Discussion Escorted, it sucked

[Reprobus]

Just fucked a hooker, first thing I have to say, don’t believe the “virgins don’t last long” meme. I was fucking this bitch for about 30 minutes and I never felt like jizzing I was just hard most of the time. I could barely even feel what my dick was inside of through the condom and the handjob she gave at the end didn’t even finish me off. Apart from losing my virginity this shit was very lame and you are better off masturbating.

 

[Pengwin]

How much did you pay?

 

[SardonicArchmage]

How old are you OP?

 

[imsorry]

how old are you? planning to visit one any time soon?

 

[Ping And Pong]

I think cooming for many years destroys your ability to enjoy sex. Just another brutal accept of being incel

 

[copeful]

i will never escortcel tbh

 

[WØLF]

See, I told you

I'm not sure tbh. I could never hookercel. I couldn't imagine giving money to a hole just for having a hole. Imagine paying for something most others get for free

i will never escortcel tbh

 

[Ecstasy]

if you didnt nut y still a virgin. Have you tried abstaning from jerking off before you went there? do you deathgrip your dick?

 

[goydivision]

i have morals; i would never stoop to fucking a hooker.

 

[Glast]

I paid around R$500,00 for some broad to have sex with me dressed as Heather from SH3. Shit was good man.

 

[Reprobus]

How much did you pay?

100$, I know ridiculous, and she was old as fuck didn’t even want me to touch her vagina (I did anyways jfl)

 

[npcel]

try some more girls to really get an impression

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

Yeah, escortceling feels odd and fake to me, not only because you have to pay, but because the foid is not willing in the first place. Some hooker right activists even say that clients "rape" them, by default. I could only feel bad about it, not because I buy this crap narrative, but because the hooker probably does, making the whole experience feel bad.

 

[dirtykombatcel]

i will never escortcel tbh

same, likely not

 

[grondilu]

It was difficult for me to ejaculate the first time, but when I did oh boy that was one of the most intense orgasms I ever had, and I had never ejaculated so much sperm. Even the girl I did it with was impressed and she said "that's a lot of cum". I too could not ejaculate inside so she had to give me a long and vigorous handjob (like she wasn't lazy about it at all, I'm very thankful to her).

You're going to disagree, but I think you should try again. It's just not the same when you do it on your own.

 

[Caesercel]

If one can't enjoy sex then what's the point of being here? I admire your ability to stay hard though.

I paid around R$500,00 for some broad to have sex with me dressed as Heather from SH3. Shit was good man.

Richmogs @PPEcel ?

 

[PPEcel]

If one can't enjoy sex then what's the point of being here? I admire your ability to stay hard though.


Richmogs @PPEcel ?

Isn't that in Brazilian reals? That's like 93 usd

 

[Deleted member 8353]

It was difficult for me to ejaculate the first time, but when I did oh boy that was one of the most intense orgasms I ever had, and I had never ejaculated so much sperm. Even the girl I did it with was impressed and she said "that's a log of cum". I too could not ejaculate inside so she had to give me a long and vigorous handjob (like she wasn't lazy about it at all, I'm very thankful to her).

You're going to disagree, but I think you should try again. It's just not the same when you do it on your own.

Yeah same tbh, it took me a long time to cum and I only could from oral, but when I did it felt very good. The problem was that I fapped the night before because I thought it would make me last longer, and I just wasn't used to sex. Overall my experience was very good though.

 

[Dregster]

Just fucked a hooker, first thing I have to say, don’t believe the “virgins don’t last long” meme. I was fucking this bitch for about 30 minutes and I never felt like jizzing I was just hard most of the time. I could barely even feel what my dick was inside of through the condom and the handjob she gave at the end didn’t even finish me off. Apart from losing my virginity this shit was very lame and you are better off masturbating.

That's because you whack off too much and your hand has robbed your piece of sensitivity

 

[Deleted member 21768]

first thing I have to say, don’t believe the “virgins don’t last long” meme.

Even as a virgin as I never had an escort, I never believed it. If I can last a long time fapping by myself, I can't see it would be quick with a foid.

 

[grondilu]

The problem was that I fapped the night before because I thought it would make me last longer, and I just wasn't used to sex.

