I doubt it. The age of consent is 15 here so not like it matters.

 

[BigHeadCel]

I'm from UK , fucked an escort for £30 , don't waste so much money In

 

[Atavistic Autist]

I'm escortcelling this spring/summer, but it'll be combined with rough, vagabond travelling to ensure that the experience is indeed memorable and rewarding.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I doubt it. The age of consent is 15 here so not like it matters.

I actually tried to find if the age of consent is the same for fucking prostitutes but couldn't find anything jfl. I doubt a whore would risk getting jailed for fucking a 15 year old client tbqh.

I'm from UK , fucked an escort for £30 , don't waste so much money In

Nigga how? Wtf. Was she hot? How long?

 

[NEETFREAK]

I'm looking at escorts and once again i'm shaking like a fucking retard at the idea of having sex with a real life femoid.
I already failed twice but the third time's a charm after all.

I'm sick of my virginity. I want to be able to say I have had sex in the past, even if I had to pay for it.

This will cost me roughly 170 pounds (202 euro, 224 US dollars) and it will mean that I probably won't be able to go abroad with my "friends" this year which I think would ultimately be a blueballing experience anyway and it would have a terrible effect on my mental health seeing them bringing girls back.
I don't think the 0.00000000000000001% chance of ascending is worth it.

So what do you guys think? Is putting my peen inside a vagin worth it?
I have been deteriorating a lot lately, I can barely get out of bed. I think the dopamine boost from sex would make me much more motivated but i'm not sure.

It’s worth it only if the whore looks like exactly what you like. You will regret it if you’re only semi attracted

 

[BigHeadCel]

It wasn't a great experience but it felt nice not to be a virgin

I actually tried to find if the age of consent is the same for fucking prostitutes but couldn't find anything jfl. I doubt a whore would risk getting jailed for fucking a 15 year old client tbqh.


Nigga how? Wtf. Was she hot? How long?

On vivastreet website , 15 minutes with these girls is usually 30-45 . They are generally pretty hot and young , Romanian women and the like

 

[Deleted member 1983]

I could get a prostitute for a price 4 times lower. UK is a joke. Don't do it though. It will probably be a suicide inducing experience.

uk cunts have massive egos

 

[Deleted member 11159]

It wasn't a great experience but it felt nice not to be a virgin

On vivastreet website , 15 minutes with these girls is usually 30-45 . They are generally pretty hot and young , Romanian women and the like

First time seeing that website. Thanks bro. Why do these whores never show their vagins? It's always tits and ass but no vagin

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

On vivastreet website , 15 minutes with these girls is usually 30-45 . They are generally pretty hot and young , Romanian women and the like

Aren't these kind of foids absolutely disgusting and used?

 

[Atavistic Autist]

First time seeing that website. Thanks bro. Why do these whores never show their vagins? It's always tits and ass but no vagin

Foids have a shame complex associated with their vagina.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

why is it so expensive, did you find one that isn't an old tatted whore? watch out for fake pics jfl

 

[BigHeadCel]

First time seeing that website. Thanks bro. Why do these whores never show their vagins? It's always tits and ass but no vagin

think it's just website policy, I never had problems

 

[WawelDragon1683]

I actually tried to find if the age of consent is the same for fucking prostitutes but couldn't find anything jfl. I doubt a whore would risk getting jailed for fucking a 15 year old client tbqh.

Prostitution is legal and the age of consent is 15. There is no risk. Why wouldn't they do it? Unless they are moralfags. I doubt it though.

 

[NEETFREAK]

It wasn't a great experience but it felt nice not to be a virgin

On vivastreet website , 15 minutes with these girls is usually 30-45 . They are generally pretty hot and young , Romanian women and the like

Damn what country

 

[BigHeadCel]

Aren't these kind of foids absolutely disgusting and used?

some were pretty tight tbh, facially . But you have to beware of fake pictures attractive to , one was legit 9/10

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

OP is a cuck

 

[Deleted member 11159]

OP is a cuck

WHy?

