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Teutonic Order Ironman Campaign NO. 1 [UPDATE #1] [1544 CE]
Europe:
Current Religions of Europe:
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Holy Roman Empire:
Current Emperor:
Cyprus (just fucking lol)
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Current Rivals:
1.
Hungary ( currently getting fucked by the
Ottomans and is under a Personal Union with
Austria )
2.
Poland ( currently grasping at whatever land it can get and sucking
Denmark's dick as if its life depends on it )
3.
Denmark ( trying its hardest to get
Sweden and
Norway to bend over and accept annexation while having the audacity to send me insults on how they'll "make me bend over next" )
Current Allies:
1.
Muscovy ( currently 3,000+ ducats in debt and has at least 1 revolt per week if lucky )
Q: Why are you allied to them if you're the Teutons?
A: I kinda had to.
2.
Bohemia ( currently 1,000+ ducats in debt and likes to call me into extremely winnable one-sided wars within the HRE )
3. [N/A]
4. [N/A]
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Things that I wanted to accomplish but couldn't:
- Control Novgorod's trading ports
- Join the Holy Roman Empire
- Vassalize Pommerania and then annex it but I couldn't do this because of the fact I wasn't in the HRE
Things that I accomplished:
- Cockblocking the formation of the Commonwealth
- Completely annexing the Livonian Order
- Fucking up Lithuania and Poland
Future plans within the next century:
- Completely sweep away the border gore/clusterfuck that is Poland
- Clean up Eastern Europe by absorbing Lithuania and Polotsk
- Help Sweden gain independence
- Destroy Denmark along with its influence in Northwestern Europe
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CURRENT WORLD MAP:
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Confused?
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Europe:
Current Religions of Europe:
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Current Emperor:
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Current Rivals:
1.
2.
3.
Current Allies:
1.
Q: Why are you allied to them if you're the Teutons?
A: I kinda had to.
2.
3. [N/A]
4. [N/A]
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Things that I wanted to accomplish but couldn't:
- Control Novgorod's trading ports
- Join the Holy Roman Empire
- Vassalize Pommerania and then annex it but I couldn't do this because of the fact I wasn't in the HRE
Things that I accomplished:
- Cockblocking the formation of the Commonwealth
- Completely annexing the Livonian Order
- Fucking up Lithuania and Poland
Future plans within the next century:
- Completely sweep away the border gore/clusterfuck that is Poland
- Clean up Eastern Europe by absorbing Lithuania and Polotsk
- Help Sweden gain independence
- Destroy Denmark along with its influence in Northwestern Europe
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CURRENT WORLD MAP:
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