Anyone here from the UK and got much experience with escorts? If so how do you rate the experience? I'm about to turn 30 next month and I think its now time to lose my virginity one way or another.
Hello there.
The offerings are mostly Eastern European, although there are few Asians and Latin Americans as well. Western European and British escorts are more expensive, on average. Um, some of them won't see individuals of certain races. Most of them won't see blacks. Some of them have age restrictions as well, but since you're almost 30 you should be fine.
In terms of the actual experience, it varies. Are you looking at an incall (where you go to the escort) or an outcall (where the escort comes to you)? What is your budget? Are you booking one with an agency or an independent one (avoid pimped cheap whores who are doing it for drug money)?
Obviously, London has the largest concentration of escorts, but you probably won't have trouble finding escorts in smaller cities. My experience is limited mainly to central London; by the way, you should never engage in this practice near where you live or work. Go somewhere slightly farther away. You don't want the escort to recognize you in your local Waitrose.
Don't be stupid. If the escort isn't who she says she is in her pictures, get out. Confirm the type of services you want before you hand over the cash. Leave the Rolex at home. Bring just enough cash to pay her and enough for a taxi ride. And on your way to the escort, don't freak out. Don't look nervous. Act as if you belong in the apartment building/hotel lobby where you are waiting.
PM me if you have more questions.
The offerings are mostly Eastern European, although there are few Asians and Latin Americans as well. Western European and British escorts are more expensive, on average. Um, some of them won't see individuals of certain races. Most of them won't see blacks. Some of them have age restrictions as well, but since you're almost 30 you should be fine.
In terms of the actual experience, it varies. Are you looking at an incall (where you go to the escort) or an outcall (where the escort comes to you)? What is your budget? Are you booking one with an agency or an independent one (avoid pimped cheap whores who are doing it for drug money)?
Obviously, London has the largest concentration of escorts, but you probably won't have trouble finding escorts in smaller cities. My experience is limited mainly to central London; by the way, you should never engage in this practice near where you live or work. Go somewhere slightly farther away. You don't want the escort to recognize you in your local Waitrose.
Don't be stupid. If the escort isn't who she says she is in her pictures, get out. Confirm the type of services you want before you hand over the cash. Leave the Rolex at home. Bring just enough cash to pay her and enough for a taxi ride. And on your way to the escort, don't freak out. Don't look nervous. Act as if you belong in the apartment building/hotel lobby where you are waiting.
PM me if you have more questions.
Wow this is a great reply thanks for taking the time out to write it. I'm in the North of England, small town. I'd probably do outcall and budget is about 200. Judging by what I've seen online around here that's plenty but id imagine London is more expensive.
Definitely thinking independent. How often do you find that these girls aren't who they say they are?
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Are you finding them on a website? If so, always reverse image check their pictures, I've found so many adverts where they've used pics of random instagram models.
Go on adultwork.com pick one that's had decent reviews. There's a lot of tidy eastern Europeans on there. Good luck.
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Really dumb question but how do you reverse image their pics?
Download the image, then go to images.google.com click on the camera icon that says "search by image" and upload the image to search for it on the web. That's the simplest way to do it.
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Thanks. Much appreciated.
Adding you to my follow list, I may need your guidance at some point, you seem to know what you're talking about
I wouldn't use vivastreet, looks dodgy. Adultwork seems legit, however there is some accounts that seem suspicious. @PleaseDontWakeMe has a great link regarding any escorts you want to see. UKPunting does help you find out if the escort you are looking at on any escort sites and places is worth your time.
Also word of warning. Visiting escorts is a costly hobby. Growing up I had normie friends that turned into ravaging wolves after they lost their virginity. They gymmaxed, groomaxed, fashionmaxed, and abandonedmoralsmax just to get girls to sleep with them. Since you're on this forum even if you did all that I doubt you'd be able to fuck anything better looking than a whale, or woman with deformities. So you may end up parting with lots of cash to feed the potential addiction. It usually costs several thousands a year
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If you're on Chrome then just right click the image and click "search Google for image"
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Okay. Thanks very much.
