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I guess I’m mainly interested in high inhib, manlet, non NT awkwardcels to tell me about what it was like. What kind of procedures do you follow once you get there, how did you feel afterwards. Did you feel like a weight was lifted? Was it very nerve wracking?

im a high inhib loser and I’ve been meaning to do it, I don’t want another year to pass and I’m still a virgin. But damn, I’m so pussy.. I deserve to be an incel tbh:feelsbadman:
 
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I guess I’m mainly interested in high inhib, manlet, non NT awkwardcels to tell me about what it was like. What kind of procedures do you follow once you get there, how did you feel afterwards. Did you feel like a weight was lifted? Was it very nerve wracking?

im a high inhib loser and I’ve been meaning to do it, I don’t want another year to pass and I’m still a virgin. But damn, I’m so pussy.. I deserve to be an incel tbh:feelsbadman:
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I guess I’m mainly interested in high inhib, manlet, non NT awkwardcels to tell me about what it was like. What kind of procedures do you follow once you get there, how did you feel afterwards. Did you feel like a weight was lifted? Was it very nerve wracking?

im a high inhib loser and I’ve been meaning to do it, I don’t want another year to pass and I’m still a virgin. But damn, I’m so pussy.. I deserve to be an incel tbh
I had Hank Hill tier inhibition in terms of my communication about what I wanted (like I was too embarrassed to say the names of positions and stuff like that), so I just kind of followed her lead. At the start it felt nerve wracking, but hugs, being close together, and conversation helped a lot. She also offered me a drink (non-alcoholic) which helped slightly too. For me, the most jarring/bizarre thing was just touching and being close to another human being like that (mostly talking about hugs, sitting close together, eye contact). It took an eternity to get my clothes off, as I was extremely embarrassed to show my body to someone.

It definitely did feel like a weight was lifted afterwards, and I felt much happier for at least a month afterwards. I also felt at the time that at least with that experience, I could use it as a foundation to create a more believable lie if any retarded normies asked me if I was a virgin/how I "lost" my virginity (even though most wouldn't count paid sex as losing one's virginity). She wasn't the prettiest though, and now that some time has passed I don't think of it as some great experience but at the same time I don't regret it. If I had to redo it, I probably would have chosen a prettier one who spoke English a little better.

Also, I intentionally chose one that was around my height and previously searched for ones that were shorter than me, so height was never a problem. I might one day plan to possibly see one in the future that is significantly taller than me just to see what the reaction is.
 
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well you gotta try to know it but if i had to sum it up in one sentence it was pretty good and it relaxes you for a period of time
 
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came in 5 seconds paid 40 euro for half an hour the foid said thats it only one condom for half an hour. was a fat whore
 
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came in 5 seconds paid 40 euro for half an hour the foid said thats it only one condom for half an hour. was a fat whore
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My first time was one year ago, it was an unpleasant experience.

Once I had gotten off work I had to travel far on train to a ghetto area. Upon departure I instantly felt unsafe, the people there were so disgusting and peasantry like, I literally stood out in the streets with my luxury branded clothes. I had to meet the whore in a shitty hotel which was run by Indians, it felt awkward because I knew they knew I was here to visit an escort, I could feel their eyes pressed on me.

Finding the slut's room wasn't that hard, I believe it was the 3rd floor and the reason I say it wasn't hard was because I noticed she was peaking from the door. I went up to her close enough to instantly realize that she looked way uglier than the photos she posted. The next thing that hit me was the smell of weed, I'm not a smoker so I was already annoyed plus I knew that the smell would attach itself onto my Burberry scarf (it was winter), my Calvin Klein wool coat and my Hugo Boss shirt and pants. Regardless of the annoyances however I did manage to have an erection because she was wearing a bra and panties plus she started groping my dick.

We get the transaction finished, she takes off her panties and she starts rubbing herself. I lay on the bed, she puts on a condom and she starts giving me a blowjob. Now I have to say that the BJ was probably the only sex act that actually felt good, I was in heaven relaxing whilst the bitch was doing all the work. The BJ was so good I didn't even notice 30 minutes had passed by and I really wanted to get P in V over with. So I stand up and tell the bitch to lay on the bed with her ass facing me and this is where it starts going to shit (literally). I go behind her and good fucking grief it stinks like literal shit, I was fucking repulsed but I didn't want to be rude so I went along with it. I start pounding her and my dick goes numb, at the time I didn't understand why but now I know it was because I had masturbated just the day prior. For the next 30 minutes I was pounding her, she was mouning and we changed sex position to missionary which was slightly better because I didn't smell shit anymore but my dick was still numb. Sex isn't as easy as they make it out in porn, I was sweating and tired.

