LifeFuel Escortcels: if she offers you a full session for free, you got it

[Uglyme]

Let's say you've been escortcelling this girl for years and she says "whatever, I'll give you half hour free, I like you" you got it. You're not an incel anymore. You got sex for free. So if that happened to you, say good bye to your inceldom. Actually, that makes me think that maybe many of you who visit whores have been offered free quickies, so why the hell you're still calling yourself incels? GTFO!

 

[SUFFARI]

In the long-run, this scenario would legit make my life more shit ngl

 

[crestfallencel]

ascension by technicality

 

[Irredeemable]

When has that ever happened?

 

[WhorfianCel]

Happened in someone larp, but if it did happen irl it is definitely just to manipulate the man into thinking he is actually valued, just to come back for more. It's no more than a business trick, though you are no longer an incel via technicality may be true.

 

[COPE GmbH]

When has that ever happened?

 

[radishman]

Is it free if you have to invest thousands to get it since you were likely overpaying in the first place? And after your "free" one if you have to keep paying are you not still incel?

 

[Ecstasy]

I would agree that this won't make you an incel anymore.
Considered that she really does it beacuse she likes you somehow.

But yet, you still have to live with being an ugly subhuman

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

An escort would never actually do that unless you're super attractive, and even then most escorts are damaged and can only see interpersonal relationships in terms of monetary benefit.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Let's say you've been escortcelling this girl for years and she says "whatever, I'll give you half hour free, I like you" you got it. You're not an incel anymore. You got sex for free. So if that happened to you, say good bye to your inceldom. Actually, that makes me think that maybe many of you who visit whores have been offered free quickies, so why the hell you're still calling yourself incels? GTFO!

This will never happen

You should visit the forums where escorts post, they literally hate all of their sub8 clients, unless you rapemax or hold a female hostage no incel is having free sex

 

[Deleted member 26010]

Is it free if you have to invest thousands to get it since you were likely overpaying in the first place? And after your "free" one if you have to keep paying are you not still incel?

 

[Deleted member 23981]

Happened in someone larp, but if it did happen irl it is definitely just to manipulate the man into thinking he is actually valued, just to come back for more. It's no more than a business trick, though you are no longer an incel via technicality may be true.

it's probably to keep you as an long time customer, probably most of you guys could get laid in SEA or indonesia but that still makes u incel

 

[Awoo]

whores don't give out freebies

 

[latin_elioth]

Is it free if you have to invest thousands to get it since you were likely overpaying in the first place? And after your "free" one if you have to keep paying are you not still incel?

Are loyalty cards considered free?

Free? Ive been scortmaxxing for a while. I got a discount with one chick. But after many full price encounters, and because this chick was with an agency and decided to go freelancer with me. She decided to give me a discount. After long term with a hooker if she see your constant she may give you a discount (even free) just if you keep calling her (to keep you in the hook) now tell me.

How this arrangement are compared with Chad experience?? Is just bussines, economics. Trust me whores are good at that.

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

As someone who's escortcelled a few times I've always gotten expressions of disgust from the whores. The "good" ones at least try to hide it, the bad ones don't even try. Discounts? Forget about it. For free? Unthinkable.

If a whore has given you a session for free, technically you're not incel anymore, and if you're lucky (AKA good-looking) enough for that to happen to you, you should keep your mouth shut about it, otherwise it would violate the no-bragging rule.

 

[Ellsworth]

I wouldn’t personally count this as ascension.

 

[Emba]

They say the first hit of crack or heroin is free!

Maybe it's like them buy 9 and get the 10th one free!

 

[latin_elioth]

They say the first hit of crack or heroin is free!

Maybe it's like them buy 9 and get the 10th one free!

Exactly. Loyalty cards doesn't count as ascention

 

[Deleted member 17997]

ascension by technicality

 

[Deleted member 25467]

An escort would never actually do that unless you're super attractive, and even then most escorts are damaged and can only see interpersonal relationships in terms of monetary benefit.

