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Escortcels, was it worth it?

StSausageCel

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I'm seriously considering saving up money to go see an escort as I recently turned 18.

However, I'm extremely paranoid. Im afraid I'll get kidnapped or murdered when I go to see them at their accomodation. Plus, some of their prices are extremely high.
 
Been asked a billion times, and no it shouldn't be. You are paying to have uncomfortable awkward sex with an AIDS filled whore while Chad gets to fuck prime virgin clean affectionate passionate pussy. Escortcels are a little cucked tbh.
Also use your money on food or save up for college, if it's a one time losing virginity thing you should go for it. But don't expect her to be so into you.
 
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Women are not worth it. I can tell you have a low dosage of blackpill because you don't understand how disproportionate the attention is.
 
I'm seriously considering saving up money to go see an escort as I recently turned 18.

However, I'm extremely paranoid. Im afraid I'll get kidnapped or murdered when I go to see them at their accomodation. Plus, some of their prices are extremely high.
committing sin is never worth it.Also getting kissed,sucked,fucked by a women whose ever layer of skin oozes cum is a joke
 
it's worth it if she's hot.
 
No not really..
 
You a too young to consider yourself incel if you pass for any otherwise 'Normal' person
 
Been asked a billion times, and no it shouldn't be. You are paying to have uncomfortable awkward sex with an AIDS filled whore while Chad gets to fuck prime virgin clean affectionate passionate pussy. Escortcels are a little cucked tbh.
Also use your money on food or save up for college, if it's a one time losing virginity thing you should go for it. But don't expect her to be so into you.
sry but this is a stupid point. never compare Incel with Chad. its like saying is bread worth eating and somebody answers no because a billionaire eats oysters. I do not support escorting aswell.
 
@PPEcel really enjoyed it.
 
@PPEcel really enjoyed it.
Yes.

Obviously, it will depend on the performance and the qualities of the individual escort.

There's not much more I can say about this other than telling you to do your due diligence. Check review boards, use your common sense. Leave the Rolex at home. Don't visit whores in shady neighbourhoods. If the price is too good to be true, it probably is.

OP if you have more specific questions I am happy to answer them.
 
sry but this is a stupid point. never compare Incel with Chad. its like saying is bread worth eating and somebody answers no because a billionaire eats oysters. I do not support escorting aswell.
Still pathetic and cucked af tbh, guess you won't understand because yall richcels
 
I don't care what anyone says, I'm not going to live a life without ever having sex. I'm paying for an escort.

But I'm going to make sure the experience is enjoyable, ofc. My first time having sex should be special.
 
I don't care what anyone says, I'm not going to live a life without ever having sex. I'm paying for an escort.

But I'm going to make sure the experience is enjoyable, ofc. My first time having sex should be special.
My first experience was actually pretty awkward. My second one was so much better because I knew what to expect.

But yes, OP, it's worth taking the time to do some research, look at as many reviews and profiles as you can.
 
My first experience was actually pretty awkward. My second one was so much better because I knew what to expect.

But yes, OP, it's worth taking the time to do some research, look at as many reviews and profiles as you can.

How do you feel with the fact that your virginity was taken away by a foid with a million dicks inside her prior to you? I don't think I could get over that. I would love to escortcel but only after ascending first with a real foid.
 
How do you feel with the fact that your virginity was taken away by a foid with a million dicks inside her prior to you? I don't think I could get over that. I would love to escortcel but only after ascending first with a real foid.
There’s a minuscule chance you’re going to fuck a real foid that’s virgin in this day and age. Also you’re not dating the cunt anyway. You’re there for sex then out, that simple.
 
There’s a minuscule chance you’re going to fuck a real foid that’s virgin in this day and age. Also you’re not dating the cunt anyway. You’re there for sex then out, that simple.

It's more of the fact that I had to pay for it that stings.
 
How do you feel with the fact that your virginity was taken away by a foid with a million dicks inside her prior to you? I don't think I could get over that. I would love to escortcel but only after ascending first with a real foid.

I actually don't really care.

What makes you think that the "real foid" you ascend with won't have had a thousand dicks inside her?
 
Never tried one
 
It will only make you feel emptier inside while labeling yourself a cuck for paying a femoid to do something they biologically programmed to enjoy while giving it free for Chad.
Your sub-conscious will kill you.

You escortcel cucks fail to understand something important.
It's not the lack of sex that makes you an incel.
But the fact that we are undesirable.
We will never be loved.

And if you have sex with a femoid FOR FREE, then it means that she loves you.
Paying for sex won't make that feeling go away, it will just make you feel like an even bigger loser.
 
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I actually don't really care.

What makes you think that the "real foid" you ascend with won't have had a thousand dicks inside her?

True I can't really know unless I fuck a teen then it's pretty much guaranteed that her lay count will be in hundreds at most.