We finish, she says bye and I leave her room. Whilst departing the building, I once again felt the eyes of Pajeets pressing on me, didn't care though because I was never coming back. I leave and I sort of regretted it at the time, nowadays I don't regret it because I had more experience and it helped me get better at everything. Before buying an escort, I make sure to search up the area we meet, I make sure that the photo's is her, I make sure she doesn't smoke or drink, I make sure she looks hygienic and I make sure I don't masturbate weeks prior to meetup. Since then I have little complaints and I would strongly recommend you guys fuck a whore, if you'd like I can make a detailed escort guide for those in the West.
 
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Yeah bro it was great I was really nervous because I'm a 7.9/10 incel and because of the sub8 theory I was always bullied and rejected by all women. When I went to the escort she was disgusted by me but at least we had sex finally. Just do it boyo

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Yeah bro it was great I was really nervous because I'm a 7.9/10 incel and because of the sub8 theory I was always bullied and rejected by all women. When I went to the escort she was disgusted by me but at least we had sex finally. Just do it boyo

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My first time was one year ago, it was an unpleasant experience.

Once I had gotten off work I had to travel far on train to a ghetto area. Upon departure I instantly felt unsafe, the people there were so disgusting and peasantry like, I literally stood out in the streets with my luxury branded clothes. I had to meet the whore in a shitty hotel which was run by Indians, it felt awkward because I knew they knew I was here to visit an escort, I could feel their eyes pressed on me.

Finding the slut's room wasn't that hard, I believe it was the 3rd floor and the reason I say it wasn't hard was because I noticed she was peaking from the door. I went up to her close enough to instantly realize that she looked way uglier than the photos she posted. The next thing that hit me was the smell of weed, I'm not a smoker so I was already annoyed plus I knew that the smell would attach itself onto my Burberry scarf (it was winter), my Calvin Klein wool coat and my Hugo Boss shirt and pants. Regardless of the annoyances however I did manage to have an erection because she was wearing a bra and panties plus she started groping my dick.

We get the transaction finished, she takes off her panties and she starts rubbing herself. I lay on the bed, she puts on a condom and she starts giving me a blowjob. Now I have to say that the BJ was probably the only sex act that actually felt good, I was in heaven relaxing whilst the bitch was doing all the work. The BJ was so good I didn't even notice 30 minutes had passed by and I really wanted to get P in V over with. So I stand up and tell the bitch to lay on the bed with her ass facing me and this is where it starts going to shit (literally). I go behind her and good fucking grief it stinks like literal shit, I was fucking repulsed but I didn't want to be rude so I went along with it. I start pounding her and my dick goes numb, at the time I didn't understand why but now I know it was because I had masturbated just the day prior. For the next 30 minutes I was pounding her, she was mouning and we changed sex position to missionary which was slightly better because I didn't smell shit anymore but my dick was still numb. Sex isn't as easy as they make it out in porn, I was sweating and tired.

We finish, she says bye and I leave her room. Whilst departing the building, I once again felt the eyes of Pajeets pressing on me, didn't care though because I was never coming back. I leave and I sort of regretted it at the time, nowadays I don't regret it because I had more experience and it helped me get better at everything. Before buying an escort, I make sure to search up the area we meet, I make sure that the photo's is her, I make sure she doesn't smoke or drink, I make sure she looks hygienic and I make sure I don't masturbate weeks prior to meetup. Since then I have little complaints and I would strongly recommend you guys fuck a whore, if you'd like I can make a detailed escort guide for those in the West.
If that were me, I would have done an about-face. That's an immediate turnoff for me.

My first whoreceling experience is something that I would not repeat for free.
 
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I guess it depends on the chemistry, some escorts are just chill and will let you be relaxed so you'll eventually open up and be comfortable. Whores are basically the most open foids out there so you don't really need to filter what you say, just have some common sense of course.