I have a friend who's 6ft and above average looking. He said he got called by two hookers and he had a threesome for free. Hes half black and told me he has a 8 incher. I think you need to be attractive and have a big cock for them to want to give you a freebie.

 

[ionlycopenow]

I've never escort celled but I would not call that ascending at all

 

[sub8male]

@PPEcel @Legendarywristcel Has this happened to you?

 

[Kurt Gödel]

I wouldn’t personally count this as ascension.

 

[Emba]

Exactly. Loyalty cards doesn't count as ascention

Yeah! That's the correct word for it! Tks. Lol...

"See you next payday..."

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

This will never happen

You should visit the forums where escorts post, they literally hate all of their sub8 clients, unless you rapemax or hold a female hostage no incel is having free sex

Damn , had like three months without seeing you

 

[Opus132]

If she offers it for free you are the type of guy who shouldn't need an escort.

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

Let's say you've been escortcelling this girl for years and she says "whatever, I'll give you half hour free, I like you" you got it.
You're not an incel anymore.

Bullshit. Cope.

She will go back to charging you for sessions. Freebies would just be to keep you guessing.

"Buy two get one free" is never a free lunch, the averaged reality is that it's just lunches that cost ⅔ as much.

You'd need to be getting consecutive freebies for a decent amount of time before I would begin to reframe that as not being just a strategy to keep you as a future customer.

 

[Uglyme]

To all of you who replied: yes, you're right, maybe it's not ascension. However, I still think if you escortcel got something like that from an escort, you probably have something that most of us don't, maybe you're not as subhuman.

 

[Deleted member 24256]

ascension by technicality

 

[PPEcel]

Let's say you've been escortcelling this girl for years and she says "whatever, I'll give you half hour free, I like you" you got it. You're not an incel anymore. You got sex for free. So if that happened to you, say good bye to your inceldom. Actually, that makes me think that maybe many of you who visit whores have been offered free quickies, so why the hell you're still calling yourself incels? GTFO!

The first time I ever flew first class internationally, it cost me the equivalent of roughly $30 USD and a shitload of frequent flyer miles that were about to expire. It was a huge step up from business class and back then I thought I had hit the jackpot by getting it for close to nothing. But I didn't, of course. I earned those miles by flying with that airline and its partners. The cost of that first class ticket was folded incrementally into every single ticket I bought over the years.

Businesses like regulars. It's why coffee shops give you a little card and offer you a free coffee after you receive ten stamps. It's why restaurant servers and hotel managers keep tabs on the preferences of their highest-spending customers. It's why credit cards offer all sorts of promotions offering cashback (with a minimum spend, of course) or rewards points. It's why airline groups and hotel chains and department stores run complicated loyalty programs, offering little perks like lounge access or suite upgrades or personal shopping. You didn't get them for free, you got a discount that was conditional on prior spending. These businesses would love for you to think that you got a freebie out of their generosity, of course; chances are, your future spending will more than offset the expenses they had to incur to offer you a small discount.

When an escort offers her regular client an extra half hour for free, it is her way of saying "You are a valued client and here is a small discount." Believe it or not, escorts like regulars, just like any other business; on any given day they would rather see a regular over a new (and potentially dangerous) client. But you are not her friend, you are not her partner, you are not her casual fuck buddy. It is purely a commercial transaction. I've said this before and I will say it again: any retard who falls in love with a whore, or worse, thinks a whore is in love with him, is delusional and will easily be swindled out of his life savings. Just see how much she loves you when you lose your job and go bankrupt.

This isn't "ascension".

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

ascension by technicality

All sex is ascension, even if it's with an escortcel.

Even if it wasn't an escort she's still after something other than your cock, so thinking you can separate non-transactional sex is cope.

 

[PPEcel]

@PPEcel @Legendarywristcel Has this happened to you?

Not really. The best I've gotten is spending three hours despite only paying for two. That and she drove me to the airport in her Maserati.

