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Discussion Escorted, it sucked

Pretty common experience. Not worth it here in the states. WAY overpriced.
 
some of them do, you can sort of tell, ofc this varies

but this is why i think athletic femoids make better whores, foids with a developed core are just better at sex, no question about it
I think there's something to do with the way you need increased interabdominel pressure to stabilize your spine when doing squats which probably instinctively tightens up the pelvic floor muscles.
 
I think there's something to do with the way you need increased interabdominel pressure to stabilize your spine when doing squats which probably instinctively tightens up the pelvic floor muscles.
Interesting.
 
i have morals; i would never stoop to fucking a hooker.
It's having supposedly morals an incel trait?
When I read about not seeing a hooker for moral reasons I think of the poster as:
1. A guy from the Middle East or a member of the Islam faith.
2. A fake ultra religious puritan American.
Relax everybody is fucking around and if we could we would be doing it too.
religious the simpsons GIF
 
Tbh yes. I feel like I got a tumor taken out by losing my virginity. BEFORE you do it though search VERY extensively on your escort, if she doesn’t show her face in the pictures she is likely obese or unattractive regardless of what her pictures provide. A rule I made up is if she looks good in the pictures expect her to look about two times uglier when you meet her. Also I wouldn’t go for the crazy expensive hookers (250 for an hour and up) unless you want to blow that much on a hole
Tbh I don't think that's always true, the one I saw looked the same irl. $250 an hour actually isn't that expensive, I've seen way higher rates listed, but personally I wouldn't go over $300. That being said the cheaper you go the less likely it is to be that good of an experience. But you're absolutely right about researching the girl beforehand, I completely agree.
 
JFL @ the coping escortcels in this thread.

better incel virgin than a coping escortcel :feelskek:
 
I’m terrified I will try to stick it in and do it wrong and she will be like “lol what are you doing?!”
 
Let's not be so quick to blame fapping for this.

A big factor is a lot of us are circumcised and our penises are keratnized due to constant exposure to underwear friction.

IE if you can't coom it's the Jews' fault
I forget that others got their foreskin removed tbh ngl ded srs

Me personally, I blame the fapping, because your piece gets used to being finished off with your rough dry hands, that something soft and wet like pussy simply cant compete with that sort of stimulation.
 
100$, I know ridiculous, and she was old as fuck didn’t even want me to touch her vagina (I did anyways jfl)
How did u meet her? Online? I have troubles finding an escort online
i don't give a single fuck about how she feels
This. I’m just trying to have a good time.
Just fucked a hooker, first thing I have to say, don’t believe the “virgins don’t last long” meme. I was fucking this bitch for about 30 minutes and I never felt like jizzing I was just hard most of the time. I could barely even feel what my dick was inside of through the condom and the handjob she gave at the end didn’t even finish me off. Apart from losing my virginity this shit was very lame and you are better off masturbating.
I think the escort u were with was really bad u gotta try one more time. Was it online?
 
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How did u meet her? Online? I have troubles finding an escort online
Yes, pm me if you want help I’ve found a couple solid sites.
I’m terrified I will try to stick it in and do it wrong and she will be like “lol what are you doing?!”
I did that like twice she got kind of mad but I couldn’t really understand since she spoke Spanish
 
Oral with a condom FUCKING BRUTAL, most hookers don't demand that. Sorry you got ripped off so bad, it should be illegal for prostitutes to be over 30.
Most in the UK do, all the ones i have seen anywy. You don't feel shit
 
It's having supposedly morals an incel trait?
When I read about not seeing a hooker for moral reasons I think of the poster as:
1. A guy from the Middle East or a member of the Islam faith.
2. A fake ultra religious puritan American.
Relax everybody is fucking around and if we could we would be doing it too.
religious the simpsons GIF
i'd rather take it by force than pay for it
 
if I could legally get a 14 or even better 12 year old hooker I definitely would. sadly I didn't even find a single hot one online, you probably have to travel to a "sexually liberated" country for that :feelshaha: only old skinnyfat withered alcoholic gypsy roasties :feelspuke:
 
if I could legally get a 14 or even better 12 year old hooker I definitely would. sadly I didn't even find a single hot one online, you probably have to travel to a "sexually liberated" country for that :feelshaha: only old skinnyfat withered alcoholic gypsy roasties :feelspuke:
This, but 15 year old (prime) and I'm fine.
 
i don't give a single fuck about how she feels
The thing is it's part of the whole experience. If she feels sick in your presence, the whole sexual service thing will be shit. Meanwhile, Chad has high quality sex for free and can read the passion of Stacey through her body language.
 
if I could legally get a 14 or even better 12 year old hooker I definitely would. sadly I didn't even find a single hot one online, you probably have to travel to a "sexually liberated" country for that :feelshaha: only old skinnyfat withered alcoholic gypsy roasties :feelspuke:
Which country are you a citizen of?
 
