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Blackpill Everything that girls like in a man (full list of things you can be insecure about)

zombie

zombie

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-Looks
-Eye area

-Positive canthal tilt
-No scleral show
-Brow ridge
-Thick eyebrows
-No dark circles under the eyes
-Midface
-Strong cheekbones
-No nasolabial folds
-fWHR higher than 1.8
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio
-Straight nose
-Lower third
-Straight teeth
-Wide palate
-No underbite or overbite
-Forward growth of maxilla
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds
-Clearly visible gonion
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth
-Strong chin
-Big bones
-Height: the more the better
-Broad shoulders
-Big skull
-Big hands and feet
-Big frame
-Thick wrists
-Hair
-Not balding
-Race
-Not asian or indian
-Muscle
-Neck
-Masseter
-Chest
-Arms
-Abs
-Low bodyfat
-Clothes

-Status

-Pre-selection
-Big friend circle
-Exciting or high status profession
-Validation from others

-Money
-Finantial independence
-Car, house, etc.
-Interesting lifestyle

-Dark triad
-Narcissism (Selfishness)
-Machiavelism (Manipulative)
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy)

-Age
-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her
 
-Looks
-Eye area

-Positive canthal tilt
-No scleral show
-Brow ridge
-Thick eyebrows
-No dark circles under the eyes
-Midface
-Strong cheekbones
-No nasolabial folds
-fWHR higher than 1.8
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio
-Straight nose
-Lower third
-Straight teeth
-Wide palate
-No underbite or overbite
-Forward growth of maxilla
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds
-Clearly visible gonion
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth
-Strong chin
-Big bones
-Height: the more the better
-Broad shoulders
-Big skull
-Big hands and feet
-Big frame
-Thick wrists
-Hair
-Not balding
-Race
-Not asian or indian
-Muscle
-Neck
-Masseter
-Chest
-Arms
-Abs
-Low bodyfat
-Clothes

-Status

-Pre-selection
-Big friend circle
-Exciting or high status profession
-Validation from others

-Money
-Finantial independence
-Car, house, etc.
-Interesting lifestyle

-Dark triad
-Narcissism (Selfishness)
-Machiavelism (Manipulative)
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy)

-Age
-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her
My eyebrows were already not that strong, but I had an accident as a kid that shaves off half of one of them, so I look even uglier from that side. Thanks to my retarded mother who did nothing about it. I remember the nurse then even told her "it might not grow back if you don't do this, I strongly recommend it" (don't know what exactly she was saying to do), and my mom was just all tee-hee no need it'll be fine!
 
I have a good personality. That should do it for m'ladies
 
I wonder if some Gigachad exists or existed who possesses/ed all the qualities from above.
 
My eyebrows were already not that strong, but I had an accident as a kid that shaves off half of one of them, so I look even uglier from that side. Thanks to my retarded mother who did nothing about it. I remember the nurse then even told her "it might not grow back if you don't do this, I strongly recommend it" (don't know what exactly she was saying to do), and my mom was just all tee-hee no need it'll be fine!

Holy shit, brutal
 
Holy shit, brutal
Yes, it's from my left side, coincidentally the side where my fivehead is also most visible. So five head with weak half Missi brows, looks absolutely pathetic man. And that's just the upper area of course.

Sister asked me if I plucked those eyebrows. That's how pathetic and feminine they look after that accident.
 
I wonder if some Gigachad exists or existed who possesses/ed all the qualities from above.
The Thor guy, Hemsworth

Not 100% sure about the dark triad part but I always assume these high profile lefties are
 
You forgot not being an Arab
Also not being Black. "but muh bbc, muh tyrone, muh media hype!!!"

Everything else is spot on though except he forgot some muscles like shoulders and back
 
You know it is it just easier to say i'ts over and LDAR than having to deal or bother with all this shit.
 
Also not being Black. "but muh bbc, muh tyrone, muh media hype!!!"

Everything else is spot on though except he forgot some muscles like shoulders and back

Shoulders are part of arms lol
 
Shoulders are part of arms lol
Fuck youre right. When I googled images of shoulder it always included arms and vice-versa. I tried to prove you wrong but failed. peanut brain IQ tbh tbh (me)
 
-Looks
-Eye area

-Positive canthal tilt :no:
-No scleral show :no:
-Brow ridge :no:
-Thick eyebrows :no:
-No dark circles under the eyes :no:
-Midface
-Strong cheekbones :yes:
-No nasolabial folds :no:
-fWHR higher than 1.8 :no:
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio :yes:
-Straight nose :yes:
-Lower third
-Straight teeth :no:
-Wide palate :no:
-No underbite or overbite :no:
-Forward growth of maxilla :no:
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees :no:
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds :no:
-Clearly visible gonion :no:
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth :no:
-Strong chin :no:
-Big bones
-Height: the more the better :yes:
-Broad shoulders :no:
-Big skull :yes:
-Big hands and feet :no:
-Big frame :no:
-Thick wrists :no:
-Hair
-Not balding :no:
-Race
-Not asian or indian :yes:
-Muscle
-Neck :no:
-Masseter :no:
-Chest :no:
-Arms :no:
-Abs :no:
-Low bodyfat :no:
-Clothes