Still did you not feel humiliation ? To have to pay to lose your virginity? Did the foid know you're a virgin?
 
True I can't really know unless I fuck a teen then it's pretty much guaranteed that her lay count will be in hundreds at most.

Still did you not feel humiliation ? To have to pay to lose your virginity? Did the foid know you're a virgin?

I felt a bit of guilt, but I think that it wasn't as humiliating as being an adult virgin.

Not really into teens tbh
 
im old and still cant see a prostitute. they are disgusting.
 
Fuck no.

The worry that a cop will bust you, the disinterest, the fact that she was a bitch. Even if they're nice the experience just sucks. Escortcelling is for cucks, becuase like cucking, ultimately you're dealing with a woman that doesn't want to be with you.

Once was enough.
 
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However, I'm extremely paranoid. Im afraid I'll get kidnapped or murdered when I go to see them at their accomodation. Plus, some of their prices are extremely high.
It's worth it if you don't get screwed over. Look for them in the street so you can bargain down their prices.
 
It will only make you feel emptier inside while labeling yourself a cuck for paying a femoid to do something they biologically programmed to enjoy while giving it free for Chad.
Your sub-conscious will kill you.
The kind of thoughts that hold me back from it as well tbh.
 
id probably get addicted. not worth it paying those cunts. just spend it on other things that bring happiness
 
Women are not worth it. I can tell you have a low dosage of blackpill because you don't understand how disproportionate the attention is.
the ginni coefficientpill destroyed me
 
It's worth it if you don't get screwed over. Look for them in the street so you can bargain down their prices.

I'm not low inhib enough to see street prostitutes. I'd rather just pay more.
Fuck no.

The worry that a cop will bust you, the disinterest, the fact that she was a bitch. Even if they're nice the experience just sucks. Escortcelling is for cucks, becuase like cucking, ultimately you're dealing with a woman that doesn't want to be with you.

Once was enough.

Not everyone lives in a country where cops will bust you for this
 
sry but this is a stupid point. never compare Incel with Chad. its like saying is bread worth eating and somebody answers no because a billionaire eats oysters. I do not support escorting aswell.
Soysters. :soy:
 
I'm not low inhib enough to see street prostitutes. I'd rather just pay more.
I don't like it that much either, but I hate over paying rosties even more.
 
I don't like it that much either, but I hate over paying rosties even more.

I consider paying a bit more to be a form of insurance, personally speaking. YMMV
 
I consider paying a bit more to be a form of insurance, personally speaking. YMMV
The extra insurance is more than the price of seeing a street hooker sometimes. You might get screwed once, but you'll save money most the time with street hos.
 
The extra insurance is more than the price of seeing a street hooker sometimes. You might get screwed once, but you'll save money most the time with street hos.
Thing is street hos are illegal where I live, but escort prostitution is legal.
 
Thing is street hos are illegal where I live, but escort prostitution is legal.
You won't be caught if you grab her tits to make sure she's not a cop before you pay her. Where I live it's all illegal and cucked, so I don't care about it being illegal, cucked laws aren't going to hold me back from getting what nature intended for me so I can have better mental health.
 
You won't be caught if you grab her tits to make sure she's not a cop before you pay her. Where I live it's all illegal and cucked, so I don't care about it being illegal, cucked laws aren't going to hold me back from getting what nature intended for me so I can have better mental health.
Point is that there is pretty much no street prostitution in the UK anymore -- the only whores who still do it are filthy mentally ill junkies who are so desperate for their next fix that they'll do anything for cash. And I don't really live in the kind of neighbourhood where I see this.

I'd rather just fork out more if it means I can fuck an 8/10 in a hotel room.
 
Point is that there is pretty much no street prostitution in the UK anymore -- the only whores who still do it are filthy mentally ill junkies who are so desperate for their next fix that they'll do anything for cash. And I don't really live in the kind of neighbourhood where I see this.

I'd rather just fork out more if it means I can fuck an 8/10 in a hotel room.
High iq if you're only looking for 8+ and the street hos are far, but I like taking advantage of whore's drug habits so I can bargain them down. Not all of them are that ugly or dirty, plus I always take an hour long shower after.
 
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High iq if you're only looking for 8+ and the street hos are far, but I like taking advantage of whore's drug habits so I can bargain them down. Not all of them are that ugly or dirty, plus I always take an hour long shower after.
I'm way too high inhib for that shit.

Have you thought about what you would do if some crazed roastie on bath salts decides to bite down on your dick
 
I'm way too high inhib for that shit.

Have you thought about what you would do if some crazed roastie on bath salts decides to bite down on your dick
I think they're mostly on meth or crack, I make sure they're not high or acting crazy when I talk to them, but I should look online for the signs of when someone's on bath salts to be safe.
 

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