 

[based_meme]

Is it free if you have to invest thousands to get it since you were likely overpaying in the first place? And after your "free" one if you have to keep paying are you not still incel?

"But wait! If you order in the next five minutes, we'll throw in an extra ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

Meanwhile, you're still getting ripped off of they add in two more if the same product.

 

[latin_elioth]

Not really. The best I've gotten is spending three hours despite only paying for two. That and she drove me to the airport in her Maserati.

Bro are you a RichCel??

 

[Words2_live_bye]

ascension by technicality

This will never happen for an incel though
at best, you'd need to be a 5 or 6/10 minimum for this to happen to you

 

[PPEcel]

"But wait! If you order in the next five minutes, we'll throw in an extra ABSOLUTELY FREE!"

Meanwhile, you're still getting ripped off of they add in two more of the same product.

Is it free if you have to invest thousands to get it since you were likely overpaying in the first place? And after your "free" one if you have to keep paying are you not still incel?

Exactly, someone else gets it.

Unless the escort stops charging you completely -- which would be extremely unusual -- it isn't ascension.

This will never happen

You should visit the forums where escorts post, they literally hate all of their sub8 clients, unless you rapemax or hold a female hostage no incel is having free sex

Have you checked out SAAFE? It's actually hilarious to read.

 

[Deleted member 21219]

@PPEcel @Legendarywristcel Has this happened to you?

No. The closest i got to this was a hooker foid once blew me and i came in her mouth. Then at the end, instead of demanding Rs X, she said give me whatever you choose.

 

[sub8male]

No. The closest i got to this was a hooker foid once blew me and i came in her mouth. Then at the end, instead of demanding Rs X, she said give me whatever you choose.

how old are the currywhores you escortcel with?

 

[KingChemist]

Let's say you've been escortcelling this girl for years and she says "whatever, I'll give you half hour free, I like you" you got it. You're not an incel anymore. You got sex for free. So if that happened to you, say good bye to your inceldom. Actually, that makes me think that maybe many of you who visit whores have been offered free quickies, so why the hell you're still calling yourself incels? GTFO!

Buddy you do realize that is a scheme to get you coming back more frequently right? Drug dealers give their clients a free sample before getting them hooked on the drug so they come to them for the rest of their life and potentially deplete thousands of dollars. Same applies here. It's a marketing mind game. I am surprised you did not see this...

 

[Deleted member 21219]

how old are the currywhores you escortcel with?

Early twenties usually.

 

[latin_elioth]

No. The closest i got to this was a hooker foid once blew me and i came in her mouth. Then at the end, instead of demanding Rs X, she said give me whatever you choose.

This made me laugh. Never done that before without asking for permission

 

[sub8male]

Exactly, someone else gets it.

Unless the escort stops charging you completely -- which would be extremely unusual -- it isn't ascension.


Have you checked out SAAFE? It's actually hilarious to read.

It explains why I hate foids tbhngl. How much are escorts in the UK?

 

[The Abyss]

Being with someone for 30 minutes of sex that is exchanging it for money aka a business transaction that might get a discount at some point, can that be compared to a 1 on 1 ltr full of emotional connection & shared experiences, raising children together. The hooker thing carries no path of progression or deeper meaning than cumming.

 

[Deleted member 25223]

Do you actually believe that prostitutes give out free sex to non-chads? jfl

 

[thePhantom]

I had this happen to me once in SEA, albeit with just a handjob/kisses. It was just before I was traveling back home, so it seems less likely it was about securing me as a future customer. I had tipped generously the day before, so I think it was a "thank you" for that.

One has to keep in mind that actual whores will sleep with ugly men on a daily basis, so it probably desensitizes them to the disgust all females are programmed to feel. So it might be no bigger deal than if your baker gives you an extra bun for free. Of course this only goes so far and in the majority of cases they will still be disgusted, but finding those few nuggets is what makes me recommend escortceling.