-Status

-Pre-selection :no:
-Big friend circle :no:
-Exciting or high status profession :no:
-Validation from others :no:

-Money
-Finantial independence :no:
-Car, house, etc. :no:
-Interesting lifestyle :no:

-Dark triad
-Narcissism (Selfishness) :no:
-Machiavelism (Manipulative) :no:
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy) :no:

-Age
-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her :no:
 
You forgot not being an Arab

Nah, races which are seen as savages like blacks, hispanics or arabs are all cool with women

The problem is being from races who are seen as effeminate and harmless
 
Everything a man likes in girls:

- Not too fat (in my case)

- Exist (for the rest of men)
 
For me:

-Looks
-Eye area

-Positive canthal tilt :yes:
-No scleral show :no:
-Brow ridge :yes:
-Thick eyebrows :no:
-No dark circles under the eyes :no:
-Midface
-Strong cheekbones :no:
-No nasolabial folds :yes:
-fWHR higher than 1.8 :no:
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio :yes:
-Straight nose :yes:
-Lower third
-Straight teeth :no:
-Wide palate :no:
-No underbite or overbite :yes:
-Forward growth of maxilla :yes:
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees :yes:
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds :no:
-Clearly visible gonion :no:
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth :yes:
-Strong chin :no:
-Big bones
-Height: the more the better :yes:
-Broad shoulders :no:
-Big skull :no:
-Big hands and feet :no::yes:(average hands big feet)
-Big frame :no:
-Thick wrists :no:
-Hair
-Not balding :yes:
-Race
-Not asian or Indian :yes:
-Muscle
-Neck :no:
-Masseter :no:
-Chest :no:
-Arms :no:
-Abs :no:
-Low body fat :yes:
-Clothes :no:

-Status

-Pre-selection :no:
-Big friend circle :no:
-Exciting or high status profession :no:
-Validation from others :no:

-Money
-Finantial independence :no:
-Car, house, etc. :no:
-Interesting lifestyle :no:


-Dark triad
-Narcissism (Selfishness)
-Machiavelism (Manipulative)
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy)
(this section is ridiculous)

-Age
-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her (depends on women)
 
Forgot

Hunter Eyes
Big Dick Energy
Aryan features (white skin, light eyes)
Loud Speaking Voice
Big Feet
7"+ penis
Aggressive 'don't care' demeanor
risky hobbies (parachuting, rock climbing, etc)
Always asserting yourself above other males
 
But indians are asian.
 
That's a great list of personality traits. Thxbrev
 
Forgot dick size
 
Remember boyos. Mens attractiveness is much more objective than womens attractiveness. So the less traits you have on this list, the objectively worse looking you will be no matter what.
 
well im so fucked wheres a gun when you need it.
 
-Looks
-Eye area

-Positive canthal tilt
-No scleral show
-Brow ridge
-Thick eyebrows
-No dark circles under the eyes
-Midface
-Strong cheekbones
-No nasolabial folds
-fWHR higher than 1.8
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio
-Straight nose
-Lower third
-Straight teeth
-Wide palate
-No underbite or overbite
-Forward growth of maxilla
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds
-Clearly visible gonion
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth
-Strong chin
-Big bones
-Height: the more the better
-Broad shoulders
-Big skull
-Big hands and feet
-Big frame
-Thick wrists
-Hair
-Not balding
-Race
-Not asian or indian
-Muscle
-Neck
-Masseter
-Chest
-Arms
-Abs
-Low bodyfat
-Clothes

-Status

-Pre-selection
-Big friend circle
-Exciting or high status profession
-Validation from others

-Money
-Finantial independence
-Car, house, etc.
-Interesting lifestyle

-Dark triad
-Narcissism (Selfishness)
-Machiavelism (Manipulative)
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy)

-Age
-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her
[Blackpill] Everything Men like in Girls

1. Just be a biological female. That it. Nothing more.
 
Life is a joke. Fuck people's unfair/retarded/shallow standards and fuck my genetics.
 
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Cope its only the looks. Money status means bs to foids
 
Forgot

Hunter Eyes
Big Dick Energy
Aryan features (white skin, light eyes)
Loud Speaking Voice
Big Feet
7"+ penis
Aggressive 'don't care' demeanor
risky hobbies (parachuting, rock climbing, etc)
Always asserting yourself above other males
Holy shit how did I forgot about dick size JFL

I wish I could fix this
Exist (for the rest of men)

Many men like girls who do not exist lol
[Blackpill] Everything Men like in Girls

