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Serious escortcels what does pussy taste like

Pussy shouldn't taste or smell of anything. When escortcels claim there is a "sweet scent" they must either be smelling her scented body lotion or farbic softener on her g-string.
Heard people compare the taste to a 9v volt battery or even scottish pink salmon or sushi.

Few escorts have no issue with you licking her clitoris but dislike you tonguing her vaginal opening.

As far as hygeine most escorts use a scented wetwipe between clients so they smell her "fresh scent" (of the wetwipe).
 
Hahahah, you bastard - OP it’s kinda faintly metal tasting if that makes sense. It’s not that distinct of a taste tbh, but as bodily fluids go I’m pretty sure it’s better than the rest.

(Thankfully) I was on drugs so the memory is a blur.

Yeah the good ol' drugs excuse :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
Eating pussy is cucked as fuck.
 
As i've admitted in another thread, i avoid licking and kissing escorts unless they are VERY HOT and young. I've even licked one's butthole (and she returned the favor).

As for pussy, it depends i guess. The old meme "salty milk and coins" is not that inaccurate. In the heat of the moment anything is tasty. I prefer licking a clean asshole, if you ask.

And don't blame me, i'd like to see how you would react in front of a slim and perfect 22 years old brunette with perfect body.

How much do you pay per session?
 
Prime virgin, would be an exception. The rest are just used chad fleshlights. Whores are not worth catching stds.
Enlightened Ancient Indian mystic Guru IQ
 
god damn i want to eat out pussy so bad, cant deny that! But i gotta be mad if id lick the pussy of a prostitute
 
i ate out an asian milf. it was gross. i didnt even want to. she pushed her pussy on my mouth
 
i ate out an asian milf. it was gross. i didnt even want to. she pushed her pussy on my mouth

Poor bloke. And you even had to pay for it jfl.
 
it tastes like lube
 
idk, but you can find out by shaking some salt on a coin, cumming on it, letting it dry and then licking it. This will taste like the pussy of an average foid, but perhaps not a hooker since their customers usually wear condoms
 
STD's & Chad.
 

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