[Serious] escortcels what does pussy taste like

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KHHV here, asking for a friend
 
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what kind of lunatic eats an escort's pussy? might as well stick your head into one of those biohazard bins in the hospital
 
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If someone responds to this we should ban them for being gay because that’s fucking nasty
 
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I have fucked escorts but asking an escort if you can eat her out must be the most cucked thing imaginable
 
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I have fucked escorts but asking an escort if you can eat her out must be the most cucked thing imaginable
but normies told me that its the motion of the ocean not how big the boat is
 
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I have fucked escorts but asking an escort if you can eat her out must be the most cucked thing imaginable
As if fucking an escort isnt

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I was escortcel many years ago.
I remember there where TWO rules about forbidden actions:
- You cannot kiss the whore
- You cannot eat her pussy.

So sorry, can't answer that.
However, when finished you could smell the latex from the condom.
 
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If you're asking what escort pussy tastes like you're basically asking what dick tastes like.
 
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Eating an escort :feelsugh:
 
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If someone responds to this we should ban them for being gay because that’s fucking nasty
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what kind of lunatic eats an escort's pussy? might as well stick your head into one of those biohazard bins in the hospital
Ded

If you're asking what escort pussy tastes like you're basically asking what dick tastes like.
True.

I'm KHHV and not an escortcel, but even I don't imagine what the hole where piss and blood comes out of tastes like.

:feelspuke:
It's the most cucked thing a man can do and soyciety is trying to sell men the idea that putting their mouth at her hole is "loving" and will "get her off".
 
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I would have no problem eating out some jailbait, but your average escort, no
 
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Hahahah, you bastard - OP it’s kinda faintly metal tasting if that makes sense. It’s not that distinct of a taste tbh, but as bodily fluids go I’m pretty sure it’s better than the rest.

(Thankfully) I was on drugs so the memory is a blur.
 
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Hahahah, you bastard - OP it’s kinda faintly metal tasting if that makes sense. It’s not that distinct of a taste tbh, but as bodily fluids go I’m pretty sure it’s better than the rest.
don't worry guise he can't be banned because its serge's alt
 
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Hahahah, you bastard - OP it’s kinda faintly metal tasting if that makes sense. It’s not that distinct of a taste tbh, but as bodily fluids go I’m pretty sure it’s better than the rest.
I had to consult you for your expertise in the matter lol.
 
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I would have no problem eating out some jailbait, but your average escort, no
Prime virgin, would be an exception. The rest are just used chad fleshlights. Whores are not worth catching stds.
 
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Tastes like chads dried up cum
 
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If someone responds to this we should ban them for being gay because that’s fucking nasty
only way could do it without throwing up is if she virgin and not obese
 
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Foids have yeast, bacteria, blood, sweat and Chad's semen in their holes. Try to imagine what the mixture of all that smells like.
>b-but self-cleaning
 
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I want to taste pussy but not escort pussy.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce :feelsclown: :feelsclown: :feelsclown:
 
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yeah I prefer my steak without the sauce tbh. roast beef thats another matter..:feelsLSD:
I heard you SEAmaxxed. Does each race of pussy taste the same?
 
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I heard you SEAmaxxed. Does each race of pussy taste the same?
I did once. But i came home. The whole thing was a nightmare. I want to do it again successfully. I went last time to betabucks a oneitis, which turned out to not be a nightmare honestly. I got sick and had to come home. She had many many betabucks. AWALT. I came home shattered by the whole thing.. So to answer your question, I really have no idea. I was not successful. Ill get back to you in about 3 years when I go back to escortcel successfully in Cambodia or maybe in Colombia, I'm not sure. Some day i hope. I cant really be certain about anything anymore. Everything is fucked because of that based bat eater. But seriously, I wanted to give a good answer on the seamaxxing thing, and Im no expert on it, but based on what I have personally seen on the ground there.. Yes some very ugly and old motherfuckers are able to get girlfriends and betabuxxing is still possible there. The question is if that is what you really want???? Its not what I want. Not anymore, anyway. Its basically just a form of long term prostitution. I'm okay with short term stuff.. Like I will compensate you this much money to the foid, if she stays with me during these weeks, and take care of these needs I have, or whatever. That sort of arraangement is very common with expats and local girls. But for a real long term dating sort of thing?? No... Escortcelling is dirt cheap in Southeast Asia, whereas long term dating and marriage can be a costly mistake I'd rather avoid. There were men there much older and uglier than me.. And I am a 4/10... with wives. I'm sure some of those dudes are miserable. maybe I'm coping, but Im sure some or even many are.
 