I'm not a escortcel tho but I'm just saying I tend to more low inhib around a certain type of foids (and people in general) and I imagine the same can be applied to escorts
 
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I had Hank Hill tier inhibition in terms of my communication about what I wanted (like I was too embarrassed to say the names of positions and stuff like that), so I just kind of followed her lead. At the start it felt nerve wracking, but hugs, being close together, and conversation helped a lot. She also offered me a drink (non-alcoholic) which helped slightly too. For me, the most jarring/bizarre thing was just touching and being close to another human being like that (mostly talking about hugs, sitting close together, eye contact). It took an eternity to get my clothes off, as I was extremely embarrassed to show my body to someone.

It definitely did feel like a weight was lifted afterwards, and I felt much happier for at least a month afterwards. I also felt at the time that at least with that experience, I could use it as a foundation to create a more believable lie if any retarded normies asked me if I was a virgin/how I "lost" my virginity (even though most wouldn't count paid sex as losing one's virginity). She wasn't the prettiest though, and now that some time has passed I don't think of it as some great experience but at the same time I don't regret it. If I had to redo it, I probably would have chosen a prettier one who spoke English a little better.

Also, I intentionally chose one that was around my height and previously searched for ones that were shorter than me, so height was never a problem. I might one day plan to possibly see one in the future that is significantly taller than me just to see what the reaction is.
Damn this entire thing is almost how I picture myself being. I’d feel awkward as fuck trying to ask for positions. I’m also trying to look for foids shorter than me, but I absolutely need the whore to look good as a standardcel.
Have you done it since?
My first time was one year ago, it was an unpleasant experience.

Once I had gotten off work I had to travel far on train to a ghetto area. Upon departure I instantly felt unsafe, the people there were so disgusting and peasantry like, I literally stood out in the streets with my luxury branded clothes. I had to meet the whore in a shitty hotel which was run by Indians, it felt awkward because I knew they knew I was here to visit an escort, I could feel their eyes pressed on me.

Finding the slut's room wasn't that hard, I believe it was the 3rd floor and the reason I say it wasn't hard was because I noticed she was peaking from the door. I went up to her close enough to instantly realize that she looked way uglier than the photos she posted. The next thing that hit me was the smell of weed, I'm not a smoker so I was already annoyed plus I knew that the smell would attach itself onto my Burberry scarf (it was winter), my Calvin Klein wool coat and my Hugo Boss shirt and pants. Regardless of the annoyances however I did manage to have an erection because she was wearing a bra and panties plus she started groping my dick.

We get the transaction finished, she takes off her panties and she starts rubbing herself. I lay on the bed, she puts on a condom and she starts giving me a blowjob. Now I have to say that the BJ was probably the only sex act that actually felt good, I was in heaven relaxing whilst the bitch was doing all the work. The BJ was so good I didn't even notice 30 minutes had passed by and I really wanted to get P in V over with. So I stand up and tell the bitch to lay on the bed with her ass facing me and this is where it starts going to shit (literally). I go behind her and good fucking grief it stinks like literal shit, I was fucking repulsed but I didn't want to be rude so I went along with it. I start pounding her and my dick goes numb, at the time I didn't understand why but now I know it was because I had masturbated just the day prior. For the next 30 minutes I was pounding her, she was mouning and we changed sex position to missionary which was slightly better because I didn't smell shit anymore but my dick was still numb. Sex isn't as easy as they make it out in porn, I was sweating and tired.

We finish, she says bye and I leave her room. Whilst departing the building, I once again felt the eyes of Pajeets pressing on me, didn't care though because I was never coming back. I leave and I sort of regretted it at the time, nowadays I don't regret it because I had more experience and it helped me get better at everything. Before buying an escort, I make sure to search up the area we meet, I make sure that the photo's is her, I make sure she doesn't smoke or drink, I make sure she looks hygienic and I make sure I don't masturbate weeks prior to meetup. Since then I have little complaints and I would strongly recommend you guys fuck a whore, if you'd like I can make a detailed escort guide for those in the West.
This happened in the states? Sounds very unprofessional. I’m extremely high inhib but I feel like even I would need to draw the line at some point, whether it was the fake photo or the shit crust in her butt
 