 

[WawelDragon1683]

First time seeing that website. Thanks bro. Why do these whores never show their vagins? It's always tits and ass but no vagin

Because it looks like this.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[BigHeadCel]

Damn what country

England, good place for relatively cheap escorts ngl

 

[Atavistic Autist]

Because it looks like this.

Spoiler: NSFW

View attachment 196492

 

[Uglyme]

Why do you want to fuck a piece of meat that was filled with 100 men's cum before you, and you have to PAY for it?

 

[Deleted member 20536]

I wish i lost It with someone that wanted me, but that wasnt going to happen anytime soon

 

[Deleted member 19858]

Because it looks like this.

Spoiler: NSFW

View attachment 196492

 

[Irredeemable]

Why do you want to fuck a piece of meat that was filled with 100 men's cum before you, and you have to PAY for it?

The exact same thing could be said about non-escorts. (lol)

 

[Spioenkop1]

Just do it. For me the 1st time can be described as a big relief.

 

[BigHeadCel]

The exact same thing could be said about non-escorts. (lol)

This , you will have to spend more than £30 dating a woman without a guarantee of sex

 

[Spioenkop1]

The exact same thing could be said about non-escorts. (lol)

Lol the only difference nowadays between a hooker and many normal women is that the one fucks for money and the other ones are collecting attractive men. Escortcelling is the only thing which kinda puts the man in the position of a woman, meaning we choose our partner.

 

[PPEcel]

When I lost my virginity, the sex was awkward. There were some moments that felt...weirdly scripted. But then every now and then I felt this surge of enjoyment. Those kept me going for the whole 2-hour session.

Afterwards I felt like shit. I felt guilty. I felt like it was the ultimate confirmation that I was subhuman. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I was in Canary Wharf. It was a weekday in the afternoon and everyone else around me was a banker in a suit, but I was a drunk 18-year-old who looked lost and distraught.

I Ubered the hell out of there, went to a nice restaurant, and drank more wine than I should've. Then I went home and vomited.

 

[Spioenkop1]

First time seeing that website. Thanks bro. Why do these whores never show their vagins? It's always tits and ass but no vagin

I would take my time to find a girl you are really attracted to though. This time YOU choose. I think also up to 80£ for 30 minutes is fine if the service is good.

 

[Irredeemable]

When I lost my virginity, the sex was awkward. There were some moments that felt...weirdly scripted. But then every now and then I felt this surge of enjoyment. Those kept me going for the whole 2-hour session.

Afterwards I felt like shit. I felt guilty. I felt like it was the ultimate confirmation that I was subhuman. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I was in Canary Wharf. It was a weekday in the afternoon and everyone else around me was a banker in a suit, but I was a drunk 18-year-old who looked lost and distraught.

I Ubered the hell out of there, went to a nice restaurant, and drank more wine than I should've. Then I went home and vomited.

Who will play you in the inevitable biopic?

 

[Spioenkop1]

When I lost my virginity, the sex was awkward. There were some moments that felt...weirdly scripted. But then every now and then I felt this surge of enjoyment. Those kept me going for the whole 2-hour session.

Afterwards I felt like shit. I felt guilty. I felt like it was the ultimate confirmation that I was subhuman. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I was in Canary Wharf. It was a weekday in the afternoon and everyone else around me was a banker in a suit, but I was a drunk 18-year-old who looked lost and distraught.

I Ubered the hell out of there, went to a nice restaurant, and drank more wine than I should've. Then I went home and vomited.

Honestly I think 18 is way too young to go to a hooker. You dont make your own money and most importantly it’s not yet set that you are really an incel. Losing your virginity to a foid who loves you beats everything. I just went to hooker when I was 24 and thus things didn’t matter anymore.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

WHy?

Paying 200 dollars for sex

 

[Deleted member 11159]

When I lost my virginity, the sex was awkward. There were some moments that felt...weirdly scripted. But then every now and then I felt this surge of enjoyment. Those kept me going for the whole 2-hour session.

Afterwards I felt like shit. I felt guilty. I felt like it was the ultimate confirmation that I was subhuman. I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I was in Canary Wharf. It was a weekday in the afternoon and everyone else around me was a banker in a suit, but I was a drunk 18-year-old who looked lost and distraught.