1. Just be a biological female. That it. Nothing more.
Many men fuck, date and even marry trannies lol
 
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-Eye area
-Positive canthal tilt :yes:
-No scleral show :yes:
-Brow ridge :no:
-Thick eyebrows :no:
-No dark circles under the eyes :yes:
-Midface
-Strong cheekbones :no:
-No nasolabial folds :yes:
-fWHR higher than 1.8 :yes:
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio :yes:
-Straight nose :no: (potato nose, huge AF, incel maker, trust me have never seen this size before)
-Lower third
-Straight teeth :yes:
-Wide palate :yes:
-No underbite or overbite :yes:
-Forward growth of maxilla :yes:
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees :yes:
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds :yes:
-Clearly visible gonion :yes::yes:
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth :yes:
-Strong chin :yes:
-Big bones
-Height: the more the better :yes:
-Broad shoulders :no:
-Big skull :yes:
-Big hands and feet :yes:
-Big frame :no:
-Thick wrists :no: (my pp is almost same size, fml)
-Hair
-Not balding :yes:
-Race
-Not asian or indian (slav, so :no:)
-Muscle
-Neck :yes:
-Masseter :no:
-Chest :no:
-Arms :no:
-Abs :no:
-Low bodyfat :yes:
-Clothes :no:

-Status

-Pre-selection :no:
-Big friend circle :no:
-Exciting or high status profession :yes:
-Validation from others :no:

-Money
-Finantial independence :yes:
-Car, house, etc. :yes:
-Interesting lifestyle :no:

-Dark triad
-Narcissism (Selfishness) :yes:
-Machiavelism (Manipulative) :no:
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy) :yes:

-Age
-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her :yes:
 
I like how you left it blank under the category "clothes", LOL.
 
I shower everyday.
 
-Looks
-Eye area

-Positive canthal tilt :yes:
-No scleral show :yes:
-Brow ridge :no:
-Thick eyebrows :yes:
-No dark circles under the eyes :yes:
-Midface
-Strong cheekbones :feelsrope:
-No nasolabial folds :yes:
-fWHR higher than 1.8 :yes:
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio :no:
-Straight nose :yes:
-Lower third
-Straight teeth :yes:
-Wide palate :no:
-No underbite or overbite :no:
-Forward growth of maxilla :feelsrope:
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees :no:
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds :no:
-Clearly visible gonion :no:
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth :no:
-Strong chin :feelsrope:
-Big bones
-Height: the more the better :yes::no:
-Broad shoulders :no:
-Big skull :yes:
-Big hands and feet :no:
-Big frame :no:
-Thick wrists :feelsrope:
-Hair
-Not balding :yes:
-Race
-Not asian or indian :no:
-Muscle
-Neck :no:
-Masseter :no:
-Chest :no:
-Arms :yes:
-Abs :no:
-Low bodyfat :yes:
-Clothes

-Status

-Pre-selection :no:
-Big friend circle :no:
-Exciting or high status profession :no:
-Validation from others :no:

-Money
-Finantial independence :yes:
-Car, house, etc. :no:
-Interesting lifestyle :no:

-Dark triad
-Narcissism (Selfishness) :no:
-Machiavelism (Manipulative) :no:
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy) :no:

-Age
-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her :yes:
 
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Bro all you have to do is shower. You’re making things more complicated than it actually is.
 
His smile,the way he makes her laugh,his lovable remarks






His 86 inch frame
 
Title should be called "minimum requirements to attract a foid in 2019"
 
-Looks
-Eye area

-Positive canthal tilt Neutral
-No scleral show a lot of schleral show
-Brow ridge no brow ridge
-Thick eyebrows yes
-No dark circles under the eyes yes
-Midface

-Strong cheekbones yes but bad bloating
-No nasolabial folds I have them
-fWHR higher than 1.8 idk
-2-to-1 chin-to-philtrum ratio 3 to 2 chin to philtrum ratio
-Straight nose ...sure?
-Lower third

-Straight teeth only the top ones
-Wide palate no
-No underbite or overbite overbite
-Forward growth of maxilla i don't think so
-Gonial angle close to 100 degrees
-Mandible as wide as the middle and upper thirds mandible is 75 degrees but bad bloating so not noticable
-Clearly visible gonion no
-Long ramus, preferably below the mouth
-Strong chin no
-Big bones

-Height: the more the better yes
-Broad shoulders yes
-Big skull yes
-Big hands and feet yes
-Big frame yes
-Thick wrists no
-Hair

-Not balding norwood 2 at 18
-Race

-Not asian or indian Mediterranean,pass as deathnic
-Muscle

-Neck no
-Masseter yes but bloated
--Chest no
-Arms no
--Abs no
-Low bodyfat
-Clothes

-Status

-Pre-selection isk what the is
-Big friend circle kind of
-Exciting or high status profession no
-Validation from others no

-Money

-Finantial independence no
-Car, house, etc. technically yes
-Interesting lifestyle no

-Dark triad

-Narcissism (Selfishness) no
-Machiavelism (Manipulative) yes
-Psychopathy (Lack of empathy)yes

-Age

-Not too young, not too old, preferably slightly older than her im 18
 
So...

In other words...

YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN...

as Chad
 
I only possess thick eyebrows due to my brutal Indian-Arab mix. I look like a fucking seagull. JFL.
 
Lol at being insecure over a foid
 

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