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Yeah bro it was great I was really nervous because I'm a 7.9/10 incel and because of the sub8 theory I was always bullied and rejected by all women. When I went to the escort she was disgusted by me but at least we had sex finally. Just do it boyo

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Damn this entire thing is almost how I picture myself being. I’d feel awkward as fuck trying to ask for positions. I’m also trying to look for foids shorter than me, but I absolutely need the whore to look good as a standardcel.
Have you done it since?
I took a hiatus from escortceling for over a year after I did it with her while trying to ascend on dating apps. That experience gave me a little more confidence, but really didn't help with my conversational skills or my looks obviously. Needless to say, I didn't ascend in all that time. I recently started escortceling again a few months ago because it's clear that the coof has made online dating even more impossible. I've visited a fair number of pretty attractive escorts since then who were all either around my height or slightly shorter. How tall are you? If you're 5'5 or taller, you should have no problem in finding escorts that are 5'5, 5'4, or even 5'3 - those heights are somewhat common. I've seen a lot more escort ads that are 5'7, 5'8, 5'9, though.

I've become a standardcel too. If I were to regret anything about my first experience, it would be not paying more for a better looking escort. Her rate was 80 euros an hour, and being a student at the time with no income, I thought that was a pretty good price and went with 2 hours. The escorts that I've seen since then have all costed much more per hour - but at the same time were 6-8's out of 10 rather than the 4-5 out of 10 that my first escort was.

I've gotten a little better with asking for positions, but every time I still have to pause before I say it because it sounds kind of strange to hear those words coming out of my mouth. I've gotten a lot better at conversations - with escorts. Escortceling doesn't do much in terms of conversational skills when meeting women. Regular women are so unreceptive and will not engage with you at all, whereas escorts will try to engage with you and hold a conversation and pick up the slack.

Since my last post I actually decided to book one that's a good 5 inches taller than me. I'm going to try to go in with as few inhibitions as possible about the positions I want and see how it goes and if I can actually say it.
 
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This happened in the states?
This happened somewhere in the west, I'll leave it at that.
Sounds very unprofessional.
Don't expect any form of professionalism, the majority of escorts are independent operating on the internet so there isn't a standard. Back in the day at least pimps would regulate their whores because otherwise they wouldn't get money. You have to take your time when shopping for an escort, my problem first time around was my impulsive desire to get it over with, take your time I usually take weeks just to find another whore (I enjoy fucking a different toy).
I’m extremely high inhib but I feel like even I would need to draw the line at some point, whether it was the fake photo or the shit crust in her butt
Back then I tolerated it because it was my first time and I really wanted to get it over with, you would too if you were in my position. Nowadays I wouldn't tolerate this shit because I've developed good tastes and I know what I want (something you lack from experience).
 
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Don't expect any form of professionalism, the majority of escorts are independent operating on the internet so there isn't a standard. Back in the day at least pimps would regulate their whores because otherwise they wouldn't get money. You have to take your time when shopping for an escort, my problem first time around was my impulsive desire to get it over with, take your time I usually take weeks just to find another whore (I enjoy fucking a different toy).
I second this on taking weeks to find a new escort. There are a lot of factors that I use to make sure that they're real and are more likely to act professionally. These days I'm kind of shifting more towards finding a few regular ones that I see consistently, although I do have plenty more in mind that I'd like to see at least once if I had the extra cash.

Professionalism varies wildly based on the listing site and the individual escorts themselves. Almost all of the escorts I have seen were very professional, maybe with the exception of the first one I saw and one other one. I usually try to look for ones with professionally done photo shoots rather than just grainy phone pictures of their ass and selfies. I avoid ones that are overly vulgar where they explicitly mention specific services or have poor grammar in their ad. If available, any social media presence on platforms like Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, or OnlyFans are ironically a huge plus.
 
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Fuck these prices here. I am not going to see one any time soon here with these prices, with standard now being 30 minutes 160 euros and shower first, so actually much less time. I would cum in 20 seconds or even quicker, so I am not willing to pay 250 euros for an hour. 250 euros last me for 3 months excluding rent, so I am not paying that for 20 seconds.
 
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Latina escort. Warm wet loose pussy. Was paranoid for a week or two afterwards of getting herpes (which is incurable).

