Every time I see a cute noodle

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The first thing that pops into my mind is “Fuck, I want one”, ngl.


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Bane of Arthropods

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I like stealing noodles from the store and shoving them in my duffle bag and running home with them eating them raw.

.....wait which noodles we talking about?
 
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I like stealing noodles from the store and shoving them in my duffle bag and running home with them eating them raw.

.....wait which noodles we talking about?
Same noodle bro. I like to fap to noodles. If I had a noodle box right now, I’d plow my dick into it. I just really love noodles, their smell, taste, everything. I even like gluten free noodles.
 
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Same noodle bro. I like to fap to noodles. If I had a noodle box right now, I’d plow my dick into it. I just really love noodles, their smell, taste, everything. I even like gluten free noodles.
....we’re on the same paragraph but not the same page :feelsgah:
 
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Run off the mill noodles don't do it for me. They are flat and dull and skinny, no curves, nothing to really sink your teeth into. These are better:

 
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Run off the mill noodles don't do it for me. They are flat and dull and skinny, no curves, nothing to really sink your teeth into. These are better:

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I’m fine with a plain noodle, as long as it’s thin.
 
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I love snapping dry noodles in half.
 
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@FinnCel probably agrees
I once drank half a litre bottle of whiskey all at once. I don't remember a thing after that.
It was a bet between me and my friend and I won 50€

I usually just drink scotch because it is cheap
 
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I once drank half a litre bottle of whiskey all at once. I don't remember a thing after that.
It was a bet between me and my friend and I won 50€

I usually just drink scotch because it is cheap
You must not weigh much. I used to finish off a 750ml bottle of gin (40%) in about an hour. I’d feel drunk but not black out drunk. I quit drinking now though.
 
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I once drank half a litre bottle of whiskey all at once. I don't remember a thing after that.
It was a bet between me and my friend and I won 50€

I usually just drink scotch because it is cheap
For 'cheap' scotch , I recommend Johnnie Walker green label. Try rye whiskey , it's cheap and nice. But the nicest cheap drink is rum and cola. So tasty.
 
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For 'cheap' scotch , I recommend Johnnie Walker green label. Try rye whiskey , it's cheap and nice. But the nicest cheap drink is rum and cola. So tasty.
I usually would drink $14 a bottle gin. Used to be this cheap ass whiskey I used to drink that was like $10 and it was fine straight but brutal hang overs.
 
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You must not weigh much. I used to finish off a 750ml bottle of gin (40%) in about an hour. I’d feel drunk but not black out drunk. I quit drinking now though.
I said I drank it all at once. And I was skinny back then (before I LDAR maxxed)
 
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I usually would drink $14 a bottle gin. Used to be this cheap ass whiskey I used to drink that was like $10 and it was fine straight but brutal hang overs.
Gin and tonic? I've only tried Bombay sapphire and it hits the nose like perfume
 
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I said I drank it all at once. And I was skinny back then (before I LDAR maxxed)
1 hour isn’t long enough to process alcohol, so all at once or over an hour is about the same. Liver can do 1 ounce of alcohol an hour.

I was like 250lb and 6’4” in my peak alcoholic days though.
Gin and tonic? I've only tried Bombay sapphire and it hits the nose like perfume
No straight, from the bottle to the belly. Just like drinking Sprite/7-up:feelsYall:
 
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1 hour isn’t long enough to process alcohol, so all at once or over an hour is about the same. Liver can do 1 ounce of alcohol an hour.

I was like 250lb and 6’4” in my peak alcoholic days though.

No straight, from the bottle to the belly. Just like drinking Sprite/7-up:feelsYall:
Tallfags out :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree: :feelsree:
 
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I like boiling noodles until they are tender and then covering them with juicy meat and plenty of sauce

I prefer noodles. thick and curvy
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