Well I had a few months of abstaining from masturbation before so I don't think this is connected.

 

[Caesercel]

That's because you whack off too much and your hand has robbed your piece of sensitivity

Can sensitivity come back if stop fapping?

Isn't that in Brazilian reals? That's like 93 usd

Jfl i thought he paid 50000 USD

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Well I had a few months of abstaining from masturbation before so I don't think this is connected.

I'm not sure. Next time will nofap for 1-2 weeks beforehand and see if it makes any difference.

 

[grondilu]

I'm not sure. Next time will nofap for 1-2 weeks beforehand and see if it makes any difference.

We were talking about the first time, though. I doubt you will ever be able to recreate something like it.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

We were talking about the first time, though. You will never be able to recreate something like it.

If anything I think it might well be better next time as I'm going to be more comfortable and I have a better idea of what to expect from sex. But yeah idk if it will be as memorable, surely not.

 

[Glast]

Isn't that in Brazilian reals? That's like 93 usd

Yeah pretty much.

 

[Reprobus]

Yeah same tbh, it took me a long time to cum and I only could from oral, but when I did it felt very good. The problem was that I fapped the night before because I thought it would make me last longer, and I just wasn't used to sex. Overall my experience was very good though.

She didn’t even bother to give oral unless condom was on

It was difficult for me to ejaculate the first time, but when I did oh boy that was one of the most intense orgasms I ever had, and I had never ejaculated so much sperm. Even the girl I did it with was impressed and she said "that's a lot of cum". I too could not ejaculate inside so she had to give me a long and vigorous handjob (like she wasn't lazy about it at all, I'm very thankful to her).

You're going to disagree, but I think you should try again. It's just not the same when you do it on your own.

I might try it next week but I’ll be cheaper about it tbh and look for one that isn’t old and loose

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Another day. Another anti escortcelling thread.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

She didn’t even bother to give oral unless condom was on

Brutal tbh.

 

[Dregster]

Can sensitivity come back if stop fapping?

Yes

I couldn't nut the first 3 times and after unloading for the first time, it gets easier to cum, even with a condom on.

 

[Deleted member 27161]

Tried it once, wasn't able to cum. Never saw one again

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

don’t believe the “virgins don’t last long” meme. I was fucking this bitch for about 30 minutes and I never felt like jizzing I was just hard most of the time. I could barely even feel what my dick was inside of through the condom

This is how I expect an escort would be for me.

They're not aroused so their pussies would be loose.

I bet all this "you'd coom immediately" is just foids talking themselves up.

If a foid actually likes you and her arousal tightens up her pussy then yeah I'd coom in 9 seconds but what are the odds of that.

Only virgin Chads coom that quickly IMO because pussies only tighten up for them.

That's because you whack off too much and your hand has robbed your piece of sensitivity

Let's not be so quick to blame fapping for this.

A big factor is a lot of us are circumcised and our penises are keratnized due to constant exposure to underwear friction.

IE if you can't coom it's the Jews' fault

 

[Ellviss]

Yeah, escortceling feels odd and fake to me, not only because you have to pay, but because the foid is not willing in the first place. Some hooker right activists even say that clients "rape" them, by default. I could only feel bad about it, not because I buy this crap narrative, but because the hooker probably does, making the whole experience feel bad.

i don't give a single fuck about how she feels

 

[PPEcel]

This is how I expect an escort would be for me.

They're not aroused so their pussies would be loose.

I bet all this "you'd coom immediately" is just foids talking themselves up.

If a foid actually likes you and her arousal tightens up her pussy then yeah I'd coom in 9 seconds but what are the odds of that.

I've found that tightness doesn't necessarily equate to arousal on my part.

 

[Dead Fish]

Another day. Another anti escortcelling thread.

It has been said before
that sex is overrated or not that big of a thing.
It isn't.
Escorcelling doesn't mean anything and real relationship do.
I guess I wouldn't know. But escortcelling is what I have, it's what I know.
My body and mind doesn't even ask me much for it unless I take some blue pills and a monster.
Go prepared and go willingly. Don't expect it to be oh such a wonderful thing, only women think that.
To them it's such a wonderful thing that you have to wait for that special someone. Yeah right, then they become sluts themselves.

it's just work for some

 

[ReturnOfSaddam]

Having sex with a condom shouldn't even be classified as sex (other than in a losing virginity/sexhavers are obviously still normies if they use condoms way).