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As i've admitted in another thread, i avoid licking and kissing escorts unless they are VERY HOT and young. I've even licked one's butthole (and she returned the favor).

As for pussy, it depends i guess. The old meme "salty milk and coins" is not that inaccurate. In the heat of the moment anything is tasty. I prefer licking a clean asshole, if you ask.

And don't blame me, i'd like to see how you would react in front of a slim and perfect 22 years old brunette with perfect body.
 
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I did once. But i came home. The whole thing was a nightmare. I want to do it again successfully. I went last time to betabucks a oneitis, which turned out to not be a nightmare honestly. I got sick and had to come home. She had many many betabucks. AWALT. I came home shattered by the whole thing.. So to answer your question, I really have no idea. I was not successful. Ill get back to you in about 3 years when I go back to escortcel successfully in Cambodia or maybe in Colombia, I'm not sure. Some day i hope. I cant really be certain about anything anymore. Everything is fucked because of that based bat eater. But seriously, I wanted to give a good answer on the seamaxxing thing, and Im no expert on it, but based on what I have personally seen on the ground there.. Yes some very ugly and old motherfuckers are able to get girlfriends and betabuxxing is still possible there. The question is if that is what you really want???? Its not what I want. Not anymore, anyway. Its basically just a form of long term prostitution. I'm okay with short term stuff.. Like I will compensate you this much money to the foid, if she stays with me during these weeks, and take care of these needs I have, or whatever. That sort of arraangement is very common with expats and local girls. But for a real long term dating sort of thing?? No... Escortcelling is dirt cheap in Southeast Asia, whereas long term dating and marriage can be a costly mistake I'd rather avoid. There were men there much older and uglier than me.. And I am a 4/10... with wives. I'm sure some of those dudes are miserable. maybe I'm coping, but Im sure some or even many are.
most men and even normies are miserable, man. Maybe go to indonesia it's even easier, and foreginers are worshipped there and less competetion try spoof ur tinder to there man.
 
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absolutely disgusting
 
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Hahahah, you bastard - OP it’s kinda faintly metal tasting if that makes sense. It’s not that distinct of a taste tbh, but as bodily fluids go I’m pretty sure it’s better than the rest.

(Thankfully) I was on drugs so the memory is a blur.
Damn you just admitted to being a cuck.
 
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Pussy shouldn't taste or smell of anything. When escortcels claim there is a "sweet scent" they must either be smelling her scented body lotion or farbic softener on her g-string.
Heard people compare the taste to a 9v volt battery or even scottish pink salmon or sushi.

Few escorts have no issue with you licking her clitoris but dislike you tonguing her vaginal opening.

As far as hygeine most escorts use a scented wetwipe between clients so they smell her "fresh scent" (of the wetwipe).
 
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Hahahah, you bastard - OP it’s kinda faintly metal tasting if that makes sense. It’s not that distinct of a taste tbh, but as bodily fluids go I’m pretty sure it’s better than the rest.

(Thankfully) I was on drugs so the memory is a blur.
Yeah the good ol' drugs excuse :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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Eating pussy is cucked as fuck.
 
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As i've admitted in another thread, i avoid licking and kissing escorts unless they are VERY HOT and young. I've even licked one's butthole (and she returned the favor).

As for pussy, it depends i guess. The old meme "salty milk and coins" is not that inaccurate. In the heat of the moment anything is tasty. I prefer licking a clean asshole, if you ask.

And don't blame me, i'd like to see how you would react in front of a slim and perfect 22 years old brunette with perfect body.
How much do you pay per session?
 
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Prime virgin, would be an exception. The rest are just used chad fleshlights. Whores are not worth catching stds.
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