Nowadays I dont really even care. If I get in-curable herpes then thats just too bad for me. Thats life.

That said, I much prefer tight noodlewhore pussy. The most amazing pussy I've ever fucked was from a 45 -50 year old (looked young though, a 45 yr old white foid would have straight up looked like a total granny) vietnamese massage parlor whore. It was tight, warm, and wet. And her pussy hugged my cock the entire time even when wet. In and out.

Usually latina escorts get incredibly loose when she starts to get wet. I feel like you literally need a 7+ inch and 6.5+ inch girth just to feel some grip on latinas.

Just watch FTVgirls for proof of what I'm saying, tons and tons of white/latina foids can fit huge size dildos and cucumbers up their cunts.

I have no regrets though. Escortceling made me realize how over-rated white foids are. JFL at their massively over inflated egos. They really are not all that. The only people getting upset about not being able to get them are youngcels who probably havent hit their mid 20s yet.

Latina/White escorts = aggressive personalities. poor service. poor bang for the buck. Expects a lot of money with little effort or service in return.

East Asian escorts = younger looking, attractive, much tighter pussies (and shallower which is often ignored) than white/latina pussies
 
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Fuck these prices here. I am not going to see one any time soon here with these prices, with standard now being 30 minutes 160 euros and shower first, so actually much less time. I would cum in 20 seconds or even quicker, so I am not willing to pay 250 euros for an hour. 250 euros last me for 3 months excluding rent, so I am not paying that for 20 seconds.
Some do quick visits - 10 minutes for cheaper
Latina escort. Warm wet loose pussy. Was paranoid for a week or two afterwards of getting herpes (which is incurable).

Nowadays I dont really even care. If I get in-curable herpes then thats just too bad for me. Thats life.

That said, I much prefer tight noodlewhore pussy. The most amazing pussy I've ever fucked was from a 45 -50 year old (looked young though, a 45 yr old white foid would have straight up looked like a total granny) vietnamese massage parlor whore. It was tight, warm, and wet. And her pussy hugged my cock the entire time even when wet. In and out.

Usually latina escorts get incredibly loose when she starts to get wet. I feel like you literally need a 7+ inch and 6.5+ inch girth just to feel some grip on latinas.

Just watch FTVgirls for proof of what I'm saying, tons and tons of white/latina foids can fit huge size dildos and cucumbers up their cunts.

I have no regrets though. Escortceling made me realize how over-rated white foids are. JFL at their massively over inflated egos. They really are not all that. The only people getting upset about not being able to get them are youngcels who probably havent hit their mid 20s yet.

Latina/White escorts = aggressive personalities. poor service. poor bang for the buck. Expects a lot of money with little effort or service in return.

East Asian escorts = younger looking, attractive, much tighter pussies (and shallower which is often ignored) than white/latina pussies
Bro this suifuel, but Latinas tend to be as small as Asians, u telling me Latina poosies are loose ? Very sad news
 
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The first words that came out from the whore's mouth is that "I looked weird".

I wish I were kidding or memeing, but it's true.

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Some do quick visits - 10 minutes for cheaper

Bro this suifuel, but Latinas tend to be as small as Asians, u telling me Latina poosies are loose ? Very sad news
She was around 5'7. I have never fucked a petite Latina escort. Not even one with a perfect and/or athletic body. All of them had regular builds or slightly larger than regular. Latinas in general have more curves and are bigger/taller in than Asians. I dont know where youre getting that theyre petite. Maybe Mexican chicks but other Latinas tend to be built like White foids except with better bodies.

I read that the taller the woman is, the looser her pussy is. Not always true but you can count on it a lot of the time.

I'm only 5inches but 5.25 inches in girth (using a tape around), a fat chode basically. And I've gotten a couple noodlewhore AMP workers moaning and panting from just 5 inches. 5 inches to noodlewhores is like 6.7inches for white foids. Much more pounding, vigor, and work is needed for White/Latina foids with just 5 inches.

I'm much more into taller escorts (5'6 or above because usually taller foids are thinner with longer legs) though. Satisfies my desires of getting what I can't get IRL. Much more of an ego boost to pound away 5'6 - 5'8 White/Latina foids. I see it as a moment a pathetic depraved ricecel like myself can unleash pent up hate and frustration at them. And boy do I pound away til I get really sweaty...