Over for blackcels
I had a phase where wanted to see a hooker. From UK as well. I didn't go through with it but adultwork.com seemed fairly authentic. I don't know, I would see a girl but a part of me is self conscious and the other part of me is indifferent.
Why is that?
and since I'm here. you mention age restrictions. what if you have a baby face although you're over 23. Are you suppose to carry ID or what?
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I imagine it's for 2 reasons:
1) You're an idiot if you carry any form of ID to begin with, if it's a shady person they may have a pimp that could hunt you down if they know your name so you don't want ANY form of identification which is why a post above stated don't go within your town.
2) Morally speaking if an escort sleeps with a 16-17 year old, whilst it being legal if they both consent; she'd probably come under scrutiny from the general public...
I'd personally never visit an escort for religious reasons as well as not wanting to contribute to hypergamy, regardless that's my assumptions.
Adultwork allows you to refine the escorts by age, you should choose a young 18-22 year old as they have the best bodies, get your moneys worth.
I have never saw one before, my country doesn't have a good choice so i would have to go to England to see some if i do decide to.
I have never saw one before, my country doesn't have a good choice so i would have to go to England to see some if i do decide to.
Adultwork is a decent source, just be sure to check reviews and look them up on UKPunting. Adultwork girls are cheaper than agency girls as well.
I'm not sure why a lot of them won't see blackcels. They're just racist, I suppose. What do you expect? They're uneducated bitches from poor bits of Eastern Europe, that's why. Don't expect your call girl to have a maths degree from Cambridge. Don't be rude to them, but know that they're the equivalent of a living wank rag.
Do not carry ID. A lot of whores won't see younger clients because younger clients are more likely to flake, are less likely to show up with enough cash, et cetera. If you dress nicely and lie confidently, you'll be fine. After all, they want your cash more than anything else.
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Only 43 year old rich housewives shop at Waitrose
Only 43 year old rich housewives shop at Waitrose
I think I should add that escorts aren't necessarily honest about their age, so you should routinely add 1-3 years to an escort's self-stated age.
What about Marks & Spencer? I thought that was the housewife hangout.
Waitrose has the nicest booze selection though, so I keep going back. They've also got a ton of nice cheeses and hams.
Yeah I appreciate the heads up and other information. I don’t know what age they’d consider me. I’m specifically 24 but have been asked for identification before (in shops) so yeah.
Every time I think about trying sex with an escort I do want to try it but I get so nervous that it’s easier to call it a fantasy-thinking and not bother going through with it. Money isn’t the problem, I just think I’m too socially awkward anyway. Like I literally never leave the house unless for doctors appointments. It’s been that way for years. and I’m chubby which doesn’t help.
I’m not dying for sex but wouldn’t mind seeing what all the fuss is about but when you’re uncomfortable with something as simple as a hug (maybe it’s a Asperger thing?) then what are the chance of me having sex with an escort?
Have you ever had sex with one? Is it overrated?
Do you have any advice for what I wrote?
Why not wait a bit longer just in case you get wizard powers? We'll need lots of magic for the omega male revolt
I don't know how old you look.
What I'm going to say is, fucking an escort is awkward.
Don't rush into it. Take your time and review dozens of profiles. Keep a shortlist of any girls you're attracted to, especially girls whose reviews include the word "cheerful", "friendly", or "bubbly". For a nervous fellow, the escort's attitude goes a long way.
To get over your anxiety, you just have to prepare in advance: what you're wearing, what you're bringing, how you're getting there, et cetera. You don't want to get lost and show up late and have to ask the hotel receptionist where the lifts are.
You won't necessarily feel good afterwards. You might realize that this hobby isn't for you, and that's OK. You might feel pride that you finally experienced sex, but a burn of shame that you had to pay for it. I can't say exactly how you would react and how you would perform and how you would feel afterwards. That's all the detail I feel comfortable sharing here.
Do I still think all adult virgins should do it at least once in their life? Fuck yes.
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