Maybe it's different for the circumcised but I put one on once in my life to jerk off, and I was like is this shit fucking serious? No wonder normies don't bother using them. Literally decimated the pleasure I could receive.

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

I've found that tightness doesn't necessarily equate to arousal on my part.

elaborate please

you found some escorts tight even though you didn't think they were aroused?

maybe they were and you didn't realize it, Chad

 

[Reprobus]

if you didnt nut y still a virgin. Have you tried abstaning from jerking off before you went there? do you deathgrip your dick?

Yes she death gripped my dick. I thought it was just the real cheap whores who did that but I was wrong. This bitch didn’t even finish me off she jacked me off either for like eight seconds then just took her hand off, and the kicker is the condom was on.

She was jacking me off so badly that I literally put my hand on hers to try to make her go slower jfl

 

[ReturnOfSaddam]

She didn’t even bother to give oral unless condom was on

Oral with a condom FUCKING BRUTAL, most hookers don't demand that. Sorry you got ripped off so bad, it should be illegal for prostitutes to be over 30.

 

[Reprobus]

Oral with a condom FUCKING BRUTAL, most hookers don't demand that. Sorry you got ripped off so bad, it should be illegal for prostitutes to be over 30.

Might be one of the cheapest whores in my state but still was a picky bitch

 

[AnotherInsertCel1]

Should I join the escortcels?

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Might be one of the cheapest whores in my state but still was a picky bitch

Might be a good idea to check review sites first, also look for escorts who do gfe, as they should at least have a higher chance of being nice to you.

 

[PPEcel]

elaborate please

you found some escorts tight even though you didn't think they were aroused?

maybe they were and you didn't realize it, Chad

no, i found them tight but it was meh

personally i cant stand it when whores use cheap off-brand condoms, durex is just better

 

[Reprobus]

Should I join the escortcels?

Tbh yes. I feel like I got a tumor taken out by losing my virginity. BEFORE you do it though search VERY extensively on your escort, if she doesn’t show her face in the pictures she is likely obese or unattractive regardless of what her pictures provide. A rule I made up is if she looks good in the pictures expect her to look about two times uglier when you meet her. Also I wouldn’t go for the crazy expensive hookers (250 for an hour and up) unless you want to blow that much on a hole

 

[Dead Fish]

Tbh yes. I feel like I got a tumor taken out by losing my virginity. BEFORE you do it though search VERY extensively on your escort, if she doesn’t show her face in the pictures she is likely obese or unattractive regardless of what her pictures provide. A rule I made up is if she looks good in the pictures expect her to look about two times uglier when you meet her. Also I wouldn’t go for the crazy expensive hookers (250 for an hour and up) unless you want to blow that much on a hole

Now you're talking.
Welcome to...

 

[Deleted member 31630]

Which country are u from, op?
i am in Canada so it is illegal.

$100 is cheap, i want to hookermaxx asap

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

i have morals; i would never stoop to fucking a hooker.

 

[Reprobus]

Which country are u from, op?
i am in Canada so it is illegal.

$100 is cheap, i want to hookermaxx asap

It’s illegal in the US too, there’s not much of a variety of hookers here though, nearly all of them are Latina and regardless of what people say, a lot of Latina/Spanish hookers age like shit or are less appealing.

Going to aim to get with an Asian girl or white girl next week

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

no, i found them tight but it was meh

makes me wonder if some prostitutes learn to mimic arousal in their vagina

like I know kegel exercises are one aspect of that

but maybe they're expert dissociators and think of Chad better when fucking betas than normal foids

 

[PPEcel]

makes me wonder if some prostitutes learn to mimic arousal in their vagina

like I know kegel exercises are one aspect of that

but maybe they're expert dissociators and think of Chad better when fucking betas than normal foids

some of them do, you can sort of tell, ofc this varies

but this is why i think athletic femoids make better whores, foids with a developed core are just better at sex, no question about it