Work out your core, do jogging/sprints, and do planks to build up your stamina.

Happy escortceling.
 
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She was around 5'7. I have never fucked a petite Latina escort. Not even one with a perfect and/or athletic body. All of them had regular builds or slightly larger than regular. Latinas in general have more curves and are bigger/taller in than Asians. I dont know where youre getting that theyre petite. Maybe Mexican chicks but other Latinas tend to be built like White foids except with better bodies.

I read that the taller the woman is, the looser her pussy is. Not always true but you can count on it a lot of the time.

I'm only 5inches but 5.25 inches in girth (using a tape around), a fat chode basically. And I've gotten a couple noodlewhore AMP workers moaning and panting from just 5 inches. 5 inches to noodlewhores is like 6.7inches for white foids. Much more pounding, vigor, and work is needed for White/Latina foids with just 5 inches.

I'm much more into taller escorts (5'6 or above because usually taller foids are thinner with longer legs) though. Satisfies my desires of getting what I can't get IRL. Much more of an ego boost to pound away 5'6 - 5'8 White/Latina foids. I see it as a moment a ricecel like myself can unleash pent up hate and frustration at them. And boy do I pound away til I get really sweaty...

Work out your core, do jogging/sprints, and do planks to build up your stamina.

Happy escortceling.
That’s brutal, I can’t really find Asian whores on the website I’m on. They seem to charge more cuz there more fetishized. There are massage parlors but I’ve read bad things, like disgusting grannies.
I like Latinas and light skins , but suifuel reading this, just confirms that I need to find small whores for my first time
 
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My first time was one year ago, it was an unpleasant experience.

Once I had gotten off work I had to travel far on train to a ghetto area. Upon departure I instantly felt unsafe, the people there were so disgusting and peasantry like, I literally stood out in the streets with my luxury branded clothes. I had to meet the whore in a shitty hotel which was run by Indians, it felt awkward because I knew they knew I was here to visit an escort, I could feel their eyes pressed on me.

Finding the slut's room wasn't that hard, I believe it was the 3rd floor and the reason I say it wasn't hard was because I noticed she was peaking from the door. I went up to her close enough to instantly realize that she looked way uglier than the photos she posted. The next thing that hit me was the smell of weed, I'm not a smoker so I was already annoyed plus I knew that the smell would attach itself onto my Burberry scarf (it was winter), my Calvin Klein wool coat and my Hugo Boss shirt and pants. Regardless of the annoyances however I did manage to have an erection because she was wearing a bra and panties plus she started groping my dick.

We get the transaction finished, she takes off her panties and she starts rubbing herself. I lay on the bed, she puts on a condom and she starts giving me a blowjob. Now I have to say that the BJ was probably the only sex act that actually felt good, I was in heaven relaxing whilst the bitch was doing all the work. The BJ was so good I didn't even notice 30 minutes had passed by and I really wanted to get P in V over with. So I stand up and tell the bitch to lay on the bed with her ass facing me and this is where it starts going to shit (literally). I go behind her and good fucking grief it stinks like literal shit, I was fucking repulsed but I didn't want to be rude so I went along with it. I start pounding her and my dick goes numb, at the time I didn't understand why but now I know it was because I had masturbated just the day prior. For the next 30 minutes I was pounding her, she was mouning and we changed sex position to missionary which was slightly better because I didn't smell shit anymore but my dick was still numb. Sex isn't as easy as they make it out in porn, I was sweating and tired.

We finish, she says bye and I leave her room. Whilst departing the building, I once again felt the eyes of Pajeets pressing on me, didn't care though because I was never coming back. I leave and I sort of regretted it at the time, nowadays I don't regret it because I had more experience and it helped me get better at everything. Before buying an escort, I make sure to search up the area we meet, I make sure that the photo's is her, I make sure she doesn't smoke or drink, I make sure she looks hygienic and I make sure I don't masturbate weeks prior to meetup. Since then I have little complaints and I would strongly recommend you guys fuck a whore, if you'd like I can make a detailed escort guide for those in the West.
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I almost fucked a homeless foid yesterday. Didn’t work out. Brutal ngl
What happened? There was this young homeless foid asking me for money , she followed me down the block before stopping. I shuda said everything comes w a price , she’s not entitled to my free money teehee. Problem is she smelled awful, I think ascnending with a smelly homeless girl is more shameful than escorting
 
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Some do quick visits - 10 minutes for cheaper
15 minutes, but you need to pay, strip your clothes off (takes time, because outside is full winter and I would be going by bicycle, so I would need full winter gear for the hard trip) and shower, fuck, redress and leave within the time. Typically 15 minutes cost almost the same as 30 minutes, the difference is only 10-30 euros, so practically no-one buys 15 minutes (I have read a shit-ton of reviews and I don't remember the last time I read someone reviewing a 15 min visit).
 
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Where can you even find escorts at that don't lead to a cop beating your brains out?
 
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Where can you even find escorts at that don't lead to a cop beating your brains out?
What? Why would they beat your brains out?

It is very rare to get caught even if this thing is illegal, isn't it? (if you do your basic research)
 
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My first time was one year ago, it was an unpleasant experience.

Once I had gotten off work I had to travel far on train to a ghetto area. Upon departure I instantly felt unsafe, the people there were so disgusting and peasantry like, I literally stood out in the streets with my luxury branded clothes. I had to meet the whore in a shitty hotel which was run by Indians, it felt awkward because I knew they knew I was here to visit an escort, I could feel their eyes pressed on me.

Finding the slut's room wasn't that hard, I believe it was the 3rd floor and the reason I say it wasn't hard was because I noticed she was peaking from the door. I went up to her close enough to instantly realize that she looked way uglier than the photos she posted. The next thing that hit me was the smell of weed, I'm not a smoker so I was already annoyed plus I knew that the smell would attach itself onto my Burberry scarf (it was winter), my Calvin Klein wool coat and my Hugo Boss shirt and pants. Regardless of the annoyances however I did manage to have an erection because she was wearing a bra and panties plus she started groping my dick.

We get the transaction finished, she takes off her panties and she starts rubbing herself. I lay on the bed, she puts on a condom and she starts giving me a blowjob. Now I have to say that the BJ was probably the only sex act that actually felt good, I was in heaven relaxing whilst the bitch was doing all the work. The BJ was so good I didn't even notice 30 minutes had passed by and I really wanted to get P in V over with. So I stand up and tell the bitch to lay on the bed with her ass facing me and this is where it starts going to shit (literally). I go behind her and good fucking grief it stinks like literal shit, I was fucking repulsed but I didn't want to be rude so I went along with it. I start pounding her and my dick goes numb, at the time I didn't understand why but now I know it was because I had masturbated just the day prior. For the next 30 minutes I was pounding her, she was mouning and we changed sex position to missionary which was slightly better because I didn't smell shit anymore but my dick was still numb. Sex isn't as easy as they make it out in porn, I was sweating and tired.

We finish, she says bye and I leave her room. Whilst departing the building, I once again felt the eyes of Pajeets pressing on me, didn't care though because I was never coming back. I leave and I sort of regretted it at the time, nowadays I don't regret it because I had more experience and it helped me get better at everything. Before buying an escort, I make sure to search up the area we meet, I make sure that the photo's is her, I make sure she doesn't smoke or drink, I make sure she looks hygienic and I make sure I don't masturbate weeks prior to meetup. Since then I have little complaints and I would strongly recommend you guys fuck a whore, if you'd like I can make a detailed escort guide for those in the West.
Fakecel alert:chad::banhammer:

From reading this I can conclude with ~99% chance that you’re not an incel, which isn’t against forum rules for joining while you’re blackpilled, but if you reveal it so easily to us, by mogging, you get banned, as stated in the registration form.

Like literally holy fucking fuck, can fakecels fuck off, I mean it’s INCELS.CO, not CHADS.CO. Stop mogging me and other KHHVs here daily. These people and their ego. Truly amazing to me, like imagine literally joining a black abyss life tier forum to boast yourself. I hope all fakecels die from corona and rot in hell, they deserve that at least.
 
