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Even Jesus gets more pussy that we do

Melinda

Melinda

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https://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus
https://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Love_words_to_Jesus

I want to enjoy You, Jesus, to look at You, to taste You, to feel You, to fuck You!
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Like you wouldn't destroy Mary Magdalene pussy

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A Good Friend said:
Like you wouldn't destroy Mary Magdalene pussy

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Mary was a jewish/middle eastern prostitute so many men destroyed her pussy it isn't funny.
 
jagged0 said:
Mary was a jewish/middle eastern prostitute so many men destroyed her pussy it isn't funny.

Jesus must've been a cuck.
 
Jesus was proto instagram chad. Hundered of female followers.
 
incelman said:
Jesus was proto instagram chad. Hundered of female followers.
took me a second
 
I sincerely believe that all religious girls just want to fuck their god or prophet.
 
Jesus, the Mexican gardener?
 
This is deranged nonsense.

BTW he was literally described as unnattractive in Isaiah 53.
 
ItheIthe said:
This is deranged nonsense.

BTW he was literally described as unnattractive in Isaiah 53.

Isaiah is a guy. Unless he was gay, he couldn't judge Jesus's looks properly. Anyways, today women all over the world are fantasizing about him and sticking crucifixes up their poontangs.
 
Christ was the ultimate volcel.
 
ItheIthe said:
This is deranged nonsense.

BTW he was literally described as unnattractive in Isaiah 53.

no jesus was only described as a manlet, there was nothing said about his physical looks iirc
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
no jesus was only described as a manlet, there was nothing said about his physical looks iirc

Isaiah 53:2

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,

    nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."
 
incelman said:
Jesus was proto instagram chad. Hundered of female followers.

In the Bible it said Jesus was nothing special to look at


Melinda said:
https://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus
https://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Love_words_to_Jesus

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Now that's just straight up blasphemy. Bitches be wanting his God sperm
 
blackpill_incel said:
In the Bible it said Jesus was nothing special to look at



Now that's just straight up blasphemy. Bitches be wanting his God sperm



Hater gonna hate
 
ItheIthe said:
Isaiah 53:2

"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,

    nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."

If he wasn't hot, how could he have gathered so many followers including femoids? I call bullshit. Isaiah was wrong.
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Jesus was a Chad. He fucked mary magdalene and probs other thots.
 
The devil would be incel.
 
Melinda said:
If he wasn't hot, how could he have gathered so many followers including femoids? I call bullshit. Isaiah was wrong.
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Turning water into wine? Generally doing shit that normal people can't?
 
VLÖ said:
Turning water into wine? Generally doing shit that normal people can't?
If an ugly incel turned water into wine, people would accuse him of trying to get women drunk to rape them. Everyone hates ugly men.
 

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