I Ubered the hell out of there, went to a nice restaurant, and drank more wine than I should've. Then I went home and vomited.

Did she make it awkward? Was she nice to you?

 

[PPEcel]

Honestly I think 18 is way too young to go to a hooker. You dont make your own money and most importantly it’s not yet set that you are really an incel. Losing your virginity to a foid who loves you beats everything. I just went to hooker when I was 24 and thus things didn’t matter anymore.

I was sure that I was an incel. I still am. My parents gave me a shit ton of money when I started uni. They don't realize I spent half of it on drinking and escorts. I'm trying to live a slightly healthier lifestyle now. I still drink and visit escorts, but far less often. I feel like a shit person and I will always feel this way. I have accepted my fate.

It's too late. I'm not Chad. No foid would ever love me, JFL.

 

[Blackpill Rage]

You'll feel like shit but it's the only way an incel is getting laid. Seriously how else are incels suppose to get sex?

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I was sure that I was an incel. I still am. My parents gave me a shit ton of money when I started uni. They don't realize I spent half of it on drinking and escorts. I'm trying to live a slightly healthier lifestyle now. I still drink and visit escorts, but far less often. I feel like a shit person and I will always feel this way. I have accepted my fate.

It's too late. I'm not Chad. No foid would ever love me, JFL.

What were the easiest positions as a virgin?

 

[PPEcel]

Did she make it awkward? Was she nice to you?

She was nice. I made it awkward.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

She was nice. I made it awkward.

Could you describe in what way so I can avoid it? What were your favorite positions?

 

[EyesAreSoCold]

I'm looking at escorts and once again i'm shaking like a fucking retard at the idea of having sex with a real life femoid.
I already failed twice but the third time's a charm after all.

I'm sick of my virginity. I want to be able to say I have had sex in the past, even if I had to pay for it.

This will cost me roughly 170 pounds (202 euro, 224 US dollars) for an hour and it will mean that I probably won't be able to go abroad with my "friends" this year which I think would ultimately be a blueballing experience anyway and it would have a terrible effect on my mental health seeing them bringing girls back.
I don't think the 0.00000000000000001% chance of ascending is worth it.

So what do you guys think? Is putting my peen inside a vagin worth it?
I have been deteriorating a lot lately, I can barely get out of bed. I think the dopamine boost from sex would make me much more motivated but i'm not sure.

I don't regret it. After having read some stories here about hookers I think I got lucky because she was young, good looking, and very good at it. I wouldn't have bought sex if it wasn't a girl that I found very attractive. But it wasn't really a good experience for me because I wasn't able to coom.

I would say do it if you are horny and really want to have sex, not just because you want to lose your virginity.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

I don't regret it. After having read some stories here about hookers I think I got lucky because she was young, good looking, and very good at it. I wouldn't have bought sex if it wasn't a girl that I found very attractive. But it wasn't really a good experience for me because I wasn't able to get coom.

I think my problem would be that I would coom as soon as she opens the door to let me in.

 

[PPEcel]

What were the easiest positions as a virgin?

I like cowgirl because she did all the work. You have to angle your body occasionally so you feel comfortable. Doggy isn't too bad either, except that one escort I tried was this 6ft blonde with longer legs, so that was difficult, I had to prop myself up with a pillow.

Missionary felt horrible because I was on top of the foid and I kept being reminded of how physically weak and subhuman I must look from her perspective. Actually, even now, every time I try missionary, my penis just stops functioning.

I think my problem would be that I would coom as soon as she opens the door to let me in.

No, that wouldn't happen. Trust me, anxiety kills a boner really quickly.

Now, there's a chance you'll coom the moment you touch her, or smell her, et cetera.

Could you describe in what way so I can avoid it? What were your favorite positions?

You can't avoid it. There's always going to be a certain element of awkwardness when you have sex with someone you don't have a connection to.

If you are a subhuman male like I am, this is the best you're ever going to experience. It's still better than nothing though.

 

[NEETFREAK]

England, good place for relatively cheap escorts ngl

WHYs the website in a foreign language I can’t read that shit jfl

 

[presidencel]

I couldnt get hard becasue she was a ugly whore