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That said, I much prefer tight noodlewhore pussy. The most amazing pussy I've ever fucked was from a 45 -50 year old (looked young though, a 45 yr old white foid would have straight up looked like a total granny) vietnamese massage parlor whore. It was tight, warm, and wet. And her pussy hugged my cock the entire time even when wet. In and out.
Honestly, I've been thinking about 40-50 year old escorts, but I'm always worried that they won't be as good. This has given me new hope, though. Plus, fucking a girl who's almost old enough to be your mom is kinda hot.
 
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Honestly, I've been thinking about 40-50 year old escorts, but I'm always worried that they won't be as good. This has given me new hope, though. Plus, fucking a girl who's almost old enough to be your mom is kinda hot.
Older massage parlor whores (which is pretty typical sadly) and older escorts are more likely to carry diseases because theyve been doing it longer.
If u know where to look, some massage whore houses have 18 - 28 yr olds.

Do what you want though, for me it was either this or I'd definitely still be a virgin right now and/or some serious joker psycopath kinda guy. Every monger knows the risk involved. Imagine the ones with wives and kids. Their wives and kids have to share the same bathroom with a fucker that decided to expose them to herpes (which is incurable and physically very painful when having outbreaks). I know its only skin to skin contraction but exposure is exposure.

The first moments after sex are pure bliss. When you walk out of that apartment or massage whore house, you feel physically high. Same experienced described by one of my monger friends. Its a feeling of high you dont get anywhere else. Except runner's high maybe. But in general it feels like all the tension in the world has gone completely off. Kind of like the first buzz you get when drinking except much better.
 
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Fakecel alert:chad::banhammer:

From reading this I can conclude with ~99% chance that you’re not an incel, which isn’t against forum rules for joining while you’re blackpilled,
Whether I'm incel or not doesn't concern me. The fact here is I've never had sex without having to pay for an escort.
but if you reveal it so easily to us, by mogging, you get banned, as stated in the registration form.
Reveal? OP asked us for an account of our first experience using an escort. Responding to it isn't a violation of the rules, in fact if I remember correctly there was a poll asking if bringing up such experiences constitutes bragging which was voted in favor of 'no'. The only way it constitutes as bragging is if I bring up my experiences in an unwarranted manner where the it isn't related to the topic at hand so get your head out your ass dumbass.
Like literally holy fucking fuck, can fakecels fuck off, I mean it’s INCELS.CO, not CHADS.CO.
Basement gremlins like you need to get out of your basement more often. Let's say I'm not an incel alright? That wouldn't necessarily mean I'm a Chad you dumbass moron, you'd have to be a special kind of retard to think paying for sex equals Chad lol.
Stop mogging me and other KHHVs here daily.
Mogging? LOL, most of you morons using that don't even know what that means because if you knew you'd know it's redpill garbage. Kys.
 
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Older massage parlor whores (which is pretty typical sadly) and older escorts are more likely to carry diseases because theyve been doing it longer.
If u know where to look, some massage whore houses have 18 - 28 yr olds.

Do what you want though, for me it was either this or I'd definitely still be a virgin right now and/or some serious joker psycopath kinda guy. Every monger knows the risk involved. Imagine the ones with wives and kids. Their wives and kids have to share the same bathroom with a fucker that decided to expose them to herpes (which is incurable and physically very painful when having outbreaks). I know its only skin to skin contraction but exposure is exposure.
Yeah, I'm aware of the risks inherent with escorts. And personally, I'm ok with it. I'm not even really sure I'd care if I got an STD, it's not like I'm ever going to have children or a real partner anyway. As long as it's something curable and not something dangerous. Also, I totally get the joker thing. My first experience really calmed me down and recently getting back into "the hobby" has made my life a little more interesting. One thing that I should probably stop doing is trying to text escorts after we meet though, because that's a recipe for getting too attached and potentially getting upset over a whore.
The first moments after sex are pure bliss. When you walk out of that apartment or massage whore house, you feel physically high. Same experienced described by one of my monger friends. Its a feeling of high you dont get anywhere else. Except runner's high maybe. But in general it feels like all the tension in the world has gone completely off. Kind of like the first buzz you get when drinking except much better.
Absolutely, it's like a drug. I feel so positive, energetic, and productive for days afterwards. It makes me think "everything's going to be ok", and a lot of my problems just seem to become less important or nonexistent.
 

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