Just fucked a hooker, first thing I have to say, don’t believe the “virgins don’t last long” meme. I was fucking this bitch for about 30 minutes and I never felt like jizzing I was just hard most of the time. I could barely even feel what my dick was inside of through the condom and the handjob she gave at the end didn’t even finish me off. Apart from losing my virginity this shit was very lame and you are better off masturbating.
Good to know. Thanks for sharing buddy.
 
I guess she was an old whore, many thousands of dicks already destroyed her vagina
 
Really, does this forum not contain any other premature ejaculation (PE) cels than me?!? This hurts to read when all here say how they can last even as first-timers and can't even cum with escorts and in masturbation also last long. (I cum in masturbation every time in 20-40 seconds) I have all the bad genetics combined. Can't even enjoy masturbating or escorts.

100 US dollars is VERY AFFORDABLE (30 minutes intercourse, handjob + other, so 1 hour for 100 US dollars?), especially compared to average US wages ("As of Feb 9, 2021, the average monthly pay for an Average in the United States is $5,555 a month") which are much higher than in Europe. Because it's illegal to sell, they also don't pay income taxes on that income and thus can charge less and in any case the United States does not even have a VAT and sales tax does not apply to services and even sales taxes are ridiculously low compared to European standards.

Median (gross) income here is like 2500 euros a month and typically sex-payers pay 250 euros for an hour.

Basically one dollar in the USA buys more food, electronics, clothes, heating, electricity, better automobile etc. than one euro in Europe (despite nominally euro being worth like 1.22 US dollars), because of VAT, more competition, no social security, cheap GMO food, no cap and trade for greenhouse gas emissions(we have this thing called EU ETS that makes us poorer)...
 
Good to know. Thanks for sharing buddy.
I get the feeling you don’t like me, hope you have a good day
Really, does this forum not contain any other premature ejaculation (PE) cels than me?!? This hurts to read when all here say how they can last even as first-timers and can't even cum with escorts and in masturbation also last long. (I cum in masturbation every time in 20-40 seconds) I have all the bad genetics combined. Can't even enjoy masturbating or escorts.

100 US dollars is VERY AFFORDABLE (30 minutes intercourse, handjob + other, so 1 hour for 100 US dollars?), especially compared to average US wages ("As of Feb 9, 2021, the average monthly pay for an Average in the United States is $5,555 a month") which are much higher than in Europe. Because it's illegal to sell, they also don't pay income taxes on that income and thus can charge less and in any case the United States does not even have a VAT and sales tax does not apply to services and even sales taxes are ridiculously low compared to European standards.

Median (gross) income here is like 2500 euros a month and typically sex-payers pay 250 euros for an hour.

Basically one dollar in the USA buys more food, electronics, clothes, heating, electricity, better automobile etc. than one euro in Europe (despite nominally euro being worth like 1.22 US dollars), because of VAT, more competition, no social security, cheap GMO food, no cap and trade for greenhouse gas emissions(we have this thing called EU ETS that makes us poorer)...
Nah it can get cheaper pal, I hear in LA they go 60-100 for 30 to an hour. As for money the state I’m in has jobs that pay well over minimum wage so I was kind of chilling with extra money
 
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Just fucked a hooker, first thing I have to say, don’t believe the “virgins don’t last long” meme. I was fucking this bitch for about 30 minutes and I never felt like jizzing I was just hard most of the time. I could barely even feel what my dick was inside of through the condom and the handjob she gave at the end didn’t even finish me off. Apart from losing my virginity this shit was very lame and you are better off masturbating.
How much did it cost? How good was she? I can tell you man I didn't last long my firsts time.
 
How much did it cost? How good was she? I can tell you man I didn't last long my firsts time.
$100 for 30 minutes, she didn’t really treat me well though it felt like I was fucking a lukewarm turkey ngl.
 
How old was the whore?
 
$100 for 30 minutes, she didn’t really treat me well though it felt like I was fucking a lukewarm turkey ngl.
Come to Latin America or Mexico, Is way cheaper and they don't demand condom in orals.

You know I lose the V with a prostitute as well. I had never had any girlfriends, needless to say, every time I have had sex I had to pay for it. I would still be a 30's virgin if I would escortcelling.

Curios how you live in USA and I in Latin American yet we both share similar experience regarding Inceldom
 
>He fell for the escort cope
No wizard powers for you.

Wizard 7
 
Which country are u from, op?
i am in Canada so it is illegal.

$100 is cheap, i want to hookermaxx asap
100 $ IS CHEAP !!! You are definitively a richcel. Contact me If you can come to Latin America
 
i don't give a single fuck about how she feels
Hahahahah This is my kind of guy !!! BASED. This is me. I don't give a fuck if she doesn't come or enjoy it.
 
I get the feeling you don’t like me, hope you have a good day

Nah it can get cheaper pal, I hear in LA they go 60-100 for 30 to an hour. As for money the state I’m in has jobs that pay well over minimum wage so I was kind of chilling with extra money
Are you projecting?
 
$100 for 30 minutes, she didn’t really treat me well though it felt like I was fucking a lukewarm turkey ngl.

So you were there overtime? If coitus only was already 30 mins + handjob + you did not start coitus